Fuzzy Promotional Artwork for the Danny Trejo Epic Machete Kills

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Machete Kills (2012) Movie Poster

Anyone who knows me understands my weird love for Danny Trejo. People like to pick on me about it, claiming that I have some sort of “man crush” on the guy. And maybe I do. I try not to think about it. Even if I didn’t enjoy the Trejo’s work as much as I currently do, I’d still say that “Machete Kills” has the potential to be extremely cool. The first one is a classic in my book — it was the first film I purchased on Blu-ray — so I’m understandably excited about the sequel. Below you’ll find the first bit of promotional artwork for the film. It may be a little on the fuzzy side, but at least it’s clear enough to enjoy.

If you missed it the first time around, here’s the synopsis:

The new film finds Machete recruited by the U.S. Government for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man. Machete must battle his way through Mexico to take down a madman cartel leader and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war across the planet with a weapon in space. Machete takes on an army in an effort to dismantle a plan for global anarchy.

Did you miss “Machete”? If so, take a gander at the trailer embedded below. You may not understand my love for Danny Trejo, but at least you can enjoy the majesty of “Machete”.

Machete Kills (2012) Movie Poster

Via : Coming Soon

Author: Todd Rigney

Todd was raised on a steady diet of Hollywood blockbusters, late-night Cinemax programming, and USA’s “Up All Night,” which may explain why his taste in movies is more than a little questionable. When he isn’t providing news and reviews for Beyond Hollywood, he can be found lounging lazily on his couch, perched in front of his television, or dwelling in places where direct sunlight can be easily avoided. He's happily married, in his 30's, and totally badass. If you'd like to reach Todd, you can follow him on Twitter or send him email/scoops to todd (at) beyondhollywood.com.
  • http://www.beyondhollywood.com/ Dedpool

    If Machette Kills I’m there!!

  • Guest

    I hope it’s better than the first film. The idea and cast were solid enough, but it just wasn’t as enjoyable as it should have been.

  • X_p

    i was just gonna say…am i the only one who was disappointed in the first one? it wasnt very grindhousey at all, and was in fact pretty basic hollywood mainstream wack.