Even Blake Lively Doesn’t Want to do Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Man, nobody — and I mean, nobody — wants to do this movie.

The studio can’t get a director or a star for the big-screen adaptation of Seth Grahame-Smith’s “re-imagining”, and now their latest candidate, Blake Lively, has officially turned down the offer to take the female lead. Blake Lively. Whose biggest role to date has been snapping naked pictures of herself on her cellphone and dating Leonardo DiCaprio. Has turned down the role.

Blake Lively!

There is apparently something stinky about this project. Maybe it’s the script, maybe it’s “perception is reality”, but Hollywood agents seem to be steering their clients away from this thing like it’s the plague.

I mean — Blake Lively said NO! Wow.

Blake Lively in Gossip Girl