Archive | August, 2006

Kiele Sanchez Gets “Lost”

7 August 2006

Meet “Lost’s” new hottie castaway, Kiele Sanchez, a vet of failed TV shows, including “Modern Men”, “Four Kings”, and “Related”, which will probably be cancelled very soon. Luckily for the gal, she’ll be joining the castaways of “Lost” as yet another never-before-seen castaway. Here’s Kiele plying her trade in Stuff Magazine. Looks like she was [...]

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Jennifer Ellison is Feeling Patriotic

7 August 2006

British babe Jennifer Ellison is patriotic, which explains why she’s wrapped herself up in England’s Flag of St. George while wearing almost nothing. Old George is aiiight, but it can’t beat Old Glory. Our flag’s out more, er, stripes and junk. Although I would gladly take Jennifer Ellison, “Emily Shadwick” from “Brookside”. The model, actress, [...]

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Janet Jackson Bikini Pictures from Vibe Magazine

7 August 2006

Wait a minute, didn’t Janet Jackson used to be fat? Not anymore, buckos! As can be evidenced by these bikini pictures from her recent appearance in Vibe Magazine. Either this woman has spent every waking day since pictures of her in her formerly fat status surfaced in the tabloids, or turning 40 means automatic killer [...]

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Heidi Klum Shills for McDonalds

7 August 2006

And if you actually believe German uber babe Heidi Klum eats at McDonalds more than once a year (okay, okay, let’s call it twice a year) then I got a bridge in Londo to sell ya. But I digress. Here are some amusing pictures of Heidi Klum at a McDonalds pretending to eat her Happy [...]

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Jill Wagner “Blade” Promos

6 August 2006

If there’s anything hotter than a hot woman holding a gun I haven’t run across it. Here’s Jill Wagner, uber hottie star of SpikeTV’s “Blade: The Series”, the TV version of David Goyer’s “Blade” movies. Wesley Snipes is gone, replaced by some rapper who can barely act or fight, but never you mind that. Jill [...]

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Sunday Treat: Marisa Miller

6 August 2006

Yes, kids, even more Marisa Miller to chew on because I just can’t get enough of that blonde California girl face and that rockhard, fatless, and flawless body of hers. Does Marisa Miller even eat? And if so, where does all the food go? And why am I asking such dumb questions when there’s a [...]

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Paris Hilton and Tara Reid are Shitfaced

6 August 2006

Drunk people are pretty funny, because invariably they end up doing some really stupid things. So drunk famous people are even funnier (witness the hellapalooza over Mel Gibson’s drunken ways). Then you add the perennially drunk Tara Reid and the perennially back-bending posing Paris Hilton, and you have a recipe for some of the funniest [...]

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Snakes on a Babe? Oh Man…

5 August 2006

Oh man, there is so many things wrong with this, and yet…must…post…can’t…resist…arrrrrrrrrrrgh!!! What the hell, it’s Saturday night, and this is something to keep you busy if you’re like me and the girl you’re stalking has decided to stay at home to wash her hair and take in a Blockbuster video chick flick. (Damn you, [...]

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Some Kate Beckinsale for the Weekend

4 August 2006

The British is invading America, and we don’t mind one bit. Of course it helps that we’re just talking about the realy hot women here, and none of those guys in Redcoats carrying muskets and walking in long lines. But no matter how many hot British women journeys to America’s shores, they will never be [...]

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Kristin Cavallari is Dating a Trucker

4 August 2006

Or at least that’s the impression one gets looking at these pictures of Kristin Cavallari attending some hullalabu held by Maxim Magazine. Actually, the unshaven fellow is her boyfriend Brody Jenner, son of famous (plastic surgeon victim) Olympic skater Bruce Jenner. The spoiled brat, who used to have his own Reality TV show for some [...]

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US Remake of “Grudge 2″ Trailer Online

4 August 2006

You know, normally I would bitch and moan about how Hollywood is stealing Asian films and remaking them pointlessly and all that other good Internet fanboy stuff, but in the case of the “Grudge” movies, I just don’t give a flip. The number one (and only) reason why I don’t care if Hollywood remakes all [...]

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Holly Valance in “D.O.A.” Images

4 August 2006

Our favorite Aussie Holly Valance won’t be returning to the small screen in “Prison Break” just yet (if her character comes back at all, that is), but soon she’ll be making her big screen American debut in the videogame-to-movie film not directed by Uwe Boll called “D.O.A.”, aka “Dead or Alive”. The whole shebang is [...]

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Janet Jackson is Topless in Vibe Magazine (Sorta)

4 August 2006

Well yes, she is topless in the latest issue of Vibe Magazine, but she has that pesky arm over her goodies. Great, so she chooses now to get all modest? Anyways, Janet is coming out with yet another new album, which used to be called “20 Years Old”, but has been changed to “20 Y.O.” [...]

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Kelly Clarkson New Short Haircut

4 August 2006

American Idol OG Kelly Clarkson went and got herself a new, shorter haircut. I can’t say as if it looks all that great on her, but then again, I’m no stylist, so what do I know. Here’s Kelly in concert somewhere looking confused, most likely wondering what the hell happened to make her go get [...]

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Lady Victoria Hervey is Just Barely a Lady

4 August 2006

In the sense that you would consider, say, Princess Diana a “lady”, I mean, which is doubly meaningful considering Hervey’s aristocratic British roots. After all, you don’t get titles like “Lady Victoria Hervey” because you slept over at Michael Jackson and drank Jesus juice. As with Paris Hilton, I’m not entirely sure what Hervey does [...]

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Joanna Krupa Plays Strip Poker (We Wish)

4 August 2006

Can you imagine having to play poker for your tournament life while sitting next to a fine piece of Polish cupcake like Joanna Krupa? Yeah, we wouldn’t win a single hand, either. WickedChopsPoker.com has pictures of Joanna ponying up at the table in Las Vegas during the 2006 World Series of Poker, joining other Hollywood [...]

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Pussycat Dolls Nicole Scherzinger in Ralph Magazine

3 August 2006

Everybody pet the pussy — pet the pussy!!! Ahem. The Pussycat Dolls’ lead singer Nicole Scherzinger (aka the only reason anyone pays any attention to the Pussycat Dolls in the first place) shows up in the latest issue of Ralph Magazine looking good. Not just good, but good, as in, daaaaaaaaaaaaamn she looks fine! That [...]

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Jennifer Love Hewitt and her Boyfriend are Coordinated

3 August 2006

It’s always been my contention that Jennifer Love Hewitt, God bless her well-endowed heart, has always had, shall we say, “issues” with clothes that she wears in public, and these pictures certainly aren’t going to help my perception of her. Here’s Jennifer caught out in public looking very color-coordinated with her nameless boyfriend. She tries [...]

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The Mel Gibson Bash-a-Thon Continues: Mel Drunk Party Pictures

3 August 2006

Oh, Mel. You make one movie about how much you love Jesus Christ, and the first time you “f” it all up, everyone in Hollywood wants to eat your soul. Robert Downey Jr. snorts half the coke coming out of Columbia from 1995 to 2004 and Hollywood falls over themselves to offer him a chance [...]

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This is Why I Love South Park

3 August 2006

I mean, come on! Trey Parker and Matt Stone must have balls the size of the Hollywood sign for them to put something like this out there for the world to see. Frankly I’m shock Comedy Central had enough gajones to let them put out something like this — as a campaign for Emmy votes, [...]

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