HBO’s “Flight of the Conchords” is a show I’ve never seen, though people who have swear by it. Then again, I’ve never seen a single episode of “Entourage” or “Sex and the City”, either, and everyone seems to love those two shows, too. Anyways, it’s all a moot point since I don’t have HBO. Or Showtime. Or any of the premium pay cables. Like I don’t have enough on basic cable to waste most of my time. God, do I waste a lot of time watching bad TV. And sports. Way, way too much sports.
Where was I? Oh right. One of the stars of “Conchords” is Jemaine Clement (pic, left), and according to Deadline Clement will be playing a character name Yaz, the lead villain in “Men in Black 3″. Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones are back for the sequel, with Josh Brolin joining them this time around, playing a younger version of Jones’ character in the movie. Barry Sonnenfeld, who directed the previous two outings, will also be back for the third.
I don’t know much about Jemaine Clement, and he doesn’t have Lara Flynn Boyle’s body (below), but damn, dude sure is hairy enough. He’s also got that weird “don’t smile at him, he might think you’re interested and start stalking you” vibe about him. Just saying.