Archive | March, 2006

Access Nancy O’Dell in a Bikini in Hawaii

14 March 2006

Access Hollywood’s Nancy O’Dell is a real amazonian babe (what is she, 7-feet tall?), and apparently she looks pretty good out of those studio clothes, too. Here’s the righteous Ms. O’Dell frolicking about (well, she’s standing around, anyway) a beach in Hawaii sometime in 2006 with some lucky spud.

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Jessica Alba in Movieline Magazine

14 March 2006

Who can blame Playboy for putting Jessica Alba on the cover? Look at her. Don’t you wish you could see the sexy little lass without all those bothersome clothes? Yeah, me, too. Here’s Jessica in a very hot (though unfortunately clothed) spread for Movieline from 2005.

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American Idols Katharine McPhee and Kellie Pickler Get…Cozy

13 March 2006

American Idol Season 5 contestants Katharine McPhee and Kellie Pickler posed for some pictures while, er, holding, er, well, look at the pictures yourselves. (Someone has been reading my fantasy journal again!) Actually, Katharine McPhee looks like she’s really into it, while Kellie Pickler looks a little uncomfortable by the close encounter. Ooh, I’ll never [...]

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Jennifer Walcott is the World’s Hottest Ballerina

13 March 2006

Former Playboy Playmate Jennifer Walcott does her best portrayal of the world’s hottest ballerina. Of course ballerinas don’t have boobs the size of mack trucks, at least none that I’ve seen. Then again, it’s not like I’ve seen a whole lot of ballerinas, so what do I know?

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More Karima Adebibe as Lara Croft

13 March 2006

The new Lara Croft aka Tombraider Karima Adebibe finally gets to do her thing as the videogame babe come to live-action babe. Here she is at a store doing public relations work in Hamburg, Germany. Those are mighty big, er, guns she has. images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge

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Melissa George in Purple Bikini

13 March 2006

Aussie Melissa George got famous with the “Amityville” remake, but she’s been around for a while. Here she is looking yummy in a purple bikini number. Hate the color, love the body. images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge Visit Gallery

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Roxanne Pallett in Maxim Magazine

13 March 2006

Emmerdale and Soapstar Superstar’s Roxanne Pallett graces UK Maxim Magazine with her brunette ambition and knickers. And what nice knickers they are. Oooh, I love knickers. Heck, I love knickers so much, I’m even a fan of the New York Knicks basketball team. Yes, that’s how much I love knickers. Now if only the Knicks [...]

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Beyonce Knowles in Maxim Magazine

13 March 2006

Some early pictures of “Destiny Child’s” Beyonce Knowles in the upcoming April 2006 edition of Maxim Magazine. Nothing overly sexy; kinda disappointing in their tameness, actually, certainly nothing Maxim is known for. I guess they sacrificed their usual sex for the privilege of getting Beyonce in her first men’s magazine. More as the spread surfaces!

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Brooke Burke Gets a, er, Golden Shower

12 March 2006

Model Brooke Burke likes taking showers. Golden showers. That is, rain that is golden. Or golden rain. Or paint meant to look like rain that just happens to seem kinda golden and showery. Okay, so I have no idea what the point of this is, except to get really dirty and what have you, but [...]

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Rebecca Romijn in Vanity Fair

12 March 2006

I’ll never understand what goes on in fashion photographer’s heads that makes them do layouts like this — putting a beautiful woman like Rebecca Romijn in some make-up dingy motel room for some reason. Whatever. Here’s Rebecca in Vanity Fair doing her thing. images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge

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Natalie Portman in April 2006 Vanity Fair

12 March 2006

Natalie Portman is very difficult to figure out. She seems to be an intelligent young lady, and considering her Harvard education, you’d think she is. But everytime she opens her mouth (which is rare) she sounds like just another Hollywood Liberal douche regurgitating the party line as defined by Michael Moore. Oh well, here she [...]

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The Sexiest Naomi Watts Pictures…EVER

11 March 2006

These batch of pictures are, I believe, the sexiest pictures I’ve ever seen of Naomi Watts. And she’s not even naked in them! She’s wearing a plain long sleeve white shirt. It’s her natural beauty and radiance that shines through, I believe. Either that, or it’s the stale can of tuna I ate a few [...]

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Even More Aida Yespica

11 March 2006

Even more of Venezulean beauty Aida Yespica, who really has a habit of getting naked in pictures. Unfortunately this isn’t a naked site, so I’ve had to pick and choose only the clothed modeling shots. Sorry, guys. images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge

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Aida Yespica in Maxim Magazine

11 March 2006

New Babe Alert! Aida Yespica has a very difficult name to spell if you just heard it, but who cares, she’s really, really hot. Here’s her spread for Maxim Magazine. Expect more of the gorgeous Aida to come! images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge

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Heidi Klum in Arena Magazine

11 March 2006

Supermodel Heidi Klum gets all crotch-grabbing heavy in this Arena Magazine spread. I’m not sure what this is all about, but it’s certainly a part of Heidi that most people have never seen, but I can assure you we’ve all dreamt about it when our girlfriends aren’t reading our minds, cause you know that happens [...]

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Jessica Biel in Black

11 March 2006

Jessica Biel looks good in black. Oh what am I saying. Jessica Biel looks good in anything. Or, recently, out of anything. Here she is at a movie premiere somewhere on the red carpet in a black number. I’m not a big fan of the dress, but what the hey, it’s Jessica Biel in it, [...]

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Keira Knightley Defends Vanity Fair Cover

11 March 2006

According to the Sun Online (which, as we all know, is like the Word of God or sumthin’ when it comes to truth tellin’), Keira Knightley recently defened her decision to pose nude on the cover of Vanity Fair alongside Scarlett Johansson. Well actually it wasn’t much of a defense, more like a brush-off.

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Jessica Simpson Has Been Dumped — Again

11 March 2006

Poor Jessica. First she’s contemplating dumping her singing career for a movie career, and now Adam Levine, lead singer of “Maroon 5″, has dumped her — and not just that, but he dumped her via text messaging! How hip! This from The National Ledger:

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Candice Michelle Playboy Signing

10 March 2006

Godaddy girl Candice Michelle is currently on a whirlwind tour of publicity, and one of those stops is to sign copies of the Playboy issue that she’s in. Personally I only read Playboy for the articles, ever since my mom caught me with an issue back when I was a wee bit lad. Let me [...]

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Elisha Cuthbert is Back in Black

10 March 2006

It’s been a while since I posted some Elisha Cuthbert pictures, so here she is, in salute of her return to “24″ as Kim Bauer — on the arms of C. Thomas Howell, no less! Elisha looks like she’s either at a premiere or some celeb event. Does it matter? Although, that is one ugly [...]

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