More Good Stuff with Bianca Klamt Motta
Maybe it’s the three name thing, or maybe it’s just the fact that she looks awfully good without most of her clothes on, but I just can’t help posting more from the gorgeous model Bianca Klamt Motta. She’s not quite a supermodel, but then again, who needs to be a supermodel anyways? Think about all the problem associated with the title, such as big paychecks for little work, TV appearances on talk shows, and generally having to look uber hot 24-7. Really, who needs the headache? Anyways, here’s more from Bianca Klamt Motta. My Gosh does the woman look awesome good or what?
Shockingly, Naomi Watts is Still Hot
Well okay, so maybe it’s not all that shocking that Naomi Watts is still one hell of a gorgeous looking woman. I’m reasonably certain that the English beauty is going to keep looking this good until she turns 60, maybe even 70. Okay, so maybe not when she hits the big 6-0. Hell, I’m not THAT optimistic. By the way, did you know Naomi Watts is English? According to IMDB.com, she was born in Shoreham, Kent, England, UK, but was raised in Australia. I guess that sort of explains the accent. She speaks with an Australian accent, right? I think she does. Then again, she’s played American roles for so long, it’s kind of hard to tell the difference. Anyways, some Naomi Watts to remind you what a babe she is.
Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Feher Orsolya
Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Feher Orsolya, who is a model from Portugal. I think. Well, she was recently seen on the cover and inside the pages of a magazine from Portugal, which everyone knows is somewhere between Australia and Africa, or thereabouts. Now I may not know where she’s really from, but I’m 100% certain that she’s foreign, thus she clearly belongs in our foreign category. Then again, I could be wrong, in which case I’m going to blame it on the second can of Red Bull I’ve just consumed a few minutes ago. Damn Red Bull and its bull bile. It does it to me everytime. Anyhoo. Feher Orsolya. Please to enjoy.
Sports Babe of the Day: Lisa Moretti
Love those wrasslin’ girls of the WWE. Who doesn’t? If you’re not man enough to appreciate hot chicks with big muscles, then those fake racks should just about do it. Mind you, you can’t really blame the WWE girls for pumping up those puppies with the help of a nice fine doctor, especially since no one minds. Well, unless you were being beaten with them, I mean, then you might mind. But otherwise, nope, not a one. Here’s Lisa Moretti, formerly known as Ivory on the WWE circuit. I think they call girls like Lisa Moretti Divas on the show. She was active from 1999 to 2005, but after leaving wrasslin’, has been working in, of all places, landscaping. I shit you not.
I Need More Ines Rivero
Argentinian model Ines Rivero is not exactly a household name yet (here or abroad), so perhaps slotting her as a supermodel when we originally made a post for her a while back was being overly generous. Then again, she is a household name in my household, which of course consists of myself and my hamster Bob. And before you deride Bob for his taste in supermodels, or his knee-jerk reaction to call every hot woman from Argentina a supermodel, let me remind you that Bob was the first one to call it on Marisa Miller. He’s got keen senses like that. Anyhoo, since we liked Ines Rivero so much the first time, why not a return to glory? Or a return to something. Sticky pants, perhaps?
Hayden Panettiere and I Both Want Candies
Maybe it’s just me, doesn’t the fact that 18-year old Hayden Panettiere is dating, and is probably about to get hitched to (if you believe all the tabloid rumors) to her 30-something TV show co-star just makes her all that little more … hotter? Mind you, it would take a lot to make the girl hotter, but you know, that might just about does it. Marriage or not, Hayden Panettiere is the current pitchwoman for Candies, which I believe is a line of shoes. Or maybe breath mints. I’m not really sure. It’s either one or the other, I believe, or perhaps both? Anyways, some of the Candies shoot below, including one of the commercials (with her singing, I believe).
Hit and Run Dumbass Rampage Jackson is Easy to Catch
Now I haven’t exactly been keeping up with the career of Quinton “Rampage” Jackson, but I do know a little about him. He’s a UFC fighter, and before that, he was doing Pride Fighting. The first time I saw him, he was bodyslamming some poor Japanese dope into the mat over and over again until the dude surrendered. Then he won the UFC champ by knocking out some guy, then some guy knocked him out and he lost the champ recently, and now it looks like Jackson has been arrested for hit-and-run. While he was driving a big-ass truck with big-ass tires. With his portrait painted on the side. Of the truck. Yeah, not exactly hard to spot the dude, as you can imagine.
