Disaster Movie Official Poster is Fauxny

Apparently Pamela Anderson was busy, because the fine folks behind “Disaster Movie”, the latest spoof flick from the geniuses behind “Meet the Spartans”, “Date Movie”, and the never-say-die (even though we’d really want it to) “Scary Movie” franchise, has had to settle for faux reality TV “star” Kim Kardashian, otherwise known as the self-made “celebrity” with the big ass who released a sex tape to launch her career in entertainment. (You gotta love America.) In any case, here’s the latest poster — the official one, we’re told — for “Disaster Movie”. And yes, they are spoofing “Hancock” and “Kung Fu Panda” and “Hellboy II”. One can only hope for a beastiality joke or two on the “Hellboy II” front. What, is it just me?

DISASTER MOVIE stars the dynamic cast of Matt Lanter, Vanessa Minnillo, Kim Kardashian, G Thang, and Carmen Electra. Taking aim at everything and everyone, from “Indiana Jones” and “Iron Man” to Amy Winehouse and High School Musical, DISASTER MOVIE lampoons the blockbuster movie, pop culture icons and public figures along the way as Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer satirize everything as only they can.

The disaster commences August 29.

Get your tickets, kids. I know you’re dying to see this thing. If you weren’t, they would have stopped making them. So really, it’s all your fault. Stupid kids and your stupid bad taste in movies.

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  • Captain Frogbert

    OK so, this is a movie that is spoofing movies that ARE IN THEATRES RIGHT NOW!!! That means it is a movie based on jokes about the FRAKKING TRAILERS of the movies it is spoofing. OK sure, there are Juno jokes and Alvin and the Chipmunk jokes (is is possible to do do jokes about a movies that was, itelf, a pathetic joke?)… but come on, Ironman jokes, Sex and the City Jokes, HELLBOY JOKES!! Hellboy II hasn’t even REALEASED YET!

    Granted these movies are shite. They’re always unfunny, incredibly stupid shite. Meet the Spartans had ONE JOKE. And it was stupidly obvious (I saw it — under duress — at a friend’s house. I would never have paid to see it).

    Would it really have hurt the producers to have waited to actually see these movies and spent some time actually crafting targeted JOKES rather than tired repetitive Britney Spears insults and fart jokes?

  • Captain Frogbert

    OK so, this is a movie that is spoofing movies that ARE IN THEATRES RIGHT NOW!!! That means it is a movie based on jokes about the FRAKKING TRAILERS of the movies it is spoofing. OK sure, there are Juno jokes and Alvin and the Chipmunk jokes (is is possible to do do jokes about a movies that was, itelf, a pathetic joke?)… but come on, Ironman jokes, Sex and the City Jokes, HELLBOY JOKES!! Hellboy II hasn’t even REALEASED YET!

    Granted these movies are shite. They’re always unfunny, incredibly stupid shite. Meet the Spartans had ONE JOKE. And it was stupidly obvious (I saw it — under duress — at a friend’s house. I would never have paid to see it).

    Would it really have hurt the producers to have waited to actually see these movies and spent some time actually crafting targeted JOKES rather than tired repetitive Britney Spears insults and fart jokes?

  • Captain Frogbert

    OK so, this is a movie that is spoofing movies that ARE IN THEATRES RIGHT NOW!!! That means it is a movie based on jokes about the FRAKKING TRAILERS of the movies it is spoofing. OK sure, there are Juno jokes and Alvin and the Chipmunk jokes (is is possible to do do jokes about a movies that was, itelf, a pathetic joke?)… but come on, Ironman jokes, Sex and the City Jokes, HELLBOY JOKES!! Hellboy II hasn’t even REALEASED YET!

    Granted these movies are shite. They’re always unfunny, incredibly stupid shite. Meet the Spartans had ONE JOKE. And it was stupidly obvious (I saw it — under duress — at a friend’s house. I would never have paid to see it).

    Would it really have hurt the producers to have waited to actually see these movies and spent some time actually crafting targeted JOKES rather than tired repetitive Britney Spears insults and fart jokes?

  • Robert

    DUMB DUMB DUMB this is getting out of hand someone needs to look at these 2 guys and say “hey you know what? YOU’RE NOT FUNNY, YOU’VE NEVER BEEN FUNNY, AND YOU WILL NEVER BE FUNNY”. I HATE that people actually pay to watch these so we can expect a new one every other MONTH or so…………………i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them

    WORST “MOVIE” EVER-PART:79

    If you want to call it a movie!!!!

  • Robert

    DUMB DUMB DUMB this is getting out of hand someone needs to look at these 2 guys and say “hey you know what? YOU’RE NOT FUNNY, YOU’VE NEVER BEEN FUNNY, AND YOU WILL NEVER BE FUNNY”. I HATE that people actually pay to watch these so we can expect a new one every other MONTH or so…………………i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them

    WORST “MOVIE” EVER-PART:79

    If you want to call it a movie!!!!

  • Robert

    DUMB DUMB DUMB this is getting out of hand someone needs to look at these 2 guys and say “hey you know what? YOU’RE NOT FUNNY, YOU’VE NEVER BEEN FUNNY, AND YOU WILL NEVER BE FUNNY”. I HATE that people actually pay to watch these so we can expect a new one every other MONTH or so…………………i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them

    WORST “MOVIE” EVER-PART:79

    If you want to call it a movie!!!!

  • Brandon

    How many of the movies/little pop culture references in this movie have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with “disaster movies”?! Seems like the bulk of the movie! Absolutely ridiculous I have yet to see any of this retarded series but I get ill every time I see the trailers…

    http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af08

    I know I know – a spoof of a series of spoofs but it is quite accurate, and cracks me up.

  • Brandon

    How many of the movies/little pop culture references in this movie have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with “disaster movies”?! Seems like the bulk of the movie! Absolutely ridiculous I have yet to see any of this retarded series but I get ill every time I see the trailers…

    http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af08

    I know I know – a spoof of a series of spoofs but it is quite accurate, and cracks me up.

  • Brandon

    How many of the movies/little pop culture references in this movie have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with “disaster movies”?! Seems like the bulk of the movie! Absolutely ridiculous I have yet to see any of this retarded series but I get ill every time I see the trailers…

    http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af08

    I know I know – a spoof of a series of spoofs but it is quite accurate, and cracks me up.

  • Brandon

    How many of the movies/little pop culture references in this movie have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with “disaster movies”?! Seems like the bulk of the movie! Absolutely ridiculous, I have yet to see any of the movies in this horrible ever expanding series but I get ill every time I see the trailers…

    http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af08

    I know I know – a spoof of a series of spoofs but it is quite accurate, and cracks me up.