Archive | April, 2006

Extra Michelle Monaghan

29 April 2006

“Mission Impossible 3″ co-star Michelle Monaghan is definitely someone to watch. Tall, slender, with a killer body and face, this 5′8″ Iowa native is another example of what clean Midwest living can do for a girl. My, my, my. images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge

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Mya

29 April 2006

Hip hop singer and actress (check her out getting eaten in “Cursed” — ouch) Mya is a half-Italian, half-Jamaican babe. 5′6″ and a vegan, she graduated high school at 16, became a tap dancer, and then exploded onto the scene with the song “Ghetto Superstar”. Heeeere’s Mya.

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WWE Diva Melina

29 April 2006

Yet another WWE Diva, this time it’s Melina, aka Melina Perez, from California. Is she the first Latina WWE diva? Possibly. Then again, it’s not like I actually watch these WWE stuff, so what do I know. She’s definitely hot, although the bust is a little, shall we say, overly inflated.

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Random Holly Valance Hotness

29 April 2006

More hotness from Aussie Holly Valance, who you can catch on Fox’s “Prison Break” (escape already!) or in the upcoming action-kung fu flick “Dead or Alive”, where she plays a model who is a volleyball player who fights guys and stuff. Uh, she’s in a bikini a lot in this movie. Might wanna reserve your tickets now. Or at least get ready to buy the DVD, cause you know you’re gonna want to slo-mo that bad boy more than once.

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Katie “Jordan” Price on the Runway

29 April 2006

More of busty British lass Katie “Jordan” Price, this time on the runway at the 2006 Millionaires Fair in Shanghai. I’m not crazy about the wild-colored outfit, but the rack is quite impressive. Ahem. images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge Visit Gallery

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Face Time with Melissa (Missy) Peregrym

29 April 2006

Besides having an awfully hard last name to spell, Melissa Missy Peregrym is in a new movie called “Stick It”, which after a lot of hard work (not really), I found out is about gymnastics, and Missy plays one of the gymnasts. And need I say that she looks insanely hot in the commercials? But anyways, here’s Missy at the “Stick It” press conference, literally getting a ton of face time before stepping outside for some full body shots. Umm, full body Missy Peregrym shots…

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Diane Lane in More Magazine

29 April 2006

I’ve always been a fan of Diane Lane, even back when she wasn’t as famous as she is now. I’m talking about her “Streets of Fire” days, guys. Now at 41, I think it’s more obvious than before that Diane is a naturally gorgeous woman. Age don’t seem to matter to her, as she’s still classy as hell, not to mention extremely beautiful. Here she is in More Magazine.

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Heeeeeeeere’s Lucy Pinder

29 April 2006

Who exactly is Lucy Pinder? She’s a bust Brit model whose full name is Lucy Katherine Pinder, and if you like to surf the net, you’ve probably seen her doing one of her favorite past times — faux lesbianism. But anyways, Lucy is really hot, and you can’t beat that nice rack of hers.

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Scarlett Johansson Goes Brunette

28 April 2006

Scarlett Johansson is just as famous for her, shall we say, healthy body as she is for her blonde hair, but according to these pictures, snapped somewhere in the backlots of her new movie “The Nanny Diaries”, our favorite Scarlett woman has gone…brunette! Gasp! Say it ain’t so! On another note, what’s up with famous woman always having hulking black dudes as personal bodyguards? These guys are so fat that their primary job seems to be to intimidate, cause I don’t think they can outrun anyone, or move fast enough to get between their charge and a bullet. But anyways, look, it’s Scarlett Johansson as a brunette!

