Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan Cuddle in Official Fifty Shades of Grey Images

Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson in Fifty Shades of Grey (2014) Movie EW CoverOh, the rich billionaire with a kinky side. Haven’t we all been there, ladies?

Ladies? No? Oh well, that’s why there are books like E.L. James’ “Fifty Shades of Grey”, right? Sigh. He’s so handsome. And rich. And kinky.

For those of you who can’t wait to see Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan inhabiting their sexy “Fifty Shades of Grey” clothing, here they are in four character portraits and an EW cover. Yes, they’re way too over dressed. I suspect they’ll be shedding those clothes pretty soon. Aren’t the books about them doing it? Then doing it some more? Then when they can’t stand it, find the strength and courage to keep doing it?

I could be wrong, of course.

The movie is expected to launch a trilogy like the books, but let’s face it, who knows if it will actually do anything on the big screen. It’s one thing to get housewives to buy your erotic book, but it’s another matter to get them to actually show up and be counted in theaters. After all, look at what’s happened to the YA market all of a sudden. The books are still going strong, but the movies have been pretty hit and miss — with way more misses than hits lately.

“Fifty Shades of Grey” will be directed by Sam Taylor-Johnson, and will co-star Luke Grimes, Victor Rasuk, and Jennifer Ehle.

Things get sexy (if you’re into that sort of thing) in 2015.

Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson in Fifty Shades of Grey (2014) Movie Character Portrait

Jamie Dornan in Fifty Shades of Grey (2014) Movie Character Portrait

Dakota Johnson in Fifty Shades of Grey (2014) Movie Character Portrait

Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson in Fifty Shades of Grey (2014) Movie Character Portrait