The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Joanna Pacitti was one of the contestants on a recent season of American Idol, before she was given the boot from the show when people found out she had a close relationship with a couple of the producers on the singing program. Or something like that. The result was that Joanna Pacitti got the boot, which was a damn crying shame, because that meant we didn’t have this gorgeous bikini body to ogle on a weekly basis on the show. I’m sure the season would have been more popular if she had been left onboard. In any case, putting this body and that face in the studio is just not putting them to their full potential. Joanna Pacitti should forget about singing and concentrate on where the money is — modeling. Bikini modeling. Oh my.

What the Eff!!!!

Cause you know, she’s really hot and stuff. What? You thought it was because of her acting talent? I’m sure she’s very talented and she’s a good actress. I guess. I didn’t really like her all that much on “Supernatural”, she was a bit of a bitch on that show, but I guess that was her role. Okay, I change my mind, Katie Cassidy is a pretty damn good actress. And did I mention she’s smoking? Yeah, she’s that, too. Check her out on “Melrose Place” whenever you get the chance. Or don’t. See if I care. Anyways, here’s Katie Cassidy in a recent FHM appearance.

So, anyone heard from Angelica Bridges since her stint on “Baywatch”? I haven’t. Of course, I could jump on the Interwebs and Google her to find out, but what the heck am I, a librarian? If I wanted to do that much work, I’d, like you know, get a job where I have to wear clothes other than my pajamas or something. Anyways, here are some reminders that whatever Angelica Bridges is doing at the moment, it probably involves looking smoking hot. Cause, you know, Angelica Bridges is that. Smoking hot, I mean.

Model turned actress Noemie Lenoir hasn’t done a lot of movies since 2007’s “Rush Hour 3″. Okay, so she hasn’t done any movie since, but I’m sure it had nothing to do with the fact that “Rush Hour 3″ kinda sucked and looked perfunctory, as if everyone involved was doing it just for the bucks. Everyone except Noemie Lenoir, of course. We’re pretty sure Noemie Lenoir was really into the movie, since we were really into her. And after seeing these lingerie pictures of Noemie Lenoir, we’re absolutely sure we only watched that movie because she was in it. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Let’s face it, Twitter is practically useless unless you’re a vain douche bag who thinks everyone needs to know what you’re doing RIGHT THIS MINUTE. Of course, the exception is if you happen to be a celebrity like Jennifer Love Hewitt, and people actually do care what you do at any given time of the day. Plus, it allows celebs like, again, Jennifer Love Hewitt to do completely impulsive things like snap a very delightfully cleavage heavy pic like this and post it on the world wide web. Twitter, you my hero! And oh yes, Jennifer Love Hewitt’s puppies, too.

Psst. Wanna here some good gossip? Leighton Meester is really hot and she’s all decked out in sexy lingerie for GQ magazine. Okay, so not much of a gossip scoop there, but just in case you didn’t know, now you do. Anyways, is it wrong that I remember Leighton Meester back when she was a fresh-faced teenage girl doing teenage movies? Now she’s all grown up and having sex on TV. Sheesh. I’d like to say Leighton Meester grew up before our eyes, but the girl didn’t grow up, she rocketed out of teenager to sex Goddess.

If you haven’t been watching the new sitcom “Modern Family”, then you’ve been missing out on some grand Sofia Vergara sauciness. Okay, so she’s married to Al Bundy, which is a bit of a turn off right there, but Sofia Vergara is so gosh darn awesomely sexy, that she makes it work anyway. I would prefer if her character got divorced, then met a lonely blogger who still lives in his mom’s basement, and they live happily ever after, but what are you gonna do, right?

To be honest with ya, I don’t know if these pics actually qualify as bikini pictures, but that sure looks like a bikini bra and that sure looks like a bikini bottom, so you know what, I’m gonna call them bikini pictures. I mean, sure, they could be lingerie, and there’s nothing wrong with that, but I prefer to think of them as bikini pics. That’s just how I roll, bitches. Anyhoo, here’s Nadia Bjorlin, bringing the (possibly) daily dose of bikini goodness today. Did I mention that Nadia Bjorlin has great eyes? Cause you know she does. And the body ain’t bad, either.

