People.com is reporting that Kate Hudson and hubby Chris Robinson are splitting after 6 years of marriage and one son. Since Hudson’s “people” has confirmed this to People, it’s basically a done deal. Robinson, for those who don’t know, is the lead singer of The Black Crowes. This is usually when I make a smartass [...]
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Punk rocker Avril Lavigne has apparently said goodbye to the punk personal completely by doing the most traditional thing of them all and getting hitched to Sum 41’s Deryck Whibley in a marriage destined to last no more than three year, tops. Why am I giving them a full three years? Because they’ll never see [...]
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Someone call David Hasselhoff, that poor Ethiopian child is drowning in the ocean — oh wait, that’s Nicole Richie, looking more and more like a walking corpse everyday. Holy Mother of God and all that is not right in Heaven. Someone please get this girl into some sort of celeb rehab where they will stuff [...]
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I’m almost 100% certain that model turned cough actress cough April Scott won’t be able to act her way out of a paper bag in the upcoming “Dukes of Hazzards” sequel (”The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning”!) which will hit video sometime in 2007. Just as I’m almost 100% certain that it won’t matter a [...]
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Born Victoria Louise Yallop, you sort of understand why she changed her name to Holly McGuire. I mean, come on, “Yallop”? That’s no name for a hot actress/model from Essex, England, which if my UK geography is correct, is located somewhere south of Nosex, Ireland. Or am I getting it confused with Mosex, Scotland? Anyways, [...]
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Chinese actress Zhang Ziyi (”Memoirs of a Geisha”) is easy… To work with. At least that’s what the director of Zhang’s upcoming Chinese martial arts epic “The Banquet” told the AP. The now-Hollywood actress even shaved her eyebrows for the role and, just to be extra nice, served soup to the crew! Frankly, we could [...]
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And now, ladies and gentlemen (but mostly the gentlemen), we present the Jessica Simpson Cleavage Special, a very, very special Random Page of Interest posting. It’s kinda like an Afterschool Special, or a Very Brady Episode, only with a lot of Jessica Simpson and Jessica Simpson’s cleavage and not a whole lot of Jan and [...]
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My theory that Natalie Portman is, in fact, a 12-year old boy disguised as a girl takes a hit today with these pictures of Natalie Portman on the streets of New York feeling, apparently, a little “nippy”. (Isn’t it like 105 degrees in New York this month?) I’m guessing that the big black guy walking [...]
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The only thing better than a hot celebrity in a two-piece bikini frolicking about on the beach (and don’t they just frolick way better than the rest of us mere mortals?) is a supermodel who still has the chops. And of course by “chops” I mean a super hot smoking body made for wearing two-piece [...]
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The Brit Babe Invasion continues with Gemma Atkinson, yet another product of UK soap opera “Hollyoaks”, aka “Holy Shit How Do They Squeeze All Those Hot Babes Into One Show and is This Even Legal?” How smoking is Gemma Atkinson? So much that I don’t even mind the ridiculous first name. I mean, come on, [...]
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Jennifer Aniston is a pretty woman, that much is not in doubt, but does she always have to look like someone just ate her baby? Seriously, folks, it’s ridiculous. In fact, so much so that I always have trouble looking at these fantastic pictures of Jennifer Aniston in a two-piece bikini. Always. Well, okay, maybe [...]
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Let’s face it: British babes are hot. They’re also not like their American counterparts; the body is different, the face is different, and yes, the accent is different (like, duh). And since there have been so many of them lately, I’ve decided to create a whole new category for them: The Brit Babe Invasion! First [...]
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What a better way to slide into the weekend then feasting on some hot spicy mama ala Roselyn Sanchez. The star of such cinematic masterworks as “Boat Trip” and “Underclassman” is one of Hollywood’s sexiest stars, if not its hottest Latina working today. Forget Salma Hayek or Penelope Cruz. Roselyn Sanchez is the one you [...]
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Michelle Branch is a singer and — well, that’s basically all I know about her. But after seeing these pictures of her in Maxim Magazine from way back in 204, maybe I should have paid more attention, such as, you know, listening to her music. Or something like that. But I digress. Here’s Michelle Branch [...]
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There’s nothing like a good ol fashion remake of a Japanese horror movie to bring out the Hollywood babes. In the movie “Pulse”, ghostly spirits try to make their way back into the land of the living using shadows, the Internet (I knew that Internet was up to no good!), and washing machines. And the [...]
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She’s fought snakes alongside Samuel “Motherf’in Man” Jackson in “Snakes on a Plane”, and now Spanish hottie Elsa Pataky is about to tackle her most dangerous foe — telephoto lens armed paparazzi! Here’s Elsa getting snapped while at the beach and poolside in a bikini and frolicking about with (one presumes) boyfriend Adrien “I can’t [...]
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I can’t say as if I’ve ever seen Showtime’s “The L Word” series, about hot lesbians in the city getting it on. Or somesuch. As I’ve never seen the show (I’m very poor, I can’t afford Showtime or HBO, give me a break), I don’t really know what it’s about except the whole lesbian part. [...]
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For some unfathomable reason, I really dig Ivanka Trump. This, despite the fact that I know she’s never really made her own way in life, and that everything she currently has is because of Daddy Trump. Still, I’ve seen interviews with the young woman, and she comes across pretty well. Not nearly as ditzy or [...]
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Some people enter politics to right the wrongs of society, and others see an opportunity to make a lot of money and go all corrupt on Lincoln’s ass. In the case of Mary Carey? I’m pretty sure she fits into the former category. Angelina Jolie, eat your heart out! The star of such cinematic masterpieces [...]
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Oh, those rascally Dixie Chicks. After dissing Bush, got dumped by their country base, and now making a fierce return by intentionally (and opportunistically) resurrecting the controversy beyind their anti-Bush remarks in the name of album sales, the Chicks have realized that they no longer have a country base, or what little of it remains [...]
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