Russell Crowe saves us from a mighty flood in Darren Aronofsky’s Bible epic “Noah.” He’s, uh, playing that Noah guy, who you can see armed with an ax and ready to save your butt or kill you trying in a new poster for the film below. It’s a good thing you took those swimming lessons, huh?
The film itself is said to be getting a big-time TV spot this weekend during the Super Bowl, because nothing says football like a movie about the Bible. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
The Biblical Noah suffers visions of an apocalyptic deluge and takes measures to protect his family from the coming flood.
Starring Russell Crowe, Jennifer Connelly, Anthony Hopkins, Sami Gayle, Kevin Durand, Douglas Booth, Marton Csokas, Emma Watson, Logan Lerman, Nick Nolte, and Ray Winstone.
Noah sails into theaters March 28th.