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Stupid Hollywood: “Weekend at Bernie’s” Remake

28 February 2007

Because you demanded it, and because the majority of Hollywood is morally and creatively bankrupt, they’ve gone back all the way to 1989 (you know, the “Crappy Age of Cinema”?) to find their next latest inspiration — “Weekend at Bernie’s”, about two dorks who takes a dead guy around with them so they can use [...]

Samantha Harris at the Oscars

28 February 2007

I didn’t watch the Oscars, and by now you’ve fully realized my disdain for all things “Hollywood glamour”, but I sure wish I had seen Samantha Harris on the red carpet live and in person. I’ve forgotten what show Samantha Harris is a part of, maybe it’s “Access” or “E!” or “Entertainment Tonight”, or a [...]

Missy Peregrym Joins the Cast of “Heroes”

28 February 2007

As if having Ali Larter and young Hayden Panettiere (did I spell that right?) on the show wasn’t already a guarantee of “Heroes” achieving “uber babe status”, now they’ve gone and done it — adding former “Black Sash” babe Missy Peregrym to the mix. Our little Missy will be playing a character named Candice Wilmer, [...]

I’m So Hot for Jessica Alba Right Now, aka “Fantastic Four 2″ Trailer #2

28 February 2007

In the latest TV trailer for “Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer”, they talk about “someone who can eat planets”, and they show the Silver Surfer zooming around. One character also says that 8 days after the Silver Surfer appears on a planet, the planet dies. Which leads me to these questions: “When [...]

Keeley Hazell Invades America — We Surrender!

28 February 2007

Perennial Zoo Magazine cover girl (and inserts — oh what inserts!) Keeley Hazell recently took time off turning on British men everywhere to invade the shores of America — L.A., to be exact, for this incredible photoshoot. (At this point I’m inclined to make some joke about Keeley and the “Hollywood hills” (get it? Keeley [...]

The “Face” and “Body” of Mixed Martial Arts Fighting: Gina Carano

27 February 2007

Chicks fighting is already hot enough, but when you give them Muay Thai training and killer punching and kicking ability, and you have the stuff of legendary wet dreams. Then again, it’s probably a good idea to only see Gina Carano in your dreams, because seeing her live, in person, might end with you on [...]

I Miss “Andromeda”, but Mostly Just Lexa Doig

27 February 2007

Okay, okay, maybe I don’t really miss the show “Andromeda” per se. I’ve only seen a couple of episodes, and those were very late at night when the show is in syndication. I’m sorry, but I just never “got” the show, especially since their guns look like, well, dildos. I mean, what’s up with that? [...]

Whose Onboard the Enterprise for J.J. Abrams’ “Star Trek XI”?

27 February 2007

I have absolutely no idea if these casting rumors are true, false, somewhere in-between, or not a chance in hell. IGN Movies reports these following rumors: Try Matt Damon, Adrien Brody, and Gary Sinese for Captain James T. Kirk, Mr. Spock and Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy, respectively. Probably. Maybe. Take it for what you [...]

Victoria Beckham to do Reality TV?

27 February 2007

With her singing career stalled (re: deader than Rosie O’Donnell’s sex appeal), former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham is eyeing a resurrection via a reality TV show based on her life. She’s due to make the move to the United States when hubby David Beckham arrives in L.A. to play soccer for the Galaxy, so this [...]

Jennifer Aniston Does the Bikini Thing

27 February 2007

It must suck to be a celebrity. Everywhere you go, there are photographers waiting anxiously to snap pictures of you in your skivvies or waiting for you to do something like picking your nose. Of course, whenever I start entertaining thoughts like this, I am quickly reminded that celebrities make an obscene amount of money [...]

Al Gore is a Robot … and a Hypocrite

27 February 2007

Wow, what a shocker. Another wannabe hippie shows his true colors, and it’s not even remotely green. Unless, of course, you count all the green he’s raking in from telling everyone that he is green, ala making a movie about the environment, preaching at the Oscars, and just generally acting like a stiff douche to [...]

J.J. Abrams Back on Star Trek XI? I’m Confused.

