Cloverfield Gets a New Poster, Official Title

krissy says:

what kind of movie is this? or is this one that your not going to know till the movie is out in theaters?

Ray Greenfield says:

The Cloverfield movie Rip off

I’m not one of those highly paid film critics however; somebody should rate this make-a-fast-buck Hollywood block buster combination garbage of a movie before it’s rented out once again. Therefore, here’s my input to the next person or persons who rents this video disaster out.

I rented this so-called movie a few days ago and found it to be beyond amateurish in both context and that standard film format that we have all come to expect. The Blair Witch Project taught me a valuable lesson, and a few new philosophies have now resurfaced in the wake of all that poor filmmaking too.

Lesson number one) Get a few friends who absolutely cannot act together in any given forest, then rent a few cameras and the end result grosses over one hundred million dollars. Thanks in part to that most dull movie going public out there. Therefore, as a concerned consumer and movie buff, who like you rents movies from time to time, I rate this disastrous mess as the lowest of the low.

Sad but true in this modern era, the great films that we all grew up with from the 50s-90s as well as those great filmmakers from the past too, are now gone forever. In addition, the superb movie quality that we once came to aspect has gone by the wayside too. You won’t see anything like that past caliber of moviemaking as long as good old Hollywood can turn a big buck by producing this kind of film trash.

In conclusion, I still cannot believe that Paramount pictures actually released this most twisted “Cloverfield” movie aberration. Therefore, I now insert my own opinion to that movie capital of the world. “By your lack of concern for all of that great filmmaking from our recent past, it is my honest opinion that you just want to deprive moviegoers of their hard-earned money, in exchange for this kind of movie insult to our own intelligence.

From the author of what could become one of the greatest science-fiction movies of all time.

“Deniability the alien element”

Keep it up Hollywood until your loyal movie going public finely wakes back up!!!

Paul West says:

“Cloverfield” That joke of a so-called movie was bad enough for it will be definitely added to Hollywood’s lowest list of those ever growing make a-fast-buck blockbuster garbage flicks. I Robot and that equally discussing sequel I am legend has turned off this moviegoer for keeps now. Speaking indirectly to all those big bad Hollywood producers out there, who no longer have an edge for making that real audience pleasing science-fiction?
Where are you getting these lousy scripts from a class of kindergartners? Who writes these neanderthal brained scripts, and how many millions do these jerks make for purposely distorting our sense of real theater. Is it possible that today’s movie scripts were rescued from trash heaps? It’s now time for me to challenge Hollywood with this real science-fiction masterpiece of a manuscript. Unfortunately for all those incredibly cheap minded producers out there today, bringing this science-fiction story to a large theatrical screen will require something they no longer possess” the true interpretation of science-fiction” for that you must have some intelligence. In conclusion, I won’t be so low to just rent a few cameras and higher a special effects computer whiz, to do this movie cheaply. No, I believe that the American audience deserves better than what you can deliver, to make that fast buck. Therefore I shall wait until Hollywood goes bust, and when you big-name producers are standing in those unemployment lines, my movie Deniability the alien element will continue drawing those crowds, who have already seen the movie twice.

From the author of the unpublished manuscript “Deniability, the alien element”