Archive | January, 2006

Brittny Gastineau in Stuff Magazine 2004

13 January 2006

Brittny Gastineau has her own TV show where she plays, well herself. Here’s her in Stuff Magazine.

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Trish Stratus Likes it Rough

13 January 2006

WWE diva Trish Stratus is a major babe on the babe scale. Here are some of her pics that proves it. click on the thumbs below to enlarge

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Scarlett Johansson in Maxim Magazine

13 January 2006

Scarlett Johansson on the red carpet of Maxim Magazine’s “Bowls for Dollars” bash. I know, when you read the title you thought Scarlett Johansson had finally stripped down for Maxim. Hey, I know how you feel, and I feel bad about misleading you. Heh heh. Ahem. Maybe in the future, kids. Let’s all close our [...]

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Maria Sharapova at the Espy Awards Red Carpet

13 January 2006

ESPN the sports channel is my daily bible for all things sports. Even though, yeah, I sort of despise most of their anchors. I mean, come on, Stuart Scott. What the hell does this guy drink before he goes on the air? I don’t understand half of the thing he says. Plus, he tries so [...]

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Maria Sharapova is Gold — Dressed

13 January 2006

I think this is after Maria Sharapova had won the French Open, and she was going to a party afterwards to officially accept her trophy, but don’t quote me on it. images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge Visit Gallery

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Maria Sharapova Shills for Motorola

13 January 2006

Maria Sharapova, doing something with phone company Motorola, I’m guessing by all the Motorola signs in the background. But don’t look at the background, look at the foreground! It’s got, you know, a really hot Russian girl who plays tennis and stuff. I think she plays tennis. Hot girl. Tennis. Whatever. Just concentrate on the [...]

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Maria Sharapova Modeling Pics

13 January 2006

Various shots of Maria Sharapova doing a lot of modeling and generally looking like the beautiful Russian babe that she is. If she ever gets tired of tennis, there is definitely a second career in modeling. Or maybe as a TV personality. Heck, she could go into the movies. It worked for Carmen Electra, and [...]

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Kristen Bell in Giant Magazine

13 January 2006

Kristen Bell, the young lead of that teeny mystery TV series “Veronica Mars” (it’s on UPN or the WB or one of those, so don’t feel too bad if you’ve never seen it) in a somewhat weird spread for Giant Magazine. Sexy, this ain’t. Kinda cute. Kinda.

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Christina Leardini

13 January 2006

A selection of model Christina Leardini pictures, a famous model from the ’90s who sort of disappeared since. Too bad, because she cuts a mighty fine figure. And oh yeah that face ain’t bad either. images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge Visit Gallery

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Alyssa Milano in Various Sultry Poses

13 January 2006

A large selection of Alyssa Milano hotness, which isn’t hard to find, because, well, frankly, the woman is hot all over and has always been. Who’s the boss now, beeyatch! images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge Visit Gallery

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Britney Spears in Rolling Stone Magazine

13 January 2006

Vacuous teenybopper tart Britney Spears bares it all — or at least most of it — for Rolling Stone Magazine. - sorry no images available -

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Kelly Clarkson in Rolling Stone Magazine

13 January 2006

Take a good look, guys, because this is probably as sexy as you’ll ever see America’s sweetheart Kelly Clarkson. Then again, judging by most pop stars and the propensity for skankhood, who knows? Maybe one day we’ll see Kelly in the pages of FHM or Stuff. We can only hope.

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Charlize Theron

13 January 2006

Random Charlize Theron hotness for your perusal pleasure. Yes, that’s basically it. I would like to tell you that there are other justifications for this post, or even attempt to lie through my teeth about it, but there really is no other reason why I’m making this post except, well, I think Charlize Theron is [...]

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Brooke Burke in Stuff Magazine 2001

13 January 2006

To be honest, I’m not sure if I approve of Brooke Burke lounging about the Stars and Stripes like it’s a chew toy, but you know what I do approve of? Brooke Burke. The woman. The sexpot Goddess from the miserably empty-headed and Godawful E! Channel. That’s what I approve of. Plus, America. I approve [...]

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Brooke Burke in FHM Magazine 2003

13 January 2006

Before there was the FHM 2004 spread, there was Brooke Burke’s 2003 FHM spread! images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge Visit Gallery

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Leeann Tweeden in FHM Magazine 2004

13 January 2006

Leeann Tweeden does FHM Magazine, and all is right with the world. images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge Visit Gallery

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Ana Hickman Sexy Pictures Galore

13 January 2006

More Ana Hickman hotness, who photographs so well there should be a crime. In fact, I’m instituting the law now — anyone this gorgeous can’t be allowed to walk in public, lest they shame us for our ugliness. Damn you, Ana! Damn you and your brilliant genes! Anyways, enjoy this huge gallery of this gorgeous [...]

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Ana Hickman in Maxim Magazine 2005

13 January 2006

Model Ana Hickman’s pictorial for Maxim Magazine, which has such a hard time getting hot women to pose for them that they have to resort — oh wait, nevermind, they have no trouble! Damn, whose kneecaps do you gotta break to work for these Maxim guys?

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Ali Landry in Teal Bikini

13 January 2006

Former Doritos pitch woman Ali Landry (how many bags of Doritos did she sell? Let’s just say loads and loads and loads. Hell, one time I was eating so much Doritos that I started to turn into a triangle. No, seriously.) works a teal bikini to the max. What do you think are the chances [...]

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Kate Beckinsale in GQ Magazine 2006

12 January 2006

Kate Beckinsale in GQ Magazine’s February 2006 issue. Ain’t she GQ-ish? Not that I know what being “GQ” means, but I’m assuming it involves being rich, famous, and hot. With emphasis on the hot. Really, really hot. images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge

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