Charlie Sheen is an Armed and Dangerous POTUS in New Machete Kills Poster

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Charlie Sheen in Machete Kills (2013) Movie Poster

The prettiest man in the movie business Danny Trejo takes on Mel Gibson and anyone else who wants a piece of him in Robert Rodriguez’s “Machete Kills”, the sequel to the goofy semi-hit “Machete” from a few years ago. I guess the film ended up making more money than it cost to make, thus, a sequel is coming this October. That’s usually how it works in Hollywood.

Check out a new poster for the film (above), featuring Charlie Sheen as Carlos Estevez, playing the President of the United States. I guess that’s a gag or something. It’s really not that funny, but then again, Sheen has never struck me as being all that funny. Like, ever.

Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

Also starring Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara and Amber Heard.

Machet-taaaaaaaaaay swings into theaters this October 4th.

And in case you missed it, the previously released and rollicking good time trailer:

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