Cloverfield Movie SPOILERS
Cloverfield (2008) Movie — By Nix on January 15, 2008
With “Cloverfield” set to open on the 18th, a meager 3 days away, the reviews are starting to flood in. I have yet to read a review where they spoiled everything for you, but I finally stumbled across one at UGO, who has seen the movie and was nice enough to SPOIL pretty much everything about the movie for us. Really, SPOILERS APLENTY. Don’t read on if you don’t want to know.
Okay, here are some excerpts from UGO’s review:
Q: What the hell does the monster look like? Is it a whale with feet?
A: It is not a whale with feet. But it is difficult to describe. I haven’t seen a monster quite like this before. That doesn’t mean that you don’t get a good look at him. You do. But even still. He kinda looks like a giant gray dinosaur with creepy backwards ostrich legs. But that’s not the scariest part. The legs are really meaty and almost look human-like. There are times when he looks like a biped and other times when he looks like a quadruped. He has a lizard-y face and he’s got sacs up by his temples when he breathes (I guess.) He also has some whippy tentacle arms that fly at you when you try to cross the Brooklyn Bridge.Q: Do you ever find out what the monster is?
A: Not really.Q: Does it end all lame like The Sopranos or does it have a real ending?
A: A little of both. You never learn what happens (everything you see is “discovered tape”) in the larger world, but you learn what happens to the characters you’ve been following.Q: What happens to the characters we’ve been following?
A: Everybody dies.Q: Oy vey!
A: But they find love.Q: What does Slusho have to do with the movie?
A: Nothing. Some dude wears a Slusho T-Shirt. Then he gets killed by a monster.
And finally, yes, it does leave room for a sequel. As if it weren’t, sheeah, right.


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13 Comments
THANKS FOR SPOILING THE ENTIRE MOVIE FOR THE REST OF AMERICA. I REALLY DO APPRECIATE THAT.
Jonathan, exactly what part of “Cloverfield Movie SPOILERS” and “SPOILERS APLENTY” did you not understand?
DONT READ IT THEN IN THE OPENING ON THE HOME PAGE IT CLEARLY SAYS DONT READ IT IF YOU DONT WANT IT TO BE SPOILED YOU OBVIOUSLY SEARCHED IT OR YOU WOULDNT HAVE CAME UPON THIS .
i love spoilers
I THINK THIS GUYS IS BLUFFING…
I think this is legit information, I’ve heard some similar stuff from a good friend who was lucky enough to see the screening.
nah hes tellin the truth i saw it midnight last night
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he’s not lying. saw the movie a couple of hours ago and the monster is sweet! looks nothing like the whale monster here. The little monsters that fall off of it look like mini versions of the bugs from starship troopers. great movie
Yeah, it’s true. All of that’s right.
But there IS a connection with Slusho! albeit not a big one: the job Rob is taking in Japan is the VP for the Slusho! commercial advertising in North America. And, Slusho! is a child company of Tagruto, the company that woke Clover up by drilling on the sea floor.