The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Check out Rachel Bilson. You remember Rachel Bilson, don’t you? For a while there I think everyone expected her to be the break-out star of “The OC”, but that hasn’t really happened. Her biggest role that I can recall was “Jumper”, and I don’t know if she’s done anything noteworthy sense. That is, aside from appearing in Flaunt magazine looking all good and what have you. This is pretty noteworthy, if only in my mind. And really, isn’t that what counts? Check out Rachel Bilson flaunting her stuff. And yes, those are mighty fine stuff, indeed.

William Shatner reads the brilliant tweets by The Left’s new golden boy, Levi Johnston on the Tonight show with Conan O’Brian.

Man, if I had known there were girls like Anastasia Ashley surfing, I might have gotten into surfing. I have the skills to do it, too. Surfing is what you do when you sit in front of a computer gawking at bikini pictures of hot babes, right? Anyways, here’s professional surfer Anastasia Ashley, bringing the bikini goodness like bikini goodness is going out of business. Luckily, it’s not, but let’s not tell Anastasia Ashley that in case she doesn’t know and stop bringing it. Yes, that makes perfect sense. Go on now, ogle the pics and stop questioning it.

Never let it be said that Brazilian Goddess Alessandra Ambrosio doesn’t understand what goes into this whole bikini Goddess deal, if these beach bikini pics are any indication. Let’s see, there’s that whole being Brazilian thing, which is always a plus, that whole skinny and tall enough to get the kids all hot and bothered by bringing out the bikini advantage, and of course, the always important, actually not looking like a big ass whale in your bikini. Alessandra Ambrosio’s got that down pat. Check it out, kids, bikini pics of Alessandra Ambrosio. You’re welcome.

I laughed my ass off when I heard this last week. Still funny as hell when I heard it again this morning.

Because you can never have too much of a gorgeous model in tight short-shorts and revealing top running around with guns acting tough, here is more Alison Carroll posing as her videogame alter ego, Lara Croft aka the Tomb Raider chick. I don’t think Lara Croft is ever actually called a tombraider in the games, but what do I know, I don’t actually play the games. I saw a demo of it once, does that count? And I think she’s even wearing a bikini in that last shot, which is just icing on the cake.

You gotta love the Japanese girls. They sure don’t look like all the other models of the world, that’s for sure. And no, I’m not even talking about the face. Those are obviously different. I’m actually talking more about the bodies, the way they look, etc. I mean, take a look at the bikini-clad Goddess named Yoko Kumada here. That’s good old fashioned genetics right there, folks, not something you get from a gym or the doctor. Anyways, check her out in her bikini and marvel at the Japanese goodness of it all.

How could you not like Alyssa Milano in a Halloween get up? What are you, some kind of commie? Heck, even commies will tell you, “What’s wrong with you, comrade? How can you not dig Alyssa Milano in a Halloween get up?” See, told ya. Anyhoo, here’s former “Charmed” star Alyssa Milano all dressed up for Halloween and tweeting it for the masses. Someone get this girl her own show again already. Geez, that girl from “Dharma and Greg” gets another show, and Alyssa Milano doesn’t? It’s just not right, man, just not right.

Your Discovery of the Day is Kelly Karloff. Who is Kelly Karloff, you ask? I haven’t a clue. She has a Myspace page, though I don’t think it’s her official page. She’s apparently a spokesmodel for something called Miss Karmaloop, whatever that is. One thing is for sure, though: Kelly Karloff cuts quite the figure. I believe the kids would refer to her as hot, or whatever kids are calling it nowadays. Whatever you call her, just don’t forget to call her for a photoshoot. In my basement. Ahem.

Every now and then we like to indulge in a little American supermodel posting. After all, there’s only so many Brazilian supermodels you can post before you get tired of the same old thing, right? Oh who am I kidding. You can never get enough of those girls from Brazil! But hey, it’s still nice to show a girl like Julie Henderson every once in a while and enjoy that wonderful all-American bikini body, and Julie Henderson certainly has a nice bikini body.

