Archive | August, 2006

Karolina Kurkova Shills for Lexus

18 August 2006

Hot Czech model + luxury hybrid model = hot cakes! Or at least that’s probably what the makers of the new Lexus GS 450h Hybrid car were thinking when they hired Victoria’s Secret supermodel Karolina Kurkova to model their new ride. Of course by the looks of things, I don’t think poor Karolina knows how [...]

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The Hot Chicks of “DOA” — Posterized

18 August 2006

Okay, here’s the thing. I’m pretty sure that Corey Yuen’s ass-kicking spectacular “Dead or Alive” (or as the kids call it, “Dead or Alive”) is going to suck — movie-wise. As in, it’ll probably not make a whole lot of sense, the script will be filled with the kind of bad dialogue that makes you [...]

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Maggie Gyllenhaal Creeps the Sh*T Outta Me

18 August 2006

I’m not sure what’s running through the Gyllenhaal bloodline, but Maggie Gyllenhaal and her bro Jake are two of the freakiest dudes I’ve ever seen in movies. Especially sis Maggie, who has that nutty, crazed eyes that you know this girl is supposed to be living with cats in a dank two-story house and not [...]

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More Rihanna Bikini Pictures

18 August 2006

Rihanna returns to Barbados, where she was born and raised and learned how to sing. (At least that’s how I think it happened. I could be wrong, of course, not being a Rihanna fan and all. Actually, I don’t think I’ve ever heard a single one of her songs, but I digress.) Here’s Rihanna running [...]

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Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures

17 August 2006

For some reason, when a famous celebrity strips down to a two-piece bikini and doesn’t look as great as they should (or at least as we expect them to), it’s always a little disappointment, eliciting a feeling of, as the kids would say, “gyp-ness”. So here’s Spanish babe Penelope Cruz sunning and swimming and yachting [...]

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Eva Longoria Maxim Cover

17 August 2006

“Desperate Housewives” star Eva Longoria is on the cover of, and inside the pages of, the latest issue of Maxim Magazine, about to hit newstands or arrive in your mailbox in a brown paper bag (depending on your level of shame, or lack thereof) very soon, but for now here’s the hottest Spurs fan in [...]

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Jessica Biel has Junk in the Trunk (aka a Big ol Ass)

17 August 2006

Who knew that of all the white girls in Hollywood it would be Jessica Biel who embraces the mythical (and usually ethnic-inclined) “junk in the trunk”. I mean, we’re talking about the girl from “7th Heaven” here, for God’s sake (pun intended). Then again, we are talking about the girl that showed up mostly topless [...]

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Snakes on a Plane is Comin’ to Kill Yo Ass Biotches!

17 August 2006

If you’re like me (and God help you if you are), then you can’t wait for Friday, tomorrow, when “Snakes on a Plane” arrives in theaters to poison yo dumb ass with Samuel L. Jackson goodness. Yes, yes, we’ve all heard that the film wasn’t screened for critics, but then again, who gives a crap [...]

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Angie Harmon is Leggy

17 August 2006

Hottie and a half Angie Harmon hasn’t exactly been burning up the movie screens after leaving “Law and Order”, but that hasn’t stopped her from doing 3 films in 2006. Here’s the very leggy Texan (woot woot! Texans rule, beeyatch!) on a yacht with hubby Jason Sehorn for Tango Magazine. The only person who can [...]

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Diora Baird in Maxim

16 August 2006

Diora Baird is famous for dropping her clothes in the Owen Wilson/Vince Vaughn comedy “Wedding Crashers”, and before that, taking it all off for Playboy. (You starting to see a pattern here?) Now the blonde, Catherine Deneuve lookalike is in the latest issue of Maxim Magazine playing golf. Or pretending to. Either/or. What matters is [...]

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Katharine McPhee is a Sexy Librarian

16 August 2006

Just when you thought American Idol runner-up Katharine McPhee couldn’t get any sexier, she goes and pulls “a Librarian” on us, namely slipping on some reading glasses and signing autographs for fans alongside her fellow AI losers. Now if she’ll just go the whole nine yards and slip on some short skirt and pose while [...]

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New Babe Alert: Elisabetta Canalis

16 August 2006

Mama mia, that is one spicy meatbahl! (Let me right now apologize for that furthering of a cliche. I am so ashamed.) If you need to sell something, Elisabetta Canalis is not a bad way to get your product noticed. Here is the Italian Goddess in a shoot for Baci e Abbracci Intimo ads. I’m [...]

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Meet the Divorce Lawyers: Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker are Splitsville

15 August 2006

I’m betting that the reason former playboy playmate and sometimes wannabe actress Shanna Moakler is splitting from her husband, Blink 182 drummer and tattoo fiend Travis Barker, is because of all the tattoos. I mean, come on, when you’re tatting your friggin’ neck, you got a problem, man. Or maybe it’s the curse of the [...]

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Stacy Keibler in the 2006 WWE Divas Lingerie Special

15 August 2006

What’s that you say? It’s been ages since I last posted any Stacy Keibler pictures just because Stacy Keibler is awesome and needs to be posted more often? And that you demand I correct this error lest you come to my house and beat me with a baseball bat? Well okay, damn, don’t be so [...]

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New Babe Alert: Rosa Blasi

15 August 2006

Rosa Blasi is a soap opera actress, a veteran of theatres, and she once toured with, of all people, Kenny “The Gambler” Rogers. After a stint on the Lifetime show “Strong Medicine” she dived into “The Vagina Monologues”. There is not enough wind in her native city of Chicago to blow away the heat this [...]

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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures

15 August 2006

Victoria Silvstedt is a walking stereotype — a tall (5′10″ of beanpole sweetness), hot (as in smokin’), blonde (though not dumb by any means), and busty (36C-25-36 of perfection) Swedish model with no real talent except to look uber hot in any given situation, especially while parading about in a two-piece bikini for the paparazzi. [...]

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Bad News, Bat Fans: Katie Holmes Returns for “Batman Begins” Sequel

15 August 2006

Katie Holmes is a cutie and a half, and I think she’s quite the lovely young lady, all nice and sugary (aside from her apparent lack of decision making skills — marriage to Tom Cruise, anyone?), but man, did she stink up “Batman Begins” or what? This girl should be relegated to cutesy romantic comedies, [...]

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Clint Eastwood’s “Flags of Our Fathers” Trailer Online

15 August 2006

One of my most anticipated movies of the year, Clint Eastwood’s World War II epic “Flags of our Fathers” gets a trailer at Warner Bros’ Japanese website. “Flags of our Fathers” is the first part of a two-parter, with the second one called “Red Sun, Black Sand”. While “Flags” takes a look at the battle [...]

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Nicollette Sheridan Bikini Pictures

15 August 2006

Someone needs to tell “Desperate Housewives” star Nicollette Sheridan that she’s 42 going on 43, and legally by California Law, she’s not allowed to look this good. Since she doesn’t have any kids, I guess it would be wrong to label Nicollette Sheridan the ultimate MILF, but what the hey, stating an obvious falsehood has [...]

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Claire Forlani “CSI: NY” Promos

15 August 2006

Ah, Claire Forlani, one of my favorite actresses in the whole wide world ever since she whispered her way through “Meet Joe Black”. What a lovely, lovely woman, with smoking, enthralling eyes and yes, that accent. Now I’m not a big fan of the “CSI” shows, but with Claire joining the cast of “CSI: New [...]

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