Archive | July, 2006

Salma Hayek Bikini Pictures

14 July 2006

With fellow Latina babe Shakira’s bikini figure revealed (and yes, as sung, those hips do not, indeed, lie), it’s Mexican spitfire Salma Hayek’s turn to reveal the truth within — her clothes. Here’s the star of “Frida” (minus unibrow, thank God) in a two-piece black bikini hanging out with her gringo boyfriend. No idea who [...]

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Shakira Bikini Pictures

14 July 2006

Shakira Shakira! Well it’s about time we got bikini pictures of Spanish songstress Shakira. Oh sure, she’s half-naked anyway in most of her videos, but she’s always wearing those — what do you call theM? Oh right — pants. Well here she is sans pants showing off those famous hips in France somewhere. Parlez vouz [...]

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Petra Nemcova is Feeling Breezy Part 2

14 July 2006

I’m starting to think that supermodel Petra Nemcova just has really good friends who are clothes designer wannabes who she can’t say No to when they ask if she’ll wear their designs to a party or somesuch. Here’s the lovely Miss Petra wearing yet another clothing disaster somewhere. Dear God, someone this hot shouldn’t be [...]

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Random Sophie Monk Hotness

14 July 2006

How hot is Australian pop singer/actress Sophie Monk (”Date Movie”)? So hot that she can be sipping Pepsi and still turn men on. And I hate Pepsi. In fact, I hate just about any kind of soft drink. But I digress. Here’s Sophie getting her sippin’ on. (Do kids still say stuff like this? I’m [...]

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Hollywood Babes Loves Prada

14 July 2006

If you were looking for Hollywood hotties last night, the Waist Down Skirts party presented by Miuccia Prada was the place to be. Had you been there (Where were you, loser?), you would have bumped into hotties like Ali “Is that Your Final Destination Answer?” Larter, Amanda “What Feet?” Peet, Jeri “Someone Please Hire Me, [...]

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Mischa Barton is Hot

14 July 2006

I still think Mischa Barton is way too skinny for someone so tall, but there’s no denying that she looks good enough to lick off the floor in these pictures. Here’s the former “OC” starlet somewhere doing something Hollywood people do wearing a dress that would cost regular people like you and me a month’s [...]

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Petra Nemcova is Feeling Breezy

13 July 2006

The sight of supermodels wearing kooky clothes is nothing new — on the runway. Seeing them out and about wearing something kooky on purpose — now that’s just, er, stupid. Here’s supermodel Petra Nemcova in a get-up that’s designed to turn heads. Feeling a little breezy in there, Petra? I especially like the side view. [...]

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Jennifer Garner on the Set of “The Kingdom”

13 July 2006

A slightly “bumpy” looking Jennifer Garner (is that leftover baby fat or Ben Affleck Jr. #2 on the way?) on the set of her new movie “The Kingdom”. In the Peter Berg (”Friday Night Lights”) directed movie, “A team of U.S. government agents are sent to investigate the bombing of an American facility in the [...]

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Hot Chicks Love the ESPY Awards

13 July 2006

The ESPYs, for those of you who don’t know (and that probably goes for most of you) is an Awards Show for, well, athletes. It’s the brainchild of ESPN, and basically hands out pre-approved awards to jocks in attendance in various categories. The whole thing is a big ruse for Hollywood stars to mingle with [...]

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Lionsgate Has “The Eye” for Jessica Alba

12 July 2006

According to industry trade Variety, Lionsgate is picking up the remake rights to the Hong Kong horror flick “The Eye” from Paramount and Tom “Wacky Tacky” Cruise, who was supposed to remake it years ago but didn’t. And who does Lionsgate want to play the role of a young blind woman who gets a cornea [...]

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Elisha Cuthbert and Camilla Belle Steam Up “The Quiet” Trailer

12 July 2006

Made and originally slated for 2005, the thriller “The Quiet” has started to get some traction, thanks mostly to promises of girl-on-girl action between stars Elisha Cuthbert and Camilla Belle. Now that the trailer is up, look for even more interest. What’s it about? Dot (Camille Belle), a young deaf and mute woman, is sent [...]

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Eva Longoria in Ocean Drive Magazine

12 July 2006

“Desperate Housewives” star Eva Longoria in a dark and lovely spread in Ocean Drive Magazine, which I’m guessing is about oceans…driving. Look, it could happen. Maybe. Anyhoo, I’ve never actually watched an episode of “Housewives,” although I’ve been told that it’s “juicy”, and of course by “been told” I mean I’ve seen the commercials. (Wait, [...]

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Lindsay Lohan is a Dirty, Dirty Girl

12 July 2006

…Or at least her character in her upcoming movie “Georgia Rule” is. According to IMDB.com, “Georgia Rule” is about: “A dysfunctional mom sends her troubled daughter — who is being secretly molested by her stepfather — off to live with her grandmother for the summer.” Felicity Huffman plays the mom, Lohan plays the daughter, and [...]

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Kelly Monaco and Brooke Burke Join Forces to Fight Scruff

12 July 2006

I don’t know what the hell “scruff” is, but if Brooke Burke and Kelly Monaco have joined forces to fight it, then by God, I don’t like it, either! Can you imagine what else Brooke and Kelly can put an end to if they just put their minds to it? We’re talking about world hunger, [...]

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Hollywood Babes Love Geek Clerks Who Loves Star Wars

12 July 2006

Only in Hollywood would really attractive women show up in their Sunday best (well, most of them, anyway) for the premiere of a movie about people they wouldn’t be caught dead dating. But thank God for Hollywod superficiality and those hard-working PR people, or else we wouldn’t have Kristen “Not from Veronica Mars” Bell, Ali [...]

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Danica Patrick, Hot NASCAR Chick Driver?

12 July 2006

Danica Patrick is the world’s most famous race car driver — who has never won a single race in her life. Her top finish? Number 4. Not that it matters, because despite being a shorty, she’s got a rockin’ body as her FHM spread proves, and you gotta love a spitfire of a girl who [...]

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Christina Aguilera Shills for Pepsi

12 July 2006

File this one under, “See, this is why I don’t drink soft drinks anymore”, because nothing says “Refreshing taste” like hiring a skanky midget with an unnatural voice to sell your ads for you. And by that I of course mean here’s pop idol Christina Aguilera in ad promos for Pepsi soft drink. Or “pop” [...]

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Maria Sharapova in NYC

12 July 2006

Imagine walking in New York City when all of a sudden Maria Sharapova, a tall, blonde goddess walks out of a hotel and down the sidewalk right next to you. That must be something, huh? Well that’s what happened recently in New York City when Maria, in town for a Nike commercial, did just that. [...]

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Lucy Pinder Bikini Pictures

11 July 2006

While still trying to get the bad taste of looking at Samaire Armstrong’s featureless pictures out of my mouth, I’ve come to the conclusion that Hollywood is sick. I mean, shit, I don’t know what that hillside is dishing out, but it’s singlehandedly wiping away all sense of what it means to be feminine in [...]

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Christina Ricci Bikini Pictures

11 July 2006

The flood of Hollywood starlets in bikinis continue with Christina Ricci, caught at the pool in a bikini two-piece. Christina has a surprisingly rocking body underneath all that clothes. Go figure. Although I’m not a fan of all the tattoo, which looks okay on a guy, but not so much on a woman. And why [...]

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