Apparently Pamela Anderson was busy, because the fine folks behind “Disaster Movie”, the latest spoof flick from the geniuses behind “Meet the Spartans”, “Date Movie”, and the never-say-die (even though we’d really want it to) “Scary Movie” franchise, has had to settle for faux reality TV “star” Kim Kardashian, otherwise known as the self-made “celebrity” with the big ass who released a sex tape to launch her career in entertainment. (You gotta love America.) In any case, here’s the latest poster — the official one, we’re told — for “Disaster Movie”. And yes, they are spoofing “Hancock” and “Kung Fu Panda” and “Hellboy II”. One can only hope for a beastiality joke or two on the “Hellboy II” front. What, is it just me?
DISASTER MOVIE stars the dynamic cast of Matt Lanter, Vanessa Minnillo, Kim Kardashian, G Thang, and Carmen Electra. Taking aim at everything and everyone, from “Indiana Jones” and “Iron Man” to Amy Winehouse and High School Musical, DISASTER MOVIE lampoons the blockbuster movie, pop culture icons and public figures along the way as Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer satirize everything as only they can.
The disaster commences August 29.
Get your tickets, kids. I know you’re dying to see this thing. If you weren’t, they would have stopped making them. So really, it’s all your fault. Stupid kids and your stupid bad taste in movies.