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Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock are Splitsville

From the Big Book of “No Sh*t, Einstein, tell me something I didn’t already know was gonna happen over four months ago”, here’s news that Pamela Anderson and Detroit rocker Kid Rock has divorced. This, after their epic “four weddings for the sake of it” whirlwind of a wedding waaaaaay back — which, in Hollywood [...]

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Brooke Hogan (aka Hulk Hogan is So Screwed)

Hulk Hogan has his hands full. Can you imagine raising this? According to Wikipedia, Brooke “is a singer and reality television star”, the basis of which, I’m guessing, is that her last name happens to be Hogan and daddy is a big ass famous wrestling star. Now I’m not saying Brooke couldn’t have gained fame [...]

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“Transformers” Live-Acton Footage Online!

Ooops, nevermind. The Powers That Be have pulled it. It was originally on Aint-it-Cool-News, but like all things that shows up on AICN, it was pulled moments later when the studios called and told them to jump or they won’t feed them anymore candies, and AICN loves their sweets. Mind you, there’s absolutely no reason [...]

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Holy Smurf. They’re making a Smurf Movie. WHY???

Fortunately, no, they won’t be coming to a big screen near you as live-action actors in blue suits and giant chef’s hats. Instead, they’ll be “3-D/CG Smurfs”, says producer Jordan Kerner, because “You just can’t make those guys live – it’d be a little weird.” Ya think, Jordie? If you’re interested in this movie, and [...]

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“The Invincible Iron Man” Animation Stills and Trailer

Geeks are going to be happy with this one. Marvel is showing off snippets of “The Invincible Iron Man” animated movie, not to be confused with the live-action one starring Robert Downey Jr. that’s gearing up for production in lalaland. This one is all Marvel and all animated, and it looks pretty damn cool. Over [...]

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Britney Spears Sluts it Up with Paris Hilton

Remember when Britney Spears used to be respectable? Back before the “skank contest with Christina Aguilera” era, before the “K-Fed fiasco”, and the “Chaotic” chaos? Yeah, me, neither. So now that she’s newly minted single, Britney Spears was recently seen out on the town with sociolite wunderkind Paris Hilton giving new meaning to the phrase, [...]

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Carolina Pampita Ardohain Strikes Again

You can’t keep an Argentinian hottie down. But then again, I’m sure no one wants to keep Carolina “Pampita” Ardohain anywhere but in a two-piece bikini and soaking wet on the beach, which is precisely what Caras magazine, in their infinite wisdom, has done. The only thing better than watching such a gorgeous women wearing [...]

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Your Box Office Report: November 27, 2006

You can’t keep a happy penguin down. Those animated penguins of “Happy Feet” kept the #1 position at the box office, doing an additional astounding $39 mil in its second week, totalling over $100 mil for its two weeks of release. Yikes. Bond’s return in “Casino Royale” did slightly lower business, clocking $31 mil for [...]

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Hilary Swank Bikini Pictures

What’s a two-time Oscar winner gotta do to get a little respect in Hollywood? Well, if you look like Halle Berry or Jessica Alba, then not a whole lot. But if you look like Hilary Swank, slipping on a two-piece white bikini to show off some ridiculously shapely and hot body ain’t such a bad [...]

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“My Wife is a Gangster 3″ Poster and Trailers

If you’re a fan of fun Asian cinema (not those stuffy, “universal theme drama” junk), then you’ve probably seen and loved both of the “My Wife is a Gangster” action-comedy movies. Those two starred a Korean actress, but for the third time around, the producers have nabbed Hong Kong starlet Qi Shu for the leading [...]

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