Archive | March, 2006

More Kocsis Orsi

19 March 2006

More of Hungarian hottie Kocsis Orsi for you kids to chew on. This time she comes in crisp living color! Hmm, bra and panties look so much better when they’re in color, don’t you think? images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge Visit Gallery

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Hungarian Babe Kocsis Orsi Makes Me Hungry

19 March 2006

Hungarian babes rule. Or at least former Playboy Playmate Hungarian babes. Here’s Kocksis Orsi (try saying that fast!) trapped in a dark, damp basement while wearing nothing but the barest essentials. Shouldn’t this be how you stumble across all your Hungarian ex-Playboy playmates? I think so.

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Ciara’s Got Legs

19 March 2006

I’ve always thought Ciara was very hot, but everytime I see her with that wannabe gangsta dork Bow Wow I feel all perved out. Hey, Bow Wow, you can cover yourself with as many gangsta tattoos as you want, but you’re still a spoiled brat who never had to work a day in his life. [...]

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Katharine McPhee Redefines Torch Singer

18 March 2006

Katharine McPhee’s resident vixen strikes again! Sometimes I don’t know if Katharine McPhee is trying to win a singing contest on American Idol or get herself a Playboy audition. Or maybe both (we can only hope). She’s certainly using that sex appeal to the nth degree, that’s for sure. Oh well, if she loses, there’s [...]

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Eliza Dushku is Unarmed and Dangerous

18 March 2006

Here are some pictures of self-described yoga fanatic Eliza Dushku on the beach doing her thing, which includes looking adorable, super hot, and tough at the same time. Man, does she look good while doing so little or what? This woman could wear a bag and still attract men from around the block. Of course [...]

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Random Eliza Dushku Hotness

18 March 2006

Who knew a plain pink background and a plain white dress could look so good? Apparently I’ve never seen Eliza Dushku standing in front of one and wearing one. She looks great by doing very little. Now that’s natural hotness! images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge

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Leeann Tweeden at a Playstation 2 Event

18 March 2006

Leeann Tweeden recently dumped those dorks at “The Best Damn Sports Show Period” (which, if you haven’t watched, really is not the best damn sports show period as they claim, which kinda makes the show lame, but you know, I guess they can’t be totally lame since they did put Leeann on their show in [...]

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Gillian Anderson Needs a Job

18 March 2006

Seriously. Look at this new photoshoot the former “X-Files” star (hey, does that make her an ex-X-files star? Har har) just did for John Stoddart. She looks, literally, wide-eyed, probably wondering what’s happened to her career. Should never have let them cancelled “The X-Files”, Gillian! These pictures still look kinda sexy; but then again, I’ve [...]

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Anna Kournikova is Pretty in Pink

18 March 2006

It’s been a while since I’ve posted any Anna Kournikova, so here it is. She’s somewhere in Venice doing something that famous people without actual jobs do. But what the hey, she sure still looks good, huh? What is she now, in her ’20s? Gosh, in the modeling biz, that’s like, what, 50?

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Brooke Burns has Ugly Wallpaper

17 March 2006

Former “Baywatcher” Brooke Burns is definitely hot. She’s extremely tall, too, which may be why it’s hard to cast her in movies. Her last movie was, I think, the direct-to-video “Single White Female” sequel, where she wasn’t even the star. The producers must be half-retarded not to make this woman the star of an erotica [...]

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Kristanna Loken is OK!

17 March 2006

Kristanna Loken dropped a major bomb with Uwe Boll’s “Bloodrayne”, but that’s not really her fault. It is, after all, a movie by Uwe friggin Boll. You can pour as much perfume as you want on it, it’s still gonna stink to High Heaven. Anyways, here’s lovely Kristanna Loken in a photoshoot for OK!

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Jessica Simpson as a Drunk Pussycat Dolls?

17 March 2006

I’m not really sure where these pictures are from, or what’s going on here, but it looks like Jessica Simpson is doing one of those Pussycat Dolls number for ex-hubby Nick Lachey. Man, does Jessica look sloshed out of her mind or what? And tanned. Man that’s some heavy tan out of a bottle!

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Malia Jones is the Real Blue Crush

16 March 2006

Hawaiian surfer chick Malia Jones is the original Blue Crush and Kate Bosworth don’t got nuthin’ on her. Part Hawaiian, Spanish and Filipino, you can basically give her the credit for making surfing hot with girls. And oh yeah, she’s really hot. images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge

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Adriana Lima in GQ Magazine

16 March 2006

At this point people probably think I have an unhealthy fixation with Brazilian babe Adriana Lima, but the truth is — er, I dunno, she just sort of shows up a lot, and she’s really, really hot, and — well, who cares. Here she is doing some wacky poses while looking good on a beach [...]

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Jessica Alba in FHM Collections

16 March 2006

Look, kids, it’s Jessica Alba with — gasp! — giant ’80s hair! Holy God. What happened here? Didn’t FHM used to mean sexy and half-naked girls in bikinis? Since when did being in FHM mean period costumes, giant friggin’ hair, and totally unarousing pictures??? Oh well, here’s Jessica Alba and the words “FHM” together, although [...]

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Shannon Elizabeth’s Ex Wants Her Money

16 March 2006

It sucks being a Hollywood couple, especially if you didn’t start out as one. Then one of you gets famous, the other gets pissed, and a divorce is inevitable. Then the not-famous half wants your money. Lots and lots of it, and everyone knows about it. Such is the sad affair of the ever so [...]

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Adriana Lima is All Wet — Mostly

16 March 2006

If you’re like me (and God I hope not for your sake) then you’re probably still trying to get over the notion that Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima is still a virgin (as per her confession). But anyways, here’s more pictures of the beautiful young woman all wet — well, not really, but it sure made [...]

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I.D. The Cleavage! (March 16, 2006)

16 March 2006

Here’s a new game I thought would be fun. Take a look at the small pic to the left, and try to guess whose cleavage that belongs to. Once you’ve guessed, click on the link to see the full post, and for the answer! Hint: Everyone loves her.

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Jessica Simpson Meets with President Bush

16 March 2006

Earlier today Jessica Simpson met up with President Dubya Bush to talk about a celebrity cause (or some crap like that). There were earlier reports taht Jessica had left Bushy hanging, but as it turned out, that wasn’t the case. They are very much meeting today in Washington D.C. Boy, wouldn’t you want to be [...]

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Random Aisha Tyler Pictures

16 March 2006

If you don’t remember the beautiful Aisha Tyler from “Talk Soup”, then you might have seen her on “Friends”. Or, more recently, her guest starring role as a dirty stinkin’ mole on last season of “24″. She’s supposed to be a comedian, but I’m always too busy marveling at how hot she is to listen [...]

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