27 February 2007

First he was off the project, and now he’s back on. Who can keep up with this guy? His career has more twists and turns than an episode of his show “Lost”. (Mind you, not that I’ve actually seen a whole episode of “Lost”, or know enough about it to make such a parallel, but [...]

The Big List of 2007 Razzies Winners

27 February 2007

Remember when people actually liked Sharon Stone? Not only was she a pretty good actress, but she also brought the spotlight on that little known cause celeb called “AIDS”, because as we all know, gosh darn it, Hollywood just doesn’t talk about AIDS enough, and it’s up to someone like Stone to bring attention to [...]

Lust in Translation with Leah Dizon

27 February 2007

Leah Dizon isn’t Japanese, but she plays one in Japan, where she’s a singer, actress, and Japanese TV regular. Born in Vegas, our Sin City lass somehow found her way to the Land of the Rising Sun, where she’s discovered that the Japanese are incredibly hard working, but they’re also incredibly perverse, too, and any [...]

More Proof Julia Ormond is Still Alive

27 February 2007

Some of you didn’t believe me when I posted a while ago that Julia Ormond was still alive and kicking and starring in movies again after what seemed like a century or two hiatus. That’s what it felt like when a woman with Hollywood at her beck and call just ups and heads Across the [...]

Antonella Barba Sex Scandal Watch: The Denials

27 February 2007

The pictures have come out — the ones of Antonella modeling in a see-through white shirt and little else on, at, and in a public fountain, and of course, those, um, just a tad more salacious pictures of Antonella doing, um, the “thing” with some guy. Now it’s time for the denials. Amanda Coluccio, who [...]

Angie Harmon Gets Involved in Women’s Murder Club

27 February 2007

So here’s the premise for Angie Harmon’s new TV show, “Women’s Murder Club”: “A homicide detective, a medical examiner, a newspaper reporter and a young assistant district attorney work together to solve homicide investigations. Based on a book by James Patterson.” It’s actually based on a series of books by Patterson, who if you don’t [...]

Ciara in King Magazine

27 February 2007

Post-Bow Wow, Ciara continues to wow. (Get it? Bow Wow? Wow? Oh, I kill me.) Anyways, she’s quickly becoming my favorite R&B chick. Then again, it’s not like I know a whole lot of these girls. Let’s see, there’s Ciara, and Rihanna, and, um, are there more? I dunno. Probably not. Wait, what was I [...]

Movie Preview: “Skinwalkers”

26 February 2007

I love me a low-budget horror movie. No, wait, let me rephrase that. I love me a cool low-budget horror movie. A horror flick needn’t have a big Hollywood budget to draw my attention, and “Skinwalkers” doesn’t have a big budget from the looks of it, but director Jason Isaacs seems to have gotten the [...]

Random Supermodel of the Day: Michella Cruz

26 February 2007

Michella Cruz, not to be confused with “Michelle Cruz” (um, I don’t know who that is, either), is a supermodel of, I assume, Latin origins. Or, to be exact, she hails from Cruzeiro, Vale do Paraíba, Brazil. That’s right. Yet another Brazilian supermodel graces the Random Page. Am I doing this on purpose? Is this [...]

The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Archive | February, 2007

Stupid Hollywood: “Weekend at Bernie’s” Remake

Samantha Harris at the Oscars

Missy Peregrym Joins the Cast of “Heroes”

I’m So Hot for Jessica Alba Right Now, aka “Fantastic Four 2″ Trailer #2

Keeley Hazell Invades America — We Surrender!

The “Face” and “Body” of Mixed Martial Arts Fighting: Gina Carano

I Miss “Andromeda”, but Mostly Just Lexa Doig

Whose Onboard the Enterprise for J.J. Abrams’ “Star Trek XI”?

Victoria Beckham to do Reality TV?

Jennifer Aniston Does the Bikini Thing

Al Gore is a Robot … and a Hypocrite

J.J. Abrams Back on Star Trek XI? I’m Confused.

The Big List of 2007 Razzies Winners

Lust in Translation with Leah Dizon

More Proof Julia Ormond is Still Alive

Antonella Barba Sex Scandal Watch: The Denials

Angie Harmon Gets Involved in Women’s Murder Club

Ciara in King Magazine

Movie Preview: “Skinwalkers”

Random Supermodel of the Day: Michella Cruz

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