On August 23rd of the year 2011, North America will finally get to feast their dirty little eyes on the Jason Statham action extravaganza “Blitz” when it arrives unceremoniously on DVD. In order to prepare us for this admittedly dodgy-looking straight-to-video offering, the promotional gurus working behind-the-scenes have bestowed this new trailer upon the Statham-loving masses. And while I know I’ll be among the first to watch the damned thing when it finally arrives, I’ll have to force myself to keep my expectations under control. After all, not every Statham offering can be a “Crank” or “Crank 2″. Yeah, I said it. I love me some “Crank”.