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Shakira at the Latin Billboard Awards

28 April 2006

Latin songstress and booty shaker Shakira at the 2006 Latin Billboard Awards, which, if I’m not mistaken, means “No Whiteys Allowed”. Here’s Shakira on the red carpet, receiving awards, and on stage performing with that refugee black dude who doesn’t really have much of a career beyond singing back-up for pretty musicians who are much, much more popular than he is. *cough* Lauryn Hill *cough*

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Tera Patrick

28 April 2006

I’m a little mystified about what Tera Patrick is doing at the US Weekly Hot Hollywood Awards. Sure, she’s pretty hot, even for an adult film chick, but I don’t recall porn translating into Hollywood. But then again, maybe it’s just me. Anyways, here’s Tera Patrick in boots on the red carpet. FYI kids: those guns of hers? Real. I kid you not.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Has No Fashion Sense

28 April 2006

Yet more evidence that Jennifer Love Hewitt, despite our love for her cuddly and spunky personality, has absolutely zero fashion sense whatsoever. Now look, I’m no fashionista or anything, but even I know that this is not the kind of clothes that a tall, slender girl with a nice rack should be wearing. What is it with Jennifer and this fraumphy look of hers? It’s disturbing, to say the least. And hey, I like Jennifer, but someone’s gotta say it.

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Angelina Jolie is the People’s Most Beautiful Person in the World

28 April 2006

In their infinite wisdom, People Magazine has named Angelina Jolie their “Most Beautiful People In the Whole Wide World and Then Some”. Or something like that. What I want to know is, where was my ballot, because I didn’t cast any damn votes, and I don’t know anyone who has. I sense conspiracy. Anyways, check out some pictures of the World’s Most Beautiful Person, before she went and got all preggers on us, by reading on…

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Devon Aoki, Holly Valance, and Jaime Pressly “Dead or Alive” Stills

28 April 2006

“Dead or Alive” is a movie about three very hot chicks from three countries gathering on an island to play volleyball in skimpy bikinis and fight kung fu matches to the death. Or is it fight kung fu matches to the death and then play volleyball. Oh well, whatever. It has hot chicks like Holly Valance, Jaime Pressly, and Devon Aoki, and what should be great kung fu thanks to Corey Yuen, who has already done the three-chicks-fight movie before with the Hong Konger “So Close”. Here are some stills from the upcoming flick.

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Beyonce Knowles and her Hair on the Beach

28 April 2006

Holy Mother of God. What the hell is going on here with Beyonce Knowles’ hair? Jesuits! Anyways, here’s the singing Goddess on a Miami beach with boyfriend Jay-Z, who conveniently keeps his flabby gut hidden behind one uuuuuugly looking shirt. Shouldn’t hip-hop moguls have better taste in clothes? I guess not.

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Some New Rosamund Pike

27 April 2006

I always like me some Rosamund Pike, here are some new Rosamund Pike. The lovely Brit was attending the Royal Court Theatre 50 Anniversary Party in an elegant silk slinky. I admit, she’s looked better, not to mention looked less bored. Rosamund seems bored out of her mind here, no wonder that glass of red wine is creeping closer and closer towards her…

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Jessica Alba’s Almost Nip Slip

27 April 2006

Damn Jessica Alba’s fast reactionary timing! While attending the US Weekly Hot Hollywood bash like all of Hollywood’s hot little minxes, Jessica Alba nearly had a nipple slip when the strap of her gown fell off on the red carpet (see the pictures). Unfortunately Jessica was too quick, and grabbed the rebel strap before it could peel away to reveal her, what we can only assume, revealing bra. Then again, maybe our imaginations are just working over time. One can only dream…

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Some New Stacy Keibler at Last!

27 April 2006

Finally, some new Stacy Keibler pictures for you to drool over! Hey, it’s it about time? Yes, I know it is, and I’m sorry for not providing it sooner, so whatever, take your anger out on the other guy who writes for this site. (I think his name is Mac or something…) Here she is at the 2006 US Weekly Hot Hollywood Awards looking fa-bu-lous. Fiery red dress and Stacy Keibler is a volatile combination! But anyways, I’m just glad we have some new Stacy Keibler pictures. What has it been a month? Two?

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Pamela Rogers Turner Back in Jail

27 April 2006

You can’t keep a slutty teacher who wants to have sex with her students down! After being let out on bond, pretty blonde gym teacher Pamela Rogers was re-arrested and her bond revoked when she continued to send seductive pictures of herself to her young teen victim. You go, girl!

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Sara Foster in Maxim April 2005

27 April 2006

Some more of the leggy blonde bombshell known as Sara Foster in Maxim Magazine’s April 2005 issue. Who knew white would look so good brushing up against someone so lean and long and blonde and — Wow, Sara Foster is really attractive. images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge

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