Archive | July, 2006

Random Olsen Twins Ogling

6 July 2006

Why another random picture of the Olsen Twins, you ask? Um, why not? They’re really attractive, really hot, really rich, and oh yeah, they’re twins! If you have to ask what makes twins so gosh darn attractive to us mortal males, then you are either not mortal or male. Or male but of the male-to-male [...]

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Kristin Cavallari Beach Bikini Pictures

6 July 2006

The parade of famous girls in bikinis at the beach continues with “Laguna Beach” blondie Kristin Cavallari, who has slowly but surely risen to the top of my, “Hmm, she’s way hotter than I thought,” list after an appearance on David Spade’s “The Showbiz Show” making fun of douche bags. Here’s Kristin at the beach [...]

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Jessica Biel Bikini Pictures

5 July 2006

I think by now everyone knows that “Stealth” star Jessica Biel is a bit of a gym rat. The pretty brunette from the WB’s “7th Heaven”, who once graced Gear Magazine butt nekkid trying to get out of her contract to the family friendly show, has grown up into a muscular (some would say too [...]

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More Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures to Gawk At

5 July 2006

Lindsay Lohan has some impressive natural, er, assets. Then again, how “natural” they really are is open to debate. But she is just a young’un, and they tend to have some perky ones, so I wouldn’t completely say that the guns Lindsay are carrying around in these beach bikini pictures were bestowed by a surgeon’s [...]

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Anne Hathaway and “The Devil” Scores

5 July 2006

Who would think that a movie about fashion, starring Meryl Streep and Anne Hathaway, would clear $39 million in its first week? I don’t think even the producers thought they could pull this off! But the flick, “The Devil Wears Prada”, certainly did gangbuster business, especially considering all the Summer Event films it was up [...]

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Gemma Atkinson in FHM

5 July 2006

I don’t know who Gemma Atkinson is (besides the fact that she’s another “Hollyoaks” hottie, and her character’s name is Lisa Hunter), plus the oddball trivia that there seems to be a suspiciously large amount of women from Britain named Gemma… Regardless, the 22-year old certainly caught my attention with this tall, wet, blonde, wet, [...]

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Jennifer Ellison is Bountiful in Bikini

5 July 2006

Liverpool, England hottie Jennifer Ellison is famous for her body and floatation device — er, I mean, her chest. After all, you don’t get voted Sexiest Blonde in the World by readers of Nuts magazine for being a big unattractive fattie. Which, I’m sorry to say, is how Jennifer looks here. Shouldn’t the “sexiest blonde [...]

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Whatever Happened to Emma Caulfield?

5 July 2006

What in the world ever happened to actress Emma Caulfield? She was supposed to be a big star after “Buffy the Vampire slayer”l, but a role in the horror stinker “Darkness Falls” might have effectively ended that road. Emma’s now regulated to TV roles in “Monk” and, of all places, the cartoon “Robot Chicken”, so [...]

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The Minogue Sisters

5 July 2006

Kylie and Dannii Minogue are sisters. Aussie sisters. Now, the fact that they come from Australia really doesn’t have all that much to do with this post, but I thought I’d just mention that as, you know, I sort of need to write something in order to justify posting pictures of the sisters. So, er, [...]

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Lindsay Lohan at the Beach in Bikini

5 July 2006

Joining the parade of movie starletts on the beach in bikinis this week is the Frecklelicious One herself, Lindsay Lohan. The teen tart looks quite fetching, but she’s got nothing on Joss Stone, who has set the standard for Hot Celebrity At the Beach in a Bikini hotness. But what I like best about these [...]

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Shannon Elizabeth is All-American

5 July 2006

What better way to start our post-July 4th return to work (and by “work” I of course mean not really working) by posting pictures of an All-American beauty like Shannon Elizabeth, who as irony would have it, became famous for playing a hot-to-trot foreign exchange student in “American Pie”. But nevermind that junk. Ain’t she [...]

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Burn, Baby, Burn!

4 July 2006

Ah, the Fourth of July. Nothing says Americana more than blowing shit up. Thus the Fourth of July was born. (And I think there was something about Independence and the British and whatnot. I feggit.) Anyhoo, go out, be merry, drink too much, try to drive home, vomit into your toilet, then come up with [...]

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Pamela Anderson and her Funbags Galore

3 July 2006

Former “Baywatch” and “VIP” actress (hee hee) Pamela Anderson divides her time protesting and stripping naked in the name of PETA and vacationing on yachts at places like St. Tropez while wearing two-piece bikinis. Personally I prefer the latter. I mean, protesting for animals is nice and junk, but come on, a weekend in St. [...]

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Smoke Break with Claire Forlani

3 July 2006

I love Claire Forlani. How much? So much that I even liked “Meet Joe Black”. Yes, that ’90s movie with Brad Pitt that seemed to go on and on and on and on like a giant boulder covered in moss rolling down a hill, coming right at you, but for some unGodly reason, never seems [...]

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Hot Movie Babes Approve of Movie Piracy

3 July 2006

Besides the star of the movie showing up at the UK premiere of “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest”, there were plenty of other bootilicious (Get it? Pirates? Booty? Oh, I stab me.) celebrities at the shindig. Including but not limited to: the singing church herself, Charlotte Church, perennial UK hottie Kelly Brook, ex-”OC” [...]

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Uma Thurman at the Beach in Swimsuit

3 July 2006

I’ve never found Uma Thurman to be especially attractive despite what all the magazines and fake “news” shows keep telling me. Her face has always seemed much too long (elongated, if you will), and her acting more than a little suspect. Although she rocked in “Kill Bill”, she was lame in “Be Cool” (but then [...]

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Keira Knightley and Pirates Invade London

3 July 2006

Let’s face it, London sucks. (Let me take this moment to apologize to all Londoners for my rude and insensitive remarks. Ahem.) And it needs a little renovating, so some killer pirates pillaging and mayheming their way through the Queen’s town should just about do it. Failing in that, an invasion by Keira Knightley and [...]

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Claudia Black “SG-1″ Season 10 Promos

3 July 2006

This promo Claudia Black (the former kickass Peacekeeper from the formerly kickassest show on TV, “Farscape”) doesn’t do her justice. Her character on the sci-fi show “SG-1″ is supposed to be a wild and free-spirited thief, a roguish pirate, if you will, except these promos make Claudia look like Little Annie Orphan or something to [...]

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Summer Glau “Serenity” Promos

3 July 2006

Everybody likes Summer, so it stands to reason that any picture of Summer Glau would be ultra summerific. Or somesuch. Here’s the sci-fi vixen doing some “Serenity” promos. In the failed TV show turned failed movie, Summer plays an experiment gone wrong with superpowers. Or somesuch. Look, I didn’t watch the movie. It’ll be cold [...]

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Sunday Bliss: Victoria Pratt

2 July 2006

Canadian blonde Victoria Pratt used to be a fitness model before she segued into acting (or at least as much “acting” as one can do prancing about half nekkid in “Cleopatra 2525″, not to be confused with “Cleopatra” starring Elizabeth Taylor, cause I know the two are very hard to tell apart). But nevermind all [...]

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