The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Our latest bikini Goddess Summer Altice is a model who is starting to make headway into the world of movies. Okay, so maybe headway is a bit of a stretch, but she’s getting there, and getting there is half the battle, am I right? Or not. Anyways, after lots of TV roles, Summer can be seen in the upcoming action flick “Cornered”, which, according to the plot synopsis: “A Los Angeles Homicide detective must stop a government trained Serial killer before the agency that trained him can cover it up and, before the killer finds a new victim.” I don’t get why the government would train a serial killer, but then again, I’m not a big time movie maker, so whatever. Here’s Summer Altice in some glorious bikini shots.

Abbey Clancy, aka Abigail Clancy, has made it to the big time — as one of Sports Illustrated’s 2010 swimsuit babes. I don’t care who you are or what you’ve done, but until you’ve made it onto the world of SI swimsuits, you still haven’t “made” it. So here’s the lovely British lass, showing America what she’s all about. I see bigger and better things for her in the future. Once you go SI, you don’t go back, is the motto as I recall. Okay, not so much, but being that Abbey looks so good in her SI debut, we’re going to just go with it. And the fact that the “bikini” she’s wearing is just paint? That’s like a gazillion times hotter.

The biggest caboose in Hollywood does a hot Carl’s Jr. commercial. Who dat? That’s Kim’s ass, that’s who.

Remember when Anne Hathaway was this cute girl next door type doing teen movies where she’s innocent and junk? Then Anne Hathaway went and got all adult on us and started to show up in movies where she’s fingering herself. Yup, that one was called “Havoc” in case you haven’t seen it. Since “growing up”, Anne seems to have fallen back to a middle ground — not quite innocent, but also not quite throwing her hoohaa in your face, though admittedly, she’s got quite the impressive hoohaa. Here’s Anne Hathaway in GQ. I’m not sure where this fits in her new image, but it’s somewhere between smoking and hot.

Because you can never have too much of a hot Brazilian model in a variety of bikini poses, here are some more of Roberta Martins. You gotta wonder if you were to walk down a Brazilian beach, you might accidentally run into a dozen bikini models or two. Then again, that may just be wishful thinking, but hey, it could happen. Of course, I could also fly if I concentrate hard enough, but it ain’t gonna happen. Which, now that I think about it, is kinda sad, cause I would really like to be able to fly one day. You know, like Superman and shit. Anyways, Roberta Martins.

Gisele Bundchen is so hot, when Gisele Bundchen is just chillin’ around the house, it’s smoking. Which is why she always needs to have two or three smoke alarms present at all times. Cause, you know, of the whole safety issue and what have you. Okay, maybe that’s a tad over doing it, but Gisele Bundchen really is quite hot, and these pics of her just, you know, bumming around the pad proves it. Granted, I could have proven my point with way hotter pictures of Gisele Bundchen, but that would defeat the whole premise of this post, now, wouldn’t it?

I’ve seen this a hundred times, but I still laugh my ass off everytime I see it. In honor of this weekend’s Superbowl, here’s Peyton Manning’s SNL United Way skit. Best sports celebrity SNL skit … EVER.

I’m not sure if Katharine McPhee is still doing music, or if she’s completely switched over to acting, or if she’s still doing both. Honestly, I don’t pay that much attention to her career, but I gotta tell you, it’s been what, a couple of years since she was on American Idol? And although she didn’t win that season, Katharine McPhee is still one of the show’s more memorable faces. And body. The woman has one incredible body, as if you didn’t know. Well here’s a reminder that Katharine McPhee is still capable of giving boys McPheever all across the world. Some current pics of the lovely lady. The second pic is just smashing.

Cheryl Cole is one of the girls of the British all-girl band Girls Aloud, and word is, she’s one of the hotter ones from the group. Or at least, that’s what most people who have listened to a Girls Aloud song (or own an album) thinks, as Cheryl constantly ranks up there in various “Hot Lists” from the UK. We haven’t heard much from her in the States, but that doesn’t mean we can’t get behind the girl’s hotness, especially via these promos she recently did for her solo album “3 Words”. Still haven’t heard a single song from the album, but I’m certainly liking these promos. Girl’s got a body, I’ll give her that.

In the new indie film “Chloe”, Amanda Seyfried finally gets to play a sexy character. She’s a high-priced escort who is hired by Julianne Moore’s character to seduce her husband, played by Liam Neeson, who Moore’s character suspects is cheating on her. Chloe takes the job, but she may have a little bit more in mind than just getting the husband to cheat. As it turns out, there’s a little “Fatal Attraction” going on there. Plus, I’m pretty sure Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore get it on in the biblical sense in the movie, which is, uh, pretty much the only reason to watch this when it lands on DVD.