Rachel Nichols and Sienna Miller in G.I. Joe Promos
In case you haven’t heard, Hollywood is making a live-action movie based on that little cartoon you run home every day to watch. You know, “G.I. Joe”? The one about those wacky soldiers dressed in wacky individual costumes that fights guys in silver masks who worship snakes? Or something like that. I didn’t really pay that much attention to the show, but I always thought it was kind of retarded that “the army” had a bunch of soldiers who all dressed differently. Anyways, two of the characters from the show, and now the movie, are Scarlett and the Baroness. Rachel Nichols plays Scarlett and Sienna Miller gets the Baroness in the movie. And yeah, those skin-tight black outfits sure look mighty fine on the young ladies…
Latin Flavor: Bianca Klamt Motta
Our Latin Flavor of the day is one Bianca Klamt Motta, a Brazilian model from, well, Brazil. Sao Luis, Maranhao, Brazil, if you want to get really anal about it. But Bianca is a bit of a strange duck — although she hails from Brazil, our flavorful girl (who looks mighty fine in lingerie, I might add) is actually half German and Italian. How she ended up in Brazil is a mystery only God and her parents know, and probably her family members, if you want to get technical about it. Speaking of which, what’s with all the need for details when we have such a hot piece of you know what in all kinds of silky smooth, sexy lingerie? Here’s Bianca Klamt Motta. Please to enjoy.
Down Under with Jennifer Clark
So who exactly is Jennifer Clark? Um, I don’t know, she’s another Big Brother Australia reject with a nice body and cute face, and Wikipedia says about her: “Jennifer Clark is a model from Chester-le-Street, County Durham. She says being the mother of her 22-month-old daughter has made her the proudest person in the world and has conservative views on abortion, meat-eating, smoking, immigration, gay marriage and naked glamour modelling. She was raised a Catholic and states that she hates people who spit.” Yeah, people who spit sucks. But you know who doesn’t suck? Jennifer Clark. In bra and panties. That just rocks all day long, baby.
Random Babe of the Day: Sofia Georgiou
Our Random Babe of the Day is one Sofia Georgiou, who is currently the cover girl of the Greece version of Esquire Magazine. Yes, that’s right, there is actually a demand for Esquire in more than one language. God help us all. Anyhoo, enough of the pointless prayers. Sofia Georgiou is what you would call a very pretty girl with a pretty righteous body. And as we all know, you only need two things to succeed — brains and ambition. Failing that, good looks and a righteous body will do just fine, if not a tad better in some quarters. And of course by “quarters” what I mean is my basement. But perhaps I’ve said too much…
More Karen Carreno Bikini Madness
You know me, I live by only two mottos in life: if it feels good, then do it (unless she has STDs), and if it was good enough once, then it’s good enough twice (or three times). Hence, more Karen Carreno bikini picture madness part deux. Of course, the second motto (if it’s good once, do it again) isn’t always appropriate. For instance, just because you snuck a quickie with your girlfriend’s sister and it was pretty awesome, that doesn’t necessarily mean you should do it again. Unless you wanted to, that is. Look, I’m not going to tell you how to live your life. Anyways, even more Karen Carreno bikini pics. Ogle away.
Hey, Remember Scarlett Johansson?
Okay, so maybe the title of this post is a bit silly. Of course you remember who Scarlett Johansson is. It’s not like she’s been out of the news for years and years and what not. She’s got new movies coming out, she recently bombed with a singing career, and I think she may or may not be engaged to marry Ryan Reynolds. Or maybe it was Josh Hartnett. Well, either one of those guys, or neither one of those guys. What am I, Scarlett Johansson’s press agent? Anyhoo. Just in case you’ve forgotten why you should care about what Scarlett Johansson does with her free time, here’s Scarlett Johansson in the latest issue of Cosmo. Yup, every now and then, it deserves reminding that ScarJo is an uber babe.
Teresa Palmer in a Gold Bikini from the set of Bedtime Stories
American audiences probably have no idea who Teresa Palmer is, but that should change when the Australian babe shows up in a gold bikini in Adam Sandler’s new comedy “Bedtime Stories”. In the film, Sandler plays a hotel handyman whose made-up bedtime stories starts to come true. Apparently one of those stories include Sandler as a Roman soldier with Teresa Palmer in a gold bikini on a beach. Hey, I know I dream about that, too. Minus the Adam Sandler and Roman soldier part, of course. Anyways, here’s Teresa Palmer. The girl is only in her early 20s, and isn’t exactly a fitness freak, but there’s a lot of potential there, alright. Lovely face, to boot.
