Archive | August, 2006

Paris Hilton, Like, Makes Us Cry in Blender

22 August 2006

Paris Hilton, like, makes herself cry whenever she listens to her debut album, “Paris”, because, like, it’s so dang good. No, I shit you not. That’s what the PR fiend said in the latest issue of Blender Magazine, where she apparently found the time to post half naked in in-between Best Buy, malls, and slutty [...]

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Jenna Dewan at the Teen Choice Awards

22 August 2006

Newly minted movie star Jenna Dewan, once only known to bad horror movie lovers as a dead nerd come back to life as a super hot witch in “Tamara”, was one of many hotties attending the 2006 Teen Choice Awards. (I still have no idea what they’re giving awards out for, not that it matters; [...]

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Christina Ricci Has Ugly Tattoos

21 August 2006

Christina Ricci is pretty and all (in a babyfaced, kinda mildly taboo sort of way — she still looks 15 no matter how old she gets), but she should really lay off the tattoos. I mean, okay, so you want to get one of those generic tattoos on your tailbone, that’s all fine and well, [...]

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Kristin Cavallari Bikini Pictures in Blender Magazine

21 August 2006

Operating under the motto that if it works once, then we should try it again, Kristin Cavallari returns to the pages of Blender Magazine, and all is right with the world. Or at least, they can’t get any worst with hottie Kristin Cavallari in a two-piece bikini pictorial spread. Oh sure, you can have your [...]

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Haley Joel Osment Faces Jail Term for Marijuana and DUI

21 August 2006

Oh, Haley Joel. How could you possibly go from being nominated for an Oscar before you can even spell “Oscar” to facing 6 months of jail time for drunk driving and marijuana possession? Of course he wouldn’t have gotten into this mess if he hadn’t crashed his car into an L.A. suburbs on July 20th, [...]

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Rachel Bilson “The Last Kiss” Images

21 August 2006

Some images of an ultra cute Rachel Bilson from her new movie “The Last Kiss”. The film is Tony Goldwyn and is about: “Anxieties threaten the future of a domesticated couple”, whatever the hell that means. From these pictures, I’m guessing that Rachel Bilson plays a really cute high school or college school girl who [...]

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Even More Fetching Cote De Pablo

21 August 2006

I don’t know what is it about Cote De Pablo that is just so gosh darn enticing. Maybe it’s those dark eyes; or the fact that she plays a killer Mossad agent on “NCIS” who can’t get her American slangs right; or maybe it’s because she’s just really mysterious looking. Then again, it could just [...]

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Hilary Duff Shows (Very Pale) Legs

21 August 2006

It started with black eye mascara, then she showed up somewhere without any bra on, and then bam — two pairs of long legs for all the world to see. The next thing you know, former teeny bopper (or is she still one?) Hilary Duff will be showing up in FHM or Maxim getting her [...]

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Brit Babe Invasion: Alex Best

21 August 2006

I know nothing of Alex Best except that she looks fantastic in a two-piece bikini, so here, I’ll let Wikipedia tell you all about her: Alex Best (born Alex Pursey January 29th, 1972) is a former air hostess, model and ex-wife of George Best, who was her senior by 26 years. She married Best in [...]

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Hollywood Babes Love the 2006 Teen Choice Awards

20 August 2006

Hot hollywood babes love teens. Just ask Demi Moore. So when there’s an Awards show where teens get to pick the winners (never you mind what for, just go with it), the Hollywood babes will of course attend. Out and about this weekend for such an occassion was Kirstin Cavallari, a newly single Carmen Electra, [...]

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Jeri Ryan is Smoking Hot in Pink

20 August 2006

I’m not sure where Jeri Ryan is in these pictures, and to be honest with you, I could give a flying fig. She’s super hot. As in, she’s so super hot here that if she was still a Borg I would let her assimilate me but good. As in, she’s so super hot here that [...]

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Sunday Treat: Nell McAndrew

20 August 2006

Nell McAndrew won “Rear of the Year” Award in 2005, which is right up there with the Oscars. Or, maybe not. Maybe I’m thinking about the Emmys. No, still a little too high. Golden Globes? Grammys? Hmm… Maybe a Source award, minus all the shooting and stabbing and gratuitous P. Diddy song sampling (what you [...]

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Didn’t Liv Tyler Used to be Hot?

19 August 2006

Or at the very least, not bloated? Remember in “Lord of the Rings” when she was the hottest elf to ever walk Middle Earth? Or that scene in “Armageddon” when Ben Affleck was playing with her flat tummy as her father’s music played in the background, eliciting weird feelings in all of us? Well kiss [...]

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Cote de Pablo is Fetching

19 August 2006

Some quick and run shots of the lovely and fetching Cote de Pablo, a Chilean who plays an Israeli ex-Mossad agent on the CBS show “NCIS”, at the 21st Annual Imagen Awards. Now you may be asking yourself: How does a Latina end up playing an Israeli on TV? Well, it’s TV, and if Ted [...]

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Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pictures

19 August 2006

Just the other way, while seeing pictures of Kate Beckinsale at LAX with her daughter Lilly, I was wondering where the two had come from. Well now I know — straight from Cabo San Lucas, where mother and daughter were taking in a little swim, with Kate Beckinsale in a two-piece black bikini. Curiously, there [...]

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Eva Longoria in Maxim Magazine

18 August 2006

The interior pictures of Eva Longoria’s latest appearance in Maxim Magazine is here, and as expected, it’s friggin’ hot. Then again, maybe it’s just the woman — she is naturally friggin hot. I bet when she was born doctors had to slap her dad because she was so hot. Then they had to throw her [...]

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Kelly Clarkson Pulls a Mel Gibson, Gets Drunk Off her Ass at a Concert

18 August 2006

So how drunk is Kelly Clarkson in these pictures? Dunno, but she looks pretty sloshed to me. Plus, why is an American Idol winner attending a heavy metal band on the Sunset Strip? There is just something so wrong about that statement I don’t know where to begin. In any case, here’s Kelly Clarkson, grabbing [...]

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Paris Hilton is “The World’s Most Overrated Person”

18 August 2006

According to RealityTVWorld.com, hotel heiress and untalented PR whore Paris Hilton will reportedly appear in the 2007 Guinness Book of World Records with the unenviable title of “The World’s Most Overrated Person”. No word on which record Paris’ upcoming debut album, “Paris”, will be bestowed with, but we’re guessing, “The Only Album Less Anticipated Than [...]

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Hollywood Babes Love Snakes on a Plane

18 August 2006

The greatest movie nobody has ever seen, “Snakes on a Plane”, opens today, and the Hollywood babes are out in force to attend the premiere. Battling with snakes, Samuel L. Jackson, and a horde of Internet fanboys for a seat were: Annabella Sciorra, Carla Gugino, Elsa Pataky, Sunny Mabrey, Rachel Blanchard, Julianna Margulies, and of [...]

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Your Daily Dose of Anna Kournikova

18 August 2006

Anna Kournikova does something in Berlin. I have no idea what that is (looks like something golf-related), and I don’t really care. It’s Anna. It’s the original Russian hotness. It’s good. Drink it in, boys, that’s Russian heat right there. Oh sure, so she doesn’t even play tennis anymore, and her reason for fame no [...]

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