Okay, I’ll admit it, this post is something of a cheat. For one, Carla Ossa is a model, and as such she looks good pretty much anyday. I think the woman can wake up in the middle of a nightmare and still look so slammin’ you’d run over your mom to introduce yourself. But here’s Carla Ossa in jeans, once again proving that one of mankind’s best inventions are jeans. What doesn’t look good in jeans? Well, fat woman, for one. Other than that, jeans rock. And so does Carla Ossa.

Fortunately for Olga Maliouk, laying down on the job is part of the job. And fortunately for us, she doesn’t have issues with laying down on the job for us to see. Now ain’t that grand? Used to be that what’s good for you isn’t necessarily good for you, but what’s bad for you is sometimes inevitable. Okay, I have no idea what I just typed. Give me a break, you try filling up these posts once a week and see how you like it. So there.

More of model Luiza Windberg in a bikini, because the only thing better than the super skinny Luiza Windberg in a bikini is a grilled ham and cheese. Speaking of which, you think Luiza Windberg has ever had ham and cheese? I don’t know, I’m not even sure she’s American, which doesn’t really matter and has nothing to do with anything. Anyways, what was I talking about? Oh right, Luiza Windberg still looks pretty good in a bikini. She could use some meat on those bones, but there’s no doubt that body looks delicious in a bikini.

It’s one of those days, so why not a little look at Marisa Miller in her pink best? And it just happens to be Marisa Miller in pink lingerie, too, which is like five times as good as Marisa Miller in pink shirt and shorts. Hey, have you ever seen someone wearing pink shorts? I haven’t, but the idea of it makes me giddy. Then again, a lot of things make me giddy, so maybe that’s not so special after all. Anyhoo, here’s Marisa Miller in her pink best.

Check out Rachel Bilson. You remember Rachel Bilson, don’t you? For a while there I think everyone expected her to be the break-out star of “The OC”, but that hasn’t really happened. Her biggest role that I can recall was “Jumper”, and I don’t know if she’s done anything noteworthy sense. That is, aside from appearing in Flaunt magazine looking all good and what have you. This is pretty noteworthy, if only in my mind. And really, isn’t that what counts? Check out Rachel Bilson flaunting her stuff. And yes, those are mighty fine stuff, indeed.

William Shatner reads the brilliant tweets by The Left’s new golden boy, Levi Johnston on the Tonight show with Conan O’Brian.

Man, if I had known there were girls like Anastasia Ashley surfing, I might have gotten into surfing. I have the skills to do it, too. Surfing is what you do when you sit in front of a computer gawking at bikini pictures of hot babes, right? Anyways, here’s professional surfer Anastasia Ashley, bringing the bikini goodness like bikini goodness is going out of business. Luckily, it’s not, but let’s not tell Anastasia Ashley that in case she doesn’t know and stop bringing it. Yes, that makes perfect sense. Go on now, ogle the pics and stop questioning it.

Never let it be said that Brazilian Goddess Alessandra Ambrosio doesn’t understand what goes into this whole bikini Goddess deal, if these beach bikini pics are any indication. Let’s see, there’s that whole being Brazilian thing, which is always a plus, that whole skinny and tall enough to get the kids all hot and bothered by bringing out the bikini advantage, and of course, the always important, actually not looking like a big ass whale in your bikini. Alessandra Ambrosio’s got that down pat. Check it out, kids, bikini pics of Alessandra Ambrosio. You’re welcome.

I laughed my ass off when I heard this last week. Still funny as hell when I heard it again this morning.

Because you can never have too much of a gorgeous model in tight short-shorts and revealing top running around with guns acting tough, here is more Alison Carroll posing as her videogame alter ego, Lara Croft aka the Tomb Raider chick. I don’t think Lara Croft is ever actually called a tombraider in the games, but what do I know, I don’t actually play the games. I saw a demo of it once, does that count? And I think she’s even wearing a bikini in that last shot, which is just icing on the cake.

You gotta love the Japanese girls. They sure don’t look like all the other models of the world, that’s for sure. And no, I’m not even talking about the face. Those are obviously different. I’m actually talking more about the bodies, the way they look, etc. I mean, take a look at the bikini-clad Goddess named Yoko Kumada here. That’s good old fashioned genetics right there, folks, not something you get from a gym or the doctor. Anyways, check her out in her bikini and marvel at the Japanese goodness of it all.