Kirsten Dunst is colorful. Very, very colorful. Mostly red and green, actually. Here’s Kirsten looking very primary colored in the March 2006 issue of InStyle Magazine UK. Personally I thought the last picture, of her in simple black and white, is the best. images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge
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Megan Fox is out and about doing things young Hollywood starlets do, and looking gorgeous doing it. Normally we just notice Megan’s gorgeous eyes, but as you can see, she has a rockin’ body, too. It’s almost not fair. The girl has it all, including super powers. Yes, you I’m breaking an exclusive here. Tell [...]
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Brittany Murphy is not skanky. I mean, look at these photos. Do they look skanky to you? Do they look — Uh, wait a minute, what’s my position on this topic again? I got lost there in Brittany Murphy’s skankiness… images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge
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She may be in black and white in these pictures, but crazy hot as all get out Brazillian supermodel Adriana Lima would look gorgeous in pink and purple. Well, maybe not purple, but definitely pink. Or orange. Or hey, what about transparent? Sorry, I’ve lost my mind again. Ahem. Here’s some Adriana Lima because you [...]
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Entertainment Tonight’s Maria Menounos is what you would call “sneaky hot”. When you first see her, she doesn’t look “all that”, but the next thing you know — bam! Suddenly she’s in FHM and a major babe. Go figure. Here are some pics of her, including those FHM pics.
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As if you haven’t gotten enough of Candice Michelle’s twin wonders (what are you, stupid? of course you haven’t gotten enough of it!), here are more of the WWE diva/Godaddy pitchwoman in various stages of half-nakedness. Yes, she’s quite the dish, as the kids would say, and of course by “kids” I mean every guy [...]
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Suddenly famous (but for how long?) Godaddy girl Candice Michelle is attempting a movie career. Yeah, okay. Here she is in various bikini shots. Yup, looks like she’s got real talent. Two big talents. Well, it worked for Pamela Anderson… images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge
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Mexican hottie Shakira shakes her booty (well, she doesn’t shake very much) in the latest issue of Elle Magazine. This is probably the most understated I’ve ever seen Shakira, and frankly, I’m not sure I like it! images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge
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Oh boy. Tara Reid is once again drunk off her ass, and this time she rear-ended some poor guy with her car outside the house of, of all people, Dennis Rodman! Surprised? I’m shocked! Read on… So the report goes:
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Debra Lafave most definitely doesn’t look like any teacher I, or you, have ever seen. No wonder she thought she was destined to be something more than “just” a teacher, if these old photos of her modelling are any indication. images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge
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Brainy and Harvard grad Natalie Portman thinks terrorism is bad, but so is torturing terrorists. So says the “V for Vendetta” star while she was recently playing “professor for a day” at Columbia University. In the upcoming futuristic action film, Natalie plays a rebel battling a totalitarian government ala the Bush Administration, and all fun [...]
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Newly single girl and ProActive pitchwoman Jessica Simpson looks good in white. Of course it helps that she’s basically busting out of her top, introducing the world to her wonderful twin talents. I wonder if she’s named them? If she hasn’t, I recommend “Ditzy” and “Airhead”.
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Hey, look, everyone, it’s everybody’s favorite tone deaf Asian babe, Bai Ling at the LA Confidential Oscar bash! Gosh, remember when Bai Ling used to be a viable actress instead of just some obviously coked out chick in Hollywood? Yeah, me, neither. images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge
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“American Idol” contestant Katharine McPhee is easily the Kelly Clarkson of Season 5. Wait, is it Season 5? I lost count. Anyhoo. Katharine has a big booty and a great personality, and she’s a major hottie to boot. That booty alone should keep her on the show until the finals, because if I know one [...]
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40 year old Cindy Crawford’s comeback continues with an appearance in You Magazine, which I’m pretty sure is actually about me. Or you. Or they. Hmm… Anyways, love the one with her in the green panties. Yum. images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge
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Rose Byrne was easily the best thing about that overbloated “historical” film “Troy”, it’s too bad no one took the time to mention how beautiful she was in that movie. I guess the sight of Brad Pitt’s naked buttocks was too much of a distraction. Oh well. Here’s Rose on the beach somewhere in three [...]
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Do you remember who Jodie Foster is/was? Yeah, I know, she’s been gone for a while before coming back strong with “Flightplan” last year. Now Jodie’s surfacing again in the cop thriller “Inside Man” with Denzel Washington. In service of that, here’s the Oscar Winner in Another Magazine. Hate the black and white, like the [...]
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I guess being a cokehead isn’t good for your public image, because perfume giant Chanel just dumped supermodel Kate Moss in favor of Keira Knightley. How much is the contract worth? Try a cool $1 million for 3 years of work. And of course by “work” I mean she poses for an hour and then [...]
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Has any of the “Friends” guys found a decent movie career yet? Wasn’t that the point of abandoning “Friends”? For a movie career? Oh well. At least they’re still acting. I think. Here’s Jennifer Aniston at the Oscars red carpet and then later at the Vanity Fair Oscar party. Watch out, Jen, or you might [...]
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Someone call help, Rachel Weisz is trapped in the showers! Or at least I think she’s trapped. Maybe she’s just taking a break from showering. Whatever the case, here’s the lovely Brit doing something weird in the shower. images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge
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