Archive | August, 2006

Jessica Simpson is Becoming Anna Nicole Smith

2 August 2006

I think we can all agree that Jessica Simpson isn’t playing when she acts dumb; the woman is, frankly speaking, just plain d-u-m-m! Here’s Jessica Simpson somewhere doing something looking a heck of a lot like a younger, thinner Anna Nicole Smith. I’m not just talking about the blonde hair, the confused look on her [...]

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New Babe Alert: Mia Maestro

2 August 2006

Who is Mia Maestro, and why haven’t I heard about her before? The gorgeous Argentenian was in Wolfgang Petersen’s “Poseidon”, but since noone saw that movie, you’d be forgiven for not having seen Mia’s big-screen American movie debut. Or maybe you saw her on TV in “Alias”? No? Well nevermind, now you know who she [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Will Kick Your Ass

2 August 2006

Or at least she’ll punch you out. Well, she’ll try, anyway, as can be seen from these pictures. After getting a tongue lashing by the producers of her new movie “Georgia Rule” for her partying ways (or as the kids say it, “paaaaaaah-tay”), Lindsay is ready to fight back. Or at least beat up some [...]

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Adam Sandler is Gay, Jessica Biel Isn’t

2 August 2006

In his new romantic comedy, Adam Sandler puts down the clicker to play a not-gay firefighter who poses as a gay firefighter in order to get gay benefits, but he ends up falling for the hot lawyer (Jessica Biel) representing him. Kevin James, (in)famous as the star of the improbably successful sitcom “King of Queens”, [...]

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Random Supermodel of the Day: Tricia Helfer

1 August 2006

Crappy name, great bod. That about sums up Canadian babe Tricia Helfer in a nutshell. The blonde uber babe plays a Cylon robot on the TV show “Battlestar Galactica” bent on enslaving mankind (hey, she can enslave me anyday!) and she’s hosting Canada’s version of “America’s Top Model” called, urm, “Canada’s Top Model”. And here [...]

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Batman Begins Neverending Battle With Gay Ass Joker

1 August 2006

Or at least, the guy who is going to play the Joker in the sequel to Christopher Nolan’s “Batman Begins” is played by Heath Ledger, most known to Americana as one-half of the “I can’t quit you” couple from Ang Lee’s gaystravaganza “Brokeback Mountain”. And the title of Nolan’s sequel? Try “The Dark Knight”. All [...]

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Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson Gets Married

1 August 2006

So Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock went and got themselves hitched on a yacht in St. Tropez (the first of four planned marriage ceremonies, apparently) before hopping onto the beach to paaaaar-tay. And being the classy kids they are, Kid Rock attended the nuptials without his shirt, exposing his buddha belly, and Pam was wearing [...]

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