Archive | April, 2007

Ashlee Simpson Continues to Wallow in Denial about Plastic Surgery

26 April 2007

Seriously, who does Ashlee Simpson think she’s kidding? It’s been what, a year since she got a nose job? And apparently she didn’t stop there. You can see the dramatic transformation she made from “punk wannabe” to “big sister wannabe”. It’s obvious to anyone with eyes and two brain cells to rub together that Ashlee [...]

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Chuck Russell to Direct MANDRAKE THE MAGICIAN Movie

26 April 2007

Via MovieHole, here’s news that “Scorpion King” and “Eraser” director Chuck Russell is set to helm the live-action big-screen adaptation of Mandrake the Magician. Written by Josh Oppenheimer and Thomas Dean Donnelly, the film follows the magician’s entrance into a world of grand magic and adventure. Jackson Mandrake has always lived life on the edge. [...]

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Rossella Brescia

26 April 2007

Mama mia! It’s Rosella Brescia from Italia! (Let me quickly apologize for this gross stereotype of the Italian speaking pattern. I am so ashamed.) Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is the babelicoius Rossella Brescia, a trained dancer turned actress hailing from Martina Franca, Italy, which as everyone knows, is internationally known for their [...]

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CABIN FEVER 2 Gets Even More Bloody Images

26 April 2007

Fangoria’s got even more bloody (literally) images from the in-progress “Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever”, the (sure to be very bloody) sequel to Eli Roth’s 2002 original. In the sequel, a high school prom faces a deadly threat: a flesh-eating virus (from the original, one presumes) that spreads via a popular brand of bottled water. [...]

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Scottish Twang with Kirsty Gallacher

26 April 2007

And I thought American sports babes had the market cornered on hardbodied “reporters”. Apparently the Scots have something to say about that. Evidence A for your pleasure: the hardbodied and sexy Kirsty Gallacher, who started her sports career with Sky Sports News before moving onto 90 Minutes, Soccer Extra, Kirsty and Phil, and Soccer AM. [...]

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Tyrese Gibson and Zombies Attack in CONDITION DEAD

26 April 2007

You know I love me my zombie movies, so this news from ComingSoon is right up my alley. It would appear “Transformers” dude Tyrese Gibson, who was last mentioned to be trying to get a Luke Cage movie made, will be producing a zombie movie called “Condition Dead” that will be “a no-holds barred zombie [...]

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Rocio Guirao Diaz Does the Lingerie Thing Again

26 April 2007

You can’t keep a hot woman in lingerie down, and really, why would you want to? Well, no one would want to, unless you were weird or something. You know, such as you live in your parent’s basement, or attic, or between the walls, in which case I don’t know how you managed to access [...]

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Vanessa Minnillo Bongo Ads

26 April 2007

It’s tough to be a hot girl in America. You got guys crawling all over you, you win beauty pageants without trying, and jobs on MTV gets thrown at you like confetti. To top it off, you get handsome singer boyfriends, bikini holidays in Hawaii, and movie roles fall into your lap without you even [...]

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A Few More FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER Images

25 April 2007

“Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer” will be out June 15th, 2007, but I’ll be damn if I can’t find anyone who is really all that interested in it. It’s kinda like the first one, which is what I’ve said from the beginning when they announced the sequel. I have nothing against “Fantastic [...]

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Country Goodness with Taylor Swift

25 April 2007

What’s this? A potential challenger to the throne of Country Music Hotness? Hey, why not. Although Shania Twain and Faith Hill have provided us with many pleasures over the years, it’s about time someone came around to knock them off their perch. Could that person be 17-year old Taylor Swift, who first made it big [...]

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Happy Administrative Professionals Day — aka Secretary’s Day

25 April 2007

Administrative Professionals Day is basically Secretary’s Day. In fact, it was called that before political correctness set in and people felt “Administrative Professionals Day” sounded a lot better than Secretary’s Day. But have no doubt about it, it’s still just Secretary’s Day. Mind you, not that there’s anything wrong with that. If I had a [...]

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Spielberg and Hanks Visits WWII Again with THE PACIFIC Mini-Series

25 April 2007

Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks’ 10-hour mini-series “Band of Brothers” remakes, to this day, 6 years after its premiere, the seminal World War II work for me, mini-series or otherwise. Over the course of those 10 hours, I cried, laughed, feared, and wince in pain as young men fell to free Europe from Hitler’s Nazis. [...]

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Heather Mills Eliminated from DANCING WITH THE STARS

25 April 2007

Here’s how much I know about ABC’s mega hit “Dancing With the Stars” show — I still don’t know what the winners get. I mean, do they get free dance lessons for life? Free tap shoes? What exactly does winning “Dancing with the Stars” means besides, you know, winning “Dancing with the Stars”? Anyhoo, nevermind [...]

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Asia Nitollano Wins SEARCH FOR THE NEXT PUSSYCAT DOLLS

25 April 2007

In case you missed it (or actually, in case you’re one of the 10 people who actually watches the show and cares who wins), the winner of “Search for the Next Pussycat Dolls” is Asia Nitollano, who outlasted the two other Doll-wannabe finalists, Melissa Smith and Chelsea Korka. So who exactly is this newest Pussycat [...]

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Alicia Witt is Scorching Hot

25 April 2007

If you ever wondered what Julianne Moore looked like when she was younger, you needn’t look any further than Alicia Witt. And no, I’m not talking about body of work. Alicia has done some good work, but I don’t quite think “Urban Legend” comes anywhere close to, oh, “Boogie Nights” or a dozen other Julianne [...]

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THE REAL WEDDING CRASHERS Are Real Rating Stinkers

25 April 2007

If “Punk’d” wunderkind Ashton Kutcher ever had the midas touch (and I’m not sure he ever did), it’s gone now, as his new show, “The Real Wedding Crashers”, tanked in the ratings despite a powerful lead-in in the massive hit “Heroes”. The show’s 1-hour premiere averaged a 5.0 rating and an 8 share in overnight [...]

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Miss Australia Carly Hanson Booted from Miss Universe for Nude Photos

25 April 2007

It hasn’t been a good couple of years to be a beauty pageant winner. First Miss USA, then Miss Teen USA, then Miss Great Britain — one by one by one they fell, toppled by their own uber hotness. (Except for Miss USA; she just drank way too damn much.) Now you can add Miss [...]

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Latin Flavor: Pamela David

25 April 2007

My old standby, Wikipedia, doesn’t have very much on our Latin Flavor of the day. Here’s what it had to say: “Pamela David is an Argentinian television star & model who found fame in the reality TV show ‘El BarTV 2′. She is originally from Santiago del Estero.” Bah! I am so disillusioned. Thankfully IMDB.com [...]

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Brit Babe Invasion: Konnie Huq

25 April 2007

British babe Konnie Huq (her last name is pronounced “Huck”, so don’t be doing any “I wanna hug Konnie” jokes, ya bums) was born and raised in Ealing, London, but her parents are Indians from Bangladesh (thus the East Asian looks, in case you were wondering). Currently, Huq co-hosts the BBC children’s television show “Blue [...]

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BALLS OF FURY Trