Oh man, time has not been kind to John Rambo. Not the least bit. Sure, he’s still built like a Mack truck, but apparently Rambo hasn’t been keeping up with his gym membership, because that mullet, combined with that double chin, and Rambo ain’t looking quite so fierce as when he invaded the jungles of Vietnam or took on Russians in the deserts of Afghanistan. But hey, time isn’t kind to any of us, so why should everyone’s favorite killing machine? But come on, the mullet???
Moviehole, via various sources, has posted the first picture of Sylvester Stallone manning a M60 caliber machinegun from the upcoming fourth Rambo movie, to be called “John Rambo”. I wish they would have kept the other title. Just calling it “John Rambo” makes the whole thing sound so plain.
The next chapter finds Rambo recruited by a group of Christian human rights missionaries to protect them against pirates, during a humanitarian aid deliver to the persecuted Karen people of Burma. After some of the missionaries are taken prisoner by sadistic Burmese soldiers, Rambo gets a second impossible job: to assemble a team of mercenaries to rescue the surviving relief workers.
Head over to Moviehole to read the article that comes with the image. Meanwhile, behold, John Rambo: