Archive | July, 2006

Mothers Should All Look as Good as Heidi Klum

27 July 2006

How Heidi Klum keeps getting knocked up and coming back stronger and hotter than ever, I’ll never know. Maybe it’s her perfect German genes (the Master Race and all that jazz), or maybe Seal juice is good for you. If you’re a woman, I mean. Ahem. Regardless, here’s Heidi Klum in the latest issue of [...]

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Miss Japan Kurara Chibana

27 July 2006

Miss Japan 2006 Kurara Chibana didn’t win the Miss Universe patient (that honor went to some chick who fainted soon afterwards, which is totally lame), but she should have won, if just for wearing that friggin awesome Samurai-inspired outfit as part of the competition. Now that’s just cool, man. What did Miss Puerto Rico (who [...]

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Iron Man Movie Poster Hits

27 July 2006

The other day I was just thinking to myself, “With all the crisis in the Middle East and world terrorism and whatnot, what we need is a boozing, womanizing superhero that can shoot beams out of his palms.” Seems like Marvel was listening, because they’re set to launch “Iron Man” to the big screen sometime [...]

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Molly Sims Bikini Pictures

27 July 2006

I’m not really sure if this is such a big deal, as former supermodel turned actress turned occassional Sports Illustrated supermodel Molly Sims has made a living out of wearing two-piece bikinis, so what’s the big whoop of spotting her on the beach doing likewise? Well, for one, it’s tall drink of blonde water Molly [...]

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Scarlett Johansson has Scoopage

27 July 2006

Fresh from signing on the dotted line with shoe company Reebok to design and shill for their product, Scarlett Johansson ran off to the premiere of her new movie “Scoop”, her second movie with the Woodster himself, who seems to have found himself a new young female muse. Uh oh, better watch your back, Scarlett. [...]

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‘NSync’s Space Boy Lance Bass is Gay. No, Really.

26 July 2006

According to People.com, former popper ‘NSync, whose band rose to fame on the strength of some incredibly lame boy band trend in the late ’90s and a few years after the millennium, is coming out that he is, in fact, gay. Now I don’t really care if Lance is gay or not, but I just [...]

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Bar Rafaeli aka Leonardo DiCaprio’s Supermodel Girlfriend #556

26 July 2006

In this week’s very special episode of, “Who is Leonardo DiCaprio shtupping now,” we are introduced to one Bar Rafaeli (or Bar Refaeli, depending on who you ask), an Israeli supermodel/actress, and the latest leggy Victoria’s Secret supermodel too young to know that Leo is gonna hit that ass until he gets tired and moves [...]

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Gratuitous Halle Berry Posting

26 July 2006

In absense of any actual news or worthwhile hot celebrities to post pictures of, here’s Halle Berry walking her puppies. Yup, she has two white puppies, and looks none to please when the paparazzi spots her. I don’t know why. She’s looking quite gorgeous. It must be nice to be so hot all the time [...]

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Some Rachel Bilson and Melinda Clarke

26 July 2006

Some pictures of Rachel Bilson, if only because it’s been a while since I’ve posted any of the perky “OC” brunette, who has since taken over the reign of resident sexpot on the FOX show from the dearly departed Mischa Barton. Here’s Rachel at the FOX Summer TCA party. joining fellow OC babe Melinda Clarke, [...]

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Hollywood Babes Agree that “John Tucker Must Die”

26 July 2006

Hot Hollywood babes agree — they must all attend the premiere of “John Tucker Must Die”! (I’m tellin’ ya, kids, this stuff just rights itself!) The movie is a comedy about some guy named John Tucker who, urm, must die. Or somethin’. Anyhoo, the hotties joining the fray includes the film’s stars Arielle Kebbel, Brittany [...]

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Attack of the Blonde Natalie Portman Clones

26 July 2006

After getting caught on the street by the paparazzi in Buenos Aires, a newly blonde Natalie Portman lumbered toward the camera, delicate fingers first, as if to attack. Well at least she’s let her hair grown back and is no longer looking like a midget transexual 12-year old boy. That’s something, at least. Although I’m [...]

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Rachel Hunter Bikini Pictures

26 July 2006

Former supermodel, famous singer’s wife, and B-movie actress (”Larva”, anyone?) Rachel Hunter continues her road to uber MILFhood with another splashing display on the island of Barbados, the vacation spot of choice for famous hardbodied hotties. I see thong thong thong thong! (By the way, whatever happened to Sisqo? Didn’t that guy used to be [...]

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New Babe Alert: Vanessa Ferlito

25 July 2006

Vanessa Ferlito would probably be a household name by now if she hadn’t keep getting killed. Off TV shows, that is. She was Jack Bauer’s former girlfriend in Season 3 of “24″, but took a bullet trying to escape. Then she was a cop in “CSI: New York”, before runinng afoul of a rapist and [...]

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Even More Lindsay Lohan Barely Dressed

25 July 2006

Still demanding more Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures? Well you’re in luck, because if there’s one thing the hoarse teen tart loves to do, it’s give the camera more pictures of herself almost, but never quite, nude. Thank God for good-girls-gone-bad Hollywood actresses! Here’s the Double L (like that? made it up myself) at “Entourage” star [...]

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More Jessica Simpson Bikini Pictures

25 July 2006

There’s something not quite right about Jessica Simpson. I think we can all agree to that, can’t we? Even fans of hers? Some people have a certain something about them that makes them stand out from the crowd; Jess has that certain something that makes people think, “Man, there’s something not right about that girl.” [...]

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Minty Kat Shoob in Maxim Magazine

25 July 2006

Katherine Elizabeth Shoob, aka Kat, can be seen on Brit TV’s “The Mint”, which she co-hosts alongside limey Brian Dowling, who is unimportant to this particular discussion. “The Mint” is a live, late night, interactive quiz show with celebrity guests and live studio contestants. But then again, that’s also irrelevant to this discussion, which is [...]

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Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures

24 July 2006

Hooray! More Jessica Alba bikini pictures, where Jessica Alba shows almost nothing. Which is a crying shame, as if there is one Hollywood starlet destined for movies set on beaches with the cast wearing very little, it would be Jessica Alba. (”Into the Blue”, anyone?) Plus, check out the cap. There’s nothing like going to [...]

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Miss Puerto Rico Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza Takes Miss Universe Crown

24 July 2006

Speaking of the Miss Universe pageant, by the way, the winner is Miss Puerto Rico Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza, who, rumor has it, promptly fainted moments after being crowned. If you want my opinion, I think she saw Donald Trump and freaked out. But anyways, “Zuleyka”? Sounds awfully Russian to be. But I digress. This is [...]

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Alice Panikian Miss Canada 2006

24 July 2006

Having exploited — er, I mean, revealed — Miss USA Tara Conner, it was only fair to see what the rest of the world have to offer. First up is Alice Panikian, aka Miss Canada for 2006. Now you’ll forgive me for thinking Canada has only two things to offer, good comedians and bad actors, [...]

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Mary Jane and Gwen Stacy Teases Geeks

24 July 2006

Nerds and geeks alike got a taste of Hollywood earlier this week when not one, but two hotties from the set of “Spiderman 3″ paid them a visit at the 2006 Comic Con in San Diego. Redhead hottie Mary Jane Watson herself (played by a blonde Kirsten Dunst) and blondie Gwen Stacy (played by a [...]

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