Archive | July, 2006

Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures

31 July 2006

Fresh off her split with Matthew “Way too Handsome for a Man” McConaughey, Spanish babe Penelopze Cruz was caught on the sandy beaches of St Tropez, the other fave vacation spot for rich beautiful people (the other being Barbados, of course) with some pale white guy who no one wants to see, and so they [...]

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Mel Gibson’s Police Mugshot

31 July 2006

Looks like Hollywood has something to rejoice over at long last — Mel Gibson, the man who dared give Hollywood the finger and made his own gazillion dollar movie about the life of Jesus, just got popped. Last Friday Mel was pulled over for drunk driving in Malibu, after which he started spouting off anti-Jewish [...]

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Hollywood Babes Love Poker

31 July 2006

Hollywood babes love poker. Well, actually, I can only count two, Shannon Elizabeth and Jennifer Tilly, who really really loves poker enough that they keep showing up at poker tourneys. Tilly has basically made a second career out of playing poker if all her appearances in various poker tourneys on TV is any indication. (I [...]

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Jenna Jameson Has Something Hard in her Hands

31 July 2006

You pervs out there (and you know who you are) probably won’t be surprised to hear that Jenna Jameson has yet again picked up something hard, but you may be surprised to learn that it’s not what you think, but rather a crystalline awards hardware from the Temptation Awards in L.A. And no, I don’t [...]

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Mischa Barton in Morgan De Toi Ads

31 July 2006

Mischa Barton was a model before she turned to acting vis-a-vis “The OC”, so seeing her in these black and white ads (oooh, so artsy fartsy!) for Morgan De Toi seems like a natural fit. I’m still not sure what kind of an actress she is (I’ve seen a total of 5 minutes of “The [...]

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Sunday Treat: Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures

30 July 2006

Apparently Internet bloggers aren’t the only ones noticing that Lindsay Lohan sure seems to be doing the whole bikini thing more often than is humanly allowed, because she was recently riprimanded by the produceres of her new movie “Georgia Rule” for, according to them, “partying too hard”. How dare they! We live to see Lindsay [...]

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Martin Scorsese’s Gangster Flick “The Departed” Trailer Online

30 July 2006

King of the Gangster flicks Martin Scorsese is coming up with another take on gangster life, this time from the Irish perspective in Boston. Or as the locals call it, “Bahstan”. The trailer for the movie, “The Departed”, hits Yahoo! Movies. Loaded to the ass with big name stars (Leonardo DiCaprio, Jack Friggin Nicholson, and [...]

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Pamela Anderson Wants You to Play With Her

30 July 2006

I mean, at her new poker site PamelaPoker.com, of course. What did you think I meant? What a dirty mind! But I digress. So what the heck is PamelaPoker? It’s actually a part of poker legend Doyle Brunson’s Poker Network. So what can you do with Pamela at PamelaPoker.com? Well I’m guessing play poker. With [...]

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British Chicks Reveal their Miami Vices

30 July 2006

Michael Mann’s big-screen remake of his own TV show, “Miami Vice”, hits the UK. Among those who came out for the big brouhaha (aka the premiere) included such British hotties as Rebecca “I Got Yer Beckhem Right ‘Ere!” Loos, Caprice “A British Model Though I’m Really American” Bourret, and popstar Michelle Heaton, who may or [...]

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Samuel L. Jackson Battles MotherF’in Snakes on a Plane

28 July 2006

Samuel L. Jackson is da man. He’s not the man, he’s da man, which makes him, at least, three times the man. So when Sam Jackson decides to do a movie called “Snakes on a Plane” about a federal marshal battling motherf’in snakes on a plane (hence the title) trying to kill the marshal’s motherf’in [...]

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Anna Kournikova is Too Skinny?

28 July 2006

I don’t get what all the fuss about Anna Kournikova apparently becoming “too skinny” is all about. She doesn’t look all that skinny to me in these pictures, snapped of Anna in her stomping ground of Miami with someone’s family and someone’s (lucky) kid. Okay, so maybe she’s not quite as muscular as when she [...]

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Maura Tierney Splits From Husband

28 July 2006

I really don’t have anything dumb or smart to say about this (as per my usual standard operating procedure), as I’ve always been a fan of Maura Tierney going back to her “Newsradio” days (just love that show). But news is that Maura has split from her husband of 13 years, Billy Morrissette. An actor/director, [...]

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Jaime Pressly Bikini Stills from “D.O.A.”

28 July 2006

I already have a lot of reasons to check out the videogame-to-movie movie “D.O.A.” when it hits theaters (okay, maybe DVD), not including Holly Valance and Devon Aoki in bikini, but also because of action choreographer/director Corey Yuen, who is badass when it comes to making hot chicks look good while kicking ass. (Check out [...]

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30-Second Simpsons Movie Trailer Online

28 July 2006

This is probably an old one, but whatever, I just stumbled across it today. (Shows you how “plugged in” I am about these things. I’m so ashamed.) Here’s the 30-second teaser trailer for the upcoming Simpsons movie. You know, the cartoon about the dysfunctional family whose children never seems to graduate out of elementary school? [...]

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American Idols to Meet with American Dumbass

28 July 2006

Katharine McPhee got over her bronchitis and laryngitis, which kept her off the “American Idol” live tour (coughYeah rightcough) just in time to join the winner of American Idol 5, Taylor Hicks on a tour of the White House, where they will also meet with Dubya because, you know, what’s more important for the President [...]

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Scarlett Johansson’s “Black Dahlia” Trailer Online

28 July 2006

Yes, I know that the director of “The Black Dahlia”, based on the real-life Hollywood homicide from the ’40s, is one Brian De Palma, and that Scarlett Johansson is only a co-star. But let’s face facts, people — the only reason I care about this movie is because Scarlett is in it. An adaptation of [...]

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Kate Beckinsale is Just Like You and Me

27 July 2006

See, celebrities are human, just like you and me, and sometimes they prefer burgers over steaks, too. Here’s Kate Beckinsale enjoying greasy burgers and fries with her director husband and daughter Lilly at LA’s In-N-Out Burger joint. (Hey, weren’t these two suppose to be splitting? I’ve been lied to! Damn you Access Hollywood! Extra! Entertainment [...]

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Jill Hennessy is Leggy

27 July 2006

“Crossing Jordan” star Jill Hennessy is leggy. I mean, she has legs that go on forever. That kind of “leggy” leggy. If Jill Hennessy and Stacy Keibler got together, and stood on each other’s shoulders, I’m sure they could say Hi to God all the way up there. And yes, just the thought of Jill [...]

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Nicky Hilton Sometimes Forgets That she’s a Hilton

27 July 2006

Which would explain why she has a tattoo of her last name put on her tailbone. Um. Well, actually, that doesn’t really explain it. Why in the world do you have your last name tattooed on your tailbone? Just slightly above your ass crack? Oh, those wacky Hilton sisters. Here’s the less skanky of the [...]

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Glory Days: Christie Brinkley

27 July 2006

Christie Brinkley’s 50th husband has just been exposed as a cheater — with a 19 year old, no less. Apparently hubby doesn’t remember that his wife used to be the world’s hottiest piece of tail. The dumb bastard. In service of that, here’s a Glory Days look back at Christie Brinkley’s body of work. Heh [...]

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