There was a time when Brad Pitt wasn’t such a humorless dork who thinks he’s capable of saving the world if only he’ll tour your crappy neighborhood as cameras roll, capturing every contemplative moment. I remember one of Brad’s appearances, on Late Night with Conan O’Brien to promote “Troy”, where Brad had me cracking up [...]
Continue reading...18 July 2006
Easily one of the only few French people that I don’t want to punch immediatley in the face (the great actor Jean Reno being the other one), newsanchor babe Melissa Theuriau is French’s answer to all the young hotties filling up anchor desks across American cable TV. The only problem with Melissa’s appearance in Tele [...]
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Ex-Star Trek hottie Jolene Blalock hasn’t exactly done much since “Enterprise”, the last Star Trek show, went off the air a few years ago. She’s done a TV movie, and has a movie called “Shadow Puppets” (that actually has a pretty cool sounding premise) coming out in 2006. Other than that, this skintastic appearance in [...]
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A glamorous looking Erica Durance, in a long black dress, at the CW Network Summer TCA party. And no, I don’t know what “Summer TCS Parties” are, and I don’t want to know. And yes, even after living with the name “The CW” for about a year now, I still think it’s retarded. Anyways, [...]
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While reading quotes from Jessica Simpson plastered on these photos of hers found in the latest issue of OK Magazine, I couldn’t help but think, “Wow, Jessica actually sounds semi-intelligent when you don’t actually hear her speak.” Quotes such as, “I feel as though I’m becoming a very strong woman,” and “There’s something empowering about [...]
Continue reading...17 July 2006
Pictures of Marisa Miller working the runway in bra and panties from this morning was more than enough to make this a Monday to remember, but pictures of the lovely supermodel frolicking amongst the sand and surf of a Miami beach in a crisp afternoon in a two-piece bikini, all of it shot from a [...]
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You know what time it is, kids? It’s time to play, “Spot The Number of Different Drinks Tara Reid Has In Her Hands in These 10 Photos!” Which leads me to this thought: You know how, a few posts ago, I pondered the sad, confused state of Tara Reid’s life? Well seeing these pictures of [...]
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If not for a somewhat whiny, pitchy squeal for a voice, “Numbers” star Diane Farr would have the total package, even if these pictures don’t quite show it. (What’s the deal with the fraumpy clothes, Diane?) The former “Loveline” hottie plays an FBI agent in the CBS crime series, which is about a genius mathematician [...]
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Although Naomi Watts has been naked a lot of times in her movies, I can’t really say as if I’ve actually seen her in a bikini, or really really naked. I think she had on a bikini in “I Love Huckabees”, but I could be wrong. In any case, here’s everyone’s favorite Aussie blonde doing [...]
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A lollipop. She sucks a lollipop! Of course Jessica Biel doesn’t suck. Any woman who goes to such great lengths to look as good as Jessica, even walking her dog, gets brownie points. This woman must really love her dog, too, because there are new pictures of her walking her dog just about every day. [...]
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Ever wonder to yourself why Tara Reid is constantly drinking herself silly? This woman’s brain cells have been fried so badly by booze that I doubt if she l remembers the reason behind her drinking problem to begin with. It must really suck to be constantly confused all the time. Take a look at her [...]
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It’s Monday, so of course that means random pictures of Marisa Miller in two-piece bikinis. Oh who am I kidding. Any day is a good day to post Marisa Miller bikini pictures, because what’s better than a hotel model in a bikini? Okay, sausage and cheese wrapped in bred is pretty awesome, too, but for [...]
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I have to admit, the big-screen remake of “Miami Vice” is one of the few movies I’m actually looking forward to in 2006. Heck, I didn’t even care about “Pirates of the Caribbean” or overly enthuse about “Superman Returns”, but damn, I’m really looking forward to Michael Mann’s remake of his own show. And no, [...]
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Yes, these pictures of tennis star (hee hee) Anna Kournikova in a yellow bikini on the beach are pretty old. All the way back from 2005, in fact. Geez, remember 2005? It seemed like just last year… Anyways, yeah, so these pictures are pretty old, but are you gonna complain? If you do, you best [...]
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Yes, that’s right, ladies and gentlemen. The biggest question in the known universe: “Is there a living being still willing to exchange bodily fluids with Paris Hilton in the year 2006?” The answer has arrived: “Yes!” And it’s a ferret. That lives in a dark, skanky alleway behind a trash bin. (Okay, so there’s probably [...]
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Well, kinda. Jessica Simpson and friends were in Cabo recently to celebrate her brithday, when someone snapped some pictures of her wearing a giant friggin cowboy hat, sunglasses, and a two-piece bikini. Except Jessica keeps covering up her stomach with a blanket. I don’t know why. The girl’s got a great body if her masterful, [...]
Continue reading...15 July 2006
You gotta love Heidi Klum. I mean, what’s not to love about this woman? Although she’s a supermodel, she’s by no means “just another skinny girl with long legs”, and she’s certainly put those great birthing hips of hers to good use courtesy of our man Seal. I don’t know who the two girls are [...]
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Holy Mother of God, boys and girls, it’s Page 3 darling Lucy Pinder to tie you over the weekend. Born Lucy Katherine Pinder, this British lass is also an Ambassador for Kick 4 Life, a charity that uses football to fight poverty and disease in the developing world. And by “football” I of course mean [...]
Continue reading...14 July 2006
Sam Raimi’s “Spiderman 3″ won’t hit theaters until next year (May 4, 2007, to be precise), but here’s the latest poster to tie you over. When you’re done, go look at all the “Spiderman 3″ behind-the-scenes pictures to get your fill of the Webslinger here.
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What better way to start the weekend off than a treat in the guise of Courtney Hansen, the co-host of “Overhaulin’” and easily the sexiest grease monkey to ever pull on greast-stained overalls, here attending the premiere of Kevin Smith’s “Clerks 2″, the sequel to his ultra-indie feature-film debut from way, way, way back. How [...]
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