I don’t care much for the first “Smokin’ Aces” movie, and not sure I’m going to go out of my way to see the sequel, but it does have one thing going for it: besides the crazy action, it’s also got “The OC’s” Autumn Reeser getting all involved in the crazy action. She’s armed and dangerous and smoking hot in these promos. Check out some Autumn Reeser getting all badass on your ass and then call me in the morning. She actually looks a little bit more like some post-apocalyptic warrior than a hitman. Er, hitgirl. A very smoking hot hitgirl, that is.

Yeah, you know what, I’d watch this just to see Zoe Saldana in bra and panties running around with two guns in her hands. Call me shallow, as long as you call me.

Apparently someone thought it was a good idea to put Zoe Duchesne out in the fields in bra and panties to sell some lingerie. Hey, I’m not complaining. Which part of Zoe Duchesne in her bra and panties don’t you understand? You could put the little lady on a plane, or on top of a plane, and it still wouldn’t change the fact that Zoe Duchesne is in her bra and panties. Yes, some say I’m superficial like that, but those are only people I’ve spat on for not being pretty enough. Check out some Zoe and call me in the morning. No, better not. I hate phone calls in the morning.

We’ve been keeping an eye on Katrina Bowden for a while now. Why, you ask? Well, for one she’s blonde and she’s really hot, and — well, those are basically the only two reasons why. I don’t know what kind of an actress she is, I haven’t been paying attention that closely. But she’s in the new horror-comedy “Tucker and Dave vs. Evil”, which is sort of a send-off on backwoods hick horror movies, where the backwoods hicks are actually good guys mistaken for bad guys. Katrina Bowden plays one of the comely blonde lass that enters their purview. I believe she ends up liking one of them, or some such. Anyways, watch the movie, and you’ll be able to see more pictures like these, except, er, moving.

Let’s face it, we knew it was coming, we just didn’t think it would be this soon. But apparently Amanda Bynes’ career has stalled, because the former child star turned innocent sitcom star has (sorta) taken (some) of it off for Maxim in the magazine’s latest issue. It’s not really revealing, more like the Hilary Duff effect — very sexy, but still not overly skin-tastic. But hey, I think it’s safe to say that this is just the first of many appearances by Amanda Bynes in men’s magazines. Mind you, I’m not saying she’s gonna go all Penthouse on us. Well, I guess that depends on what happens with the career in, oh, 5 years? For now, this will do.

According to Wikipedia, the very delightfully gorgeous Candice Swanepoel was “born in Mooi River, KwaZulu-Natal, and was spotted by a model scout in a Durban flea market at age 15… By age 16, Swanepoel was earning 5,000 Euros or R40,000 for a day’s work.” 5,000 Euros is like $1,000 dollars or thereabouts. Which is pretty damn impressive. How much were you making when you were 16, and I’m not talking about that time when your buddy asked you to deliver his “stuff” for him because he was laid out, and you ended up in a dark alley exchanging it for a wad of bills. I’m not talking about that. Anyways, Candice Swanepoel deserves every dollar she makes. The woman is ridiculously hot in a bikini.

I don’t blame Ashley Greene for doing a lot of really sexy photoshoots to try to capitalize on her “Twilight” fame. After all, the movie really didn’t allow Ashley Greene to come out as the hot little number that she really is in real life, what with all the vampire stuff and makeup she had to do. Anyways, the truth is, Ashley Greene is really quite the spicy little number, even in black and white. And when you can look awfully good in black and white, it goes without saying that in color you’re even more spectacular. Check out some Ashley Greene.

Emmy Rossum is probably the prettiest girl-next-door type out of Hollywood that most can’t identify by name. Her looks is parts generic and parts really pretty girl-next door, but let me tell you, there’s one hell of a hot girl in there somewhere. This appearance in Vegas Magazine comes pretty damn close to showing off what she’s got sizzling underneath that cute girl look. And hey, she’s also multi-talented, too. The girl can sing and actor, and she’s been a superstar in my dreams for years now. All hail Emmy Rossum and Vegas magazine!

Model turned actress Marlaina Mah is getting her big break in the new Steven Seagal movie “A Dangerous Man”, coming out on DVD next month. And no, it’s not like any of the other Steven Seagal movies. This one stars Seagal as a former special forces guy who kills criminals cause they’re you know bad and stuff. Marlaina Mah plays a hot girl who Seagal finds stashed away in the bad guys’ trunk. I know what you’re thinking: “Oh man, I wanna know the reason for that!” Hey, it’s human nature, we just have to know these thigns. Plus, did I mention it’s a Steven Seagal movie and he, like, breaks lots of people’s arms and junk?

Kim Cloutier is a Canadian Sports Illustrated model and wearer of fine lingerie. Okay, Kim Cloutier could wear a bag over her head and dirty homeless rags and she would still be considered pretty damn hot, though kinda dirty. You know, the grime and dirt of the city from sleeping in alleyways and whatnot. Luckily for everyone, Kim Cloutier is a model, and a successful one at that, so there’s no need for alleyway sleeping for our girl. Besides looking awfully gorgeous in bra and panties and other assorted lingerie wear, Kim Cloutier has also been known to run wild in my fantasies. Oh, Kim.