Archive | January, 2006

Angelina Jolie is Sultry

20 January 2006

A high stack of Angelina Jolie hotness. images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge Visit Gallery

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Jessica Biel is Majorly Sexy

20 January 2006

Selected pictures proving that Jessica Biel is, in fact, one of the sexiest woman alive as it’s been deemed by those in the know (i.e. the magazine folks), and if you disagree she’s liable to kick your ass. Have you seen the guns on this woman? Holy hell! I don’t wanna say Jessica Biel has [...]

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Jessica Biel is Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive

20 January 2006

Jessica Biel was named Esquire’s sexiest woman alive in 2005, which proves there are still magazines who aren’t total idiots and know their stuff. And by “stuff” I of course mean agreeing with me, which all magazines should do. images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge

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Evangeline Lilly is Sexy

19 January 2006

Choice sexy shots of gorgeous “Lost” star Evangeline Lilly. images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge Visit Gallery

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Monica Bellucci is one Sexy Italian Mama

19 January 2006

There is something incredibly sexy about Monica Bellucci. Maybe it’s her ability to show her bountiful breasts at every opportunity, although I’m sure that doesn’t hurt any. The first time I saw her was in the Italia movie “Malena”, and she’s since moved on to more European fair. Of course it helps that she speaks [...]

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Jennifer Love Hewitt in Bikini Magazine

19 January 2006

Jennifer Love Hewitt in Bikini Magazine, although disappointingly, no bikini pictures! images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge Visit Gallery

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Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct 2

19 January 2006

A large stack of pictures of Sharon Stone still looking hotter than ever in the upcoming “Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction”. Okay, so maybe not “hotter than ever”, but definitely pretty hot. Or as the kids like to say, “Dude, she’s a total MILF! I’d hit that!” And of course by “hit” I don’t mean [...]

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Jessica Alba in Maxim Magazine 2000

19 January 2006

Before she became the glorious sexpot that she is today, this was Jessica Alba back in 2000 — still hot, as you can see, even back then, but not quite “there” yet. And of course by “there” I mean looking of legal age and oh so yummy. But I digress.

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Jessica Alba in GQ Magazine

19 January 2006

The deliciously hot Jessica Alba in GQ Magazine, which I originally thought was for men and was about clothes and whatnot. I guess now it’s about hot Hollywood babes and junk. And by “junk” I of course mean “Nobody reads this crap anyway, so how do they stay in business?”

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Emmanuelle Vaugier in Maxim Magazine 2006

19 January 2006

Emmanuelle Vaugier returns to Maxim Magazine for a full spread, and the world rejoices. If you’re a horror fan, you can catch Emmanuelle killing zombies in “House of the Dead 2″ because what the world needs is a sequel to that Uwe Boll classic. And of course by “classic” I mean “royal piece of shit”.

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Emmanuelle Vaugier in Stuff Magazine 2004

19 January 2006

Emmanuelle Vaugier of “Smallville” fame does Stuff Magazine. I’m not sure what part she plays in the TV show, but I’m sure it’s a very hot role. Get it? Hot? I mean she’s really hot, and of course her characters would have to be hot, too, as you wouldn’t hire this woman to play, say, [...]

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Salma Hayek is Sexy

18 January 2006

A large stack of random sexy shots of Salma Hayek because sexy shots of Salma Hayek are a good thing, and if you don’t disagree with that, then you’re cruisin’ for a bruisin’, mister. Unless, of course, you’re 6-feet and up and are all muscle, then I respect your right to disagree. Ahem.

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Salma Hayek in Bikini

18 January 2006

Mexican hottie Salma Hayek can fill out any wardrobe, but she doesn’t look half bad out of them and in a bikini, either! Here’s Salma in a large selection of bikinis. And here I thought all they ate in Mexico were tortillas and beans. Let me say right now that I’m sorry for stereotyping Mexicans. [...]

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Maggie Grace in Toro Magazine

18 January 2006

“Lost’s” Maggie Grace in Toro Magazine because she likes bull. Or bulls. Or magazines about bulls. Look, I don’t actually read these magazines, okay? I sort of, you know, skim through them for the purty pictures. And Maggie Grace pictures are the purtiest of them all.

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Gillian Anderson

18 January 2006

A large stack of old Gillian Anderson pics. Now I really hate to call these “old”, because that insinuates Gillian is also old, which she isn’t. The woman is very much still in her prime, it’s just her career that’s old and dead. Um.

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Gillian Anderson in FHM Magazine 1996

18 January 2006

An oldie but goodie, if you will. Here is Gillian Anderson’s fantastic FHM spread from 1996. You know, 1996? Back when “The X-files” was still on, and Gillian and co-star David Duchovny was the hottest duo in the known universe? Heck, even aliens wanted them, and so did we! Well, that was back in 1996…

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Tara Spencer-Nairn in Wishmaster 4

18 January 2006

Tara Spencer-Nairn is a Canadian actress who hails from, um, Canada. Here’s a pictures gallery from her starring role in “Wishmaster 4″, the third part in the horror franchise about an evil genie that grants wishes with bloody results. It’s actually not an altogether bad sequel, especially for a direct-to-video one, but there are moments [...]

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Joanna Krupa in Stuff Magazine 2006

18 January 2006

Polish model Joanna Krupa shows Stuff Magazine that Poles have it going on. Although I can’t say I dig the hair. What’s up with the shag look? But the body, and everything else — okay, everythign is good except the hair. I just ain’t feelin’ the hair. What is the deal with the hair!?

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Nikki Cox Has Nice Assets

17 January 2006

A large stack of Nikki Cox pictures. Heh, I said stack. Because Nikki Cox is stacked. Get it? Oh, I hate me. If you’re not catching our little Nikki on the splashy NBC show “Vegas” (about Sin City itself, of course; or maybe it’s about Vegas, Texas, I can’t remember), then you’re missing out. Plus [...]

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Nikki Cox in Maxim Magazine 1999

17 January 2006

Nikki Cox’s 1999 pictorial for Maxim Magazine, showing off those two big talents that made her so popular. You might know Nikki from “Vegas”, but before that she was on a little-known sitcom called “Unhappily Ever After”, which was a ’90s version of “Married With Children” only, you know, not funny. Anyways, Nikki ended [...]

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