Random Babe of the Day: Nicole Trunfio
Another day, another Random Babe of the Day featuring Nicole Trunfio, one of those women we know nothing about, except that she seems to have been born for the express purpose of wearing lingerie and letting strange men take pictures of her in them. Girls like Nicole Trunfio makes me wish I actually had a girlfriend; that way, I could go into these lingerie stores and buy them frilly, silky things. Wait, what did I just say? I of course was just kidding. I actually do have a girlfriend. You probably have never met her, she’s not from around here. In fact, she lives in Canada. We met in, you know, summer camp. You’ll probably never meet her, though, unfortunately.
Megan Fox Knows How to Lose Friends and Alienate People and Look Smoking Hot Doing It
The new movie “How to Lose Friends & Alienate People” is based on a book by some guy name Toby Young, and co-stars Megan Fox, Kirsten Dunst, and Gillian Anderson as three hotties doing stuff in the movie. Um, I don’t know, I never read the book, and the idea behind the movie doesn’t exactly sound like I’m gonna be paying full price to see it in theaters. Or on DVD. Or when it shows up on free TV. Then again, that was before I saw this great picture of Megan Fox from the movie, wearing a cleavage-heavy dress and no bra, thus revealing — er, well, you can see for yourself. Does Megan Fox’s character feel nippy throughout the movie? One can only hope. (By the way, how plain does Kirsten Dunst look next to Megan Fox? Wow.)
Marisa Miller is Ssssssssssssmoking in GQ
If you’re getting tired of seeing Marisa Miller and her fine self showing up on the cover of pretty much every magazine in the known universe, then you got yourself a problem there, chief. The girl is just doing what she’s supposed to do — modeling gigs. That’s, you know, like her profession. And oh yeah, she’s also friggin’ gorgeous to boot, a little known fact made even more spectacular because the girl is 100% natural, and has no problems showing off what God gave her, and hallelujah for that! Here’s Marisa Miller in the latest issue of GQ magazine, which I hear tell is a magazine about clothes. Or maybe not. Eh, I subscribe to only one magazine, “Camping for Adult Men”, and let me tell you, oooh boy, the articles in this month’s issue? Life changing.
Eureka Season 3 Promos
Can you believe the Sci Fi Channel’s Eureka is returning for a third season? Yup, I can hardly believe it myself. The show has actually been on for two years going on three. Wow, really? Yup, because here are the season 3 promos for the show’s upcoming third season. Now I know what you’re thinking: “What? Eureka? What the hell is that? A show on TV”? Well yeah, it’s a show on TV, and it stars Colin Ferguson as the Sheriff of a town made up of geniuses. He’s not the brightest guy in the bulb, our Sheriff, but he gets the job done nevertheless. And hey, if you don’t care about the show — whatever, your bad taste is your bad taste — these promos features a couple of hotties in Salli Richardson and Erica Cerra, playing the show’s two very capable kick ass females.
Taylor Swift L.E.I. Jeans Promos
People who know me might be shock to learn that, back in the day, I used to listen to country music pretty regularly. Of course, back in the day I had an actual 9-to-5 job, and listening to country music was a nice way to remind myself that my job sucked and my life was going nowhere fast, and that my cow had contracted mad cow disease. (Wait, that last part didn’t really happen. I think.) Anyways, yeah, I used to listen to country music, but I wasn’t around when Taylor Swift came on the scene with her pretty little self and guitar slinging ways. I like to think that had I been around when the little darling came onto the scene, I would have instantly recognized the talent and appeal. Or the hotness. She’s, you know, pretty easy on the eyes, too. Some promos she did for L.E.I. jeans.
More Reasons to Miss Spike TV’s Blade TV Series
Yeah, I’ll grant you that Spike TV’s original (well, not really) TV series Blade: The Series, based on the Blade movies starring Wesley Snipes, was not exactly high quality drama. Nevertheless, it was good for some things, and one of them was seeing Jill Wagner flex her tantalizing bod on a daily basis. Since the show’s cancellation, Jill has been keeping busy with those neverending Mercury car commercials (seriously, how many of those are there now, like 200 or something?), and showing up in genre fare like Stargate: Atlantis. That’s the good thing about TV — once you’ve been a lead on one, even one that gets canceled after the first year, you’ll always get work thereafter. But you know, I still wouldn’t mind seeing Jill Wagner on Blade every week or so…
