So, yeah, Ted is like, a teddy bear that somehow became real in the movie. And, you know, everyone just sort of accepts it. When I first heard about the movie, I thought Mark Wahlberg’s character was the only one who could hear/see Ted, but nope, they’re really taking this thing right down Surreal Town, turns out, similar to how Stewie in Seth MacFarlane’s “Family Guy” can talk, though I’m never really sure if everyone can hear him or if it’s just Brian the dog. Anyways, check out four clips from “Ted”, which is like “Toys” but with hookers. And possibly raunchy toy sex. Everytime I see the scene where Wahlberg’s character rattles off those names of “white trash girls”, I still laugh. The rest? Eh.
Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane brings his boundary-pushing brand of humor to the big screen for the first time as writer, director and voice star of Ted. In the live action/CG-animated comedy, he tells the story of John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg), a grown man who must deal with the cherished teddy bear who came to life as the result of a childhood wish…and has refused to leave his side ever since.
Besides MacFarlane, who also voices Ted, the cast includes Mila Kunis, Mark Wahlberg, Giovanni Ribisi, Patrick Warburton, Joel McHale, Jessica Stroup, Laura Vandervoort, and Melissa Ordway.
Ted does what all bad boys do on June 29, 2012.
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