David Hasselhoff in a Rather Pointless First Clip from Piranha 3DD

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David Hasselhoff in Piranha 3DD (2012) Movie Image

When you have a movie about killer fishes with very sharp teeth biting girls in bikinis at a water park, you’d think the makers of “Piranha 3DD” would showcase the evil buggers in the very first clip they release for the movie. Instead, we get … David Hasselhoff playing David Hasselhoff, playing a keyboard in bed with a couple of chicks he just picked up and whose names he doesn’t know. See, because David Hasselhoff is a star and he gets to have sex with hot chicks he just met. I guess that’s … amusing?

Well, it’s something.

Having awoken from their spring break extravaganza at Lake Victoria, the swarm heads upstream where they look to make a meal out of Big Wet, a local water park where when it comes to fun, nobody does it wetter! Thought they came to get wet, get loaded and get some, the staff and patrons get more than they bargained for when they must face the fiercest, most bloodthirsty piranhas yet. Lead by the strong-willed, studious Maddy and her friends, Barry and Kyle, the trio must dive in and take on these man-eating creatures using every ounce of their being…but can they be stopped?

Also starring Katrina Bowden, Christopher Lloyd, Danielle Panabaker, Ving Rhames, Gary Busey, Chris Zylka, Chelan Simmons, David Koechner, Jean-Luc Bilodeau, Paul Scheer, Cody Kennedy, Elise Neal, Sam Jones III, and directed by John Gulager.

The fishies eat June 1, 2012.

Via : Crave

Author: Nix

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