Carla Ossa is a model, and um, she looks really good in lingerie. Which you would imagine is the point of being a model, right? Anyways, so if modeling ever had some kind of union, I’m sure Carla Ossa would pass being that she’s purty and whatnot. Where am I going with all this? I’m not sure myself, my mind works in wondrous ways, or so my mom keeps telling me. The point is, Carla Ossa is hot, and thank God for eyes, otherwise we wouldn’t be able to enjoy these great pics of Carla Ossa in lingerie being all hot and whatnot.

Okay, I’ll admit it, it’s not the blue skin, it’s the fact that Zoe Saldana’s blue-skinned alien is mostly nude in the trailer. I’m easy that way.

I don’t know the context behind these pictures of Kelly Brook underwater swimming around with some girls, and frankly, it doesn’t really matter. I mean, it’s Kelly Brook, she’s all wet and in a bikini, and she’s underwater. That in itself should be pretty awesome, right? Plus, last I heard, she had dump her ugly boyfriend, which for some reason makes her five times more attractive than before. I don’t really know how that works, but I swear it’s true.

What’s better than pictures of Miranda Kerr in Victoria’s Secret undies? How about Marisa Miller in Victoria’s Secret undies? Well you can’t have everything, since if you did then you’d probably be fat and never leave the house, being that you got everything and all. And yes, that makes perfect sense. Where was I? Oh right, what more do you need but some pictures of Miranda Kerr in Victoria’s Secret undies? Not a whole damn lot, that’s what. Please to enjoy.

I will grant you that if there’s one thing wrong with Luiza Windberg (and I use the word “wrong” in the looseless terms) it’s that she’s a tad skinny. Okay, she’s all skinny. No muscle, no tone, but I ain’t complaining. Okay, maybe I did complain a little but you know, that’s just how I roll. Anyways, your daily dose of chicks in bikini brought to you this Thursday is courtesy of model Luiza Windberg. She’s no Marisa Miller, but you know what, not everyone can be.

Oh let’s face it, the only thing that makes a bra a “fantasy bra” is who is wearing it, and when Marisa Miller is wearing it, everything is a “fantasy” something. You could put a roll of toilet paper on the woman and call it “fantasy TP”, and people would buy it. Or at least, guys would buy pictures of it and do what guys do with pictures of hot, half-naked women. But hey, here’s Marisa Miller selling the Fantasy Bra, which I take to mean it’s capable of time travel and other groovy, fantastical things. I could be wrong, of course.

We’ve already introduced you to Israeli’s latest hot stuff, so here are more of her, and what better day to bring out some lingerie goodness with Esti Ginzburg than Wednesday? It’s been proven throughout the history of time that hot girts in lingerie looks even hotter on a Wednesday. Failing that, you could try it out on the other six days. Okay, I admit it, Esti Ginzburg in lingerie looks good on any other day, but you know, I’m just trying something new here, so whatever.

People need to stop fucking with Mel Gibson.

Olga Maliouk is a model from the Ukraine, and that’s pretty much all I know about her. Okay, so I know a little bit more than that. She’s tall, leggy, she’s blonde, and she looks like a million bucks in lingerie. See? I told you I knew something about her. Oh, by the way? She’s the from the Ukraine. Did I mention that? You know just in case I forgot. Anyhoo, check out some Olga Maliouk. She’s from the Ukraine, you know.

So I’m at home in my boxers as I am wont to do, when it occurred to me that Priscila Monroe is quite the babe. Okay, so that’s not the first thing that occurred to me. First of all, I forgot to set my alarm, so when I woke up my first thought was, “Shit, I forgot to set my alarm”, cause you know it’s now afternoon and junk. Anyhoo, here’s more of Priscila Monroe in some lingerie, cause what’s better than a hot woman in sexy lingerie? Maybe Snapples and ice, but that’s another story.