Archive | August, 2006

Random Supermodel of the Day: Doutzen Kroes

10 August 2006

I’ve never been to the Netherlands, but I hear they have some pretty nifty, er, plants for sell. Plus, the girls seem to be really hot, but then again, it could just be that Doutzen Kroes is raising the expectations for Dutch beauty to an obscene level. But in any case, expect to see more [...]

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Holy Sh@t. I Have a Better Body than Val Kilmer

10 August 2006

Holy tub of lard, Batman! What in the world has happened to Val Kilmer? Oh sure, his movie career took a dramatic nosedive in the late ’90s and early ’00s, but he was poised to make a comeback with “Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang”, and now — this? Jesus H. Christ. I never imagined there would [...]

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Heidi Klum Wants You to Wear her Bra

10 August 2006

Heidi Klum’s got a new bra from Victoria’s Secret called “The Body” (personally I think “The Foot” might have been a better title, or maybe “The Ankle”, but I digress) and she wants you to buy it for her. Or, er, for your girlfriend to put it on and then pretend that she’s Heidi. Or [...]

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Kristin Cavallari and Brody Jenner are Splitsville

10 August 2006

Well you saw it coming, didn’t ya? This is what happens when you date a hot babe like Kristin Cavallari and insist on looking like a redneck trucker, even though you live in friggin’ Malibu on your rich daddy’s dime. But I digress. “Laguna Beach’s” Kristin Cavallari has confirmed to People Magazine that she’s split [...]

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Dave Navarro Trades Up Carmen Electra for Porn Poon

9 August 2006

Despite being one of the fugliest rockers out there (doesn’t he play the drums or something?) Dave Navarro has landed two hot pieces of ass in a roll. First he was hitting Carmen Electra nightly for years, before dumping her for adult film star Jenna Jameson, who has also dumped her husband of a few [...]

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Bryce Dallas Howard is Pregnant

9 August 2006

Or if she’s not, then she’s retaining water something awful. In any case, here’s “The Lady in the Water” lady at the London premiere of her movie looking all preggers as all get out. This has “Hollywood Marriage” written all over it. In layman’s terms, she married Seth Gabel in June 2006 because he knocked [...]

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Kristin Cavallari Myspace Pictures

9 August 2006

My adoration for Kristin Cavallari, of “Laguna Beach” infamy, continues unabated with these very candid pictures of her found on the wide world of Myspace hipness, which I’m told is where all the cool kids are, although since I’m not cool, I of course don’t have a Myspace site What’s so great about these pictures, [...]

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Hooters Girls 2006 Bikini Pageant Pictures

9 August 2006

Hooters. Check out the hooters, man. No, not the girls, I meant the popular chain of restaurants famous for their “world famous” hot wings, of course. No, seriously, what kind of guy do you think I am? But I digress. Hooters has once again held their annual bikini pageant, where the contestants compete in, well, [...]

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Hollywood Babes Love Cliche Movies About Dancing

9 August 2006

In ‘Step Up”, a boy from the wrong side of the tracks (re: he ain’t white) and the girl from the right side (re: she is) meet and fall in love, and it’s up to the power of ballet (or insert your trendy dance style of the moment here) to right the wrongs of society [...]

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Mariah Carey Thinks Clothes are for Chumps

9 August 2006

Sometimes I wonder why Mariah Carey doesn’t just wake up naked, go to bed naked, and walk around naked. She certainly seems inclined to sing naked, if these pictures of her onstage are any indication. You’ve probably seen her videos, where she’s always wearing as little as possible. But what’s really disturbing about Mariah is [...]

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Emmanuelle Chriqui Cuteness Overload

9 August 2006

Seriously, how much cuter can Emmanuelle Chriqui get? At this point she’s around a 11 on the Cuteness Scale, which as you all know, can only go up to 10. Once you’ve passed the 10 mark, you’re treading very dangerous ground. We’re talking end of the World stuff here, folks. End of Days and all [...]

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Keeley Hazell Has the World’s Sexiest Body

9 August 2006

Or at least that’s what the readers of Zoo Magazine has declared, if such things matter to you. Rounding out the Top 10 were Brittany Bratt, Tera Patrick, Jakki Degg, Jessica Alba, Natalie Oxley, Abi Clancy, Cheryl Tweedy, Natacha Peyre, and Lucy Pinder. The busty Keeley Hazell has a pretty impressive body, but I’m not [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Wants to Entertain the Troops

8 August 2006

Lindsay Lohan is desperate to visit Iraq and entertain the troops like her idol Marilyn Monroe, but only if she can make the trip with New York Senator Hillary “I Got Yer Marriage of Convenience Right ‘Ere!” Clinton. Which begs the question: Does she really want to visit the troops, or to go somewhere with [...]

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Anna Kournikova Swimsuit Pictures

8 August 2006

This day in Completely Gratuitous Anna Kournikova Wearing as Little as Possible, we present the former Russian tennis babe in a variety of one-piece (humbug!) swimsuits poolside during a photoshoot. I know, I know — Anna, with that wonderful body of hers, in a one-piece? Sacrilege! But alas, such is life and lust in the [...]

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The Paris Hilton Lookalike in Playboy

8 August 2006

I don’t know what’s worst — that there’s someone who thinks Paris Hilton is worth looking like, or that that someone is also going around actively trying to cash in on looking like Paris, complete with weiner dog. The young woman who is making a nude appearance in the latest issue of Playboy is one [...]

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Jessica Alba To Get her Silver Surfer On in Fantastic Four Sequel

8 August 2006

In an interview with Wizard Magazine (it’s a comic book geek mag for those of you not in the know, i.e. those of you not total nerdos), Jessica Alba said that in the “Fantastic Four” sequel there will be a love triangle between her, the Silver Surfer, and Reed Richard. Of course, in the same [...]

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The Babes of “Pulse”: Kristen Bell and Christina Milian

8 August 2006

Hot chicks love horror movies. Or at least, they love getting paid big bucks to star in Hollywood horror movies that are remakes of Japanese horror movies. Either/or. Here’s Kristen Bell and Christina Milian (who disappointly doesn’t show any abs; what a gyp) promoting their upcoming hopefully-it’s-not-teen-centric horror movie “Pulse” at Planet Hollywood. The original [...]

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Random Supermodel of the Day: Izabel Goulart

8 August 2006

Whatever those Brazilians are drinking and eating down there, they should keep doing it, because at the rate that country is producing supermodels, it’ll only be another generation before the world as we know it is overrun by Brazilian hotties. Then again, would that be so bad? Here’s the latest Brazilian supermodel to come out, [...]

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Maria Menounos in Latex Bodysuit

7 August 2006

Maria Menounos has a pretty freaky smile (but then again, anyone who smiles whenever I see them is just naturally freaky, but maybe it’s just me), but there’s no denying that she can be pretty hot when she keeps that Joker smile to a minimum. Here’s one of those killer pics of Maria Menounos in [...]

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Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures

7 August 2006

Or should I say, actual candid Jessica Alba bikini pictures this time. A white two-piece, to be exact, but the best ones are when Jessica, um, turns around, if you know what I mean. No idea where these came from, or when, and who cares, really. Talk about the perfect pose. Geez, Jessica. I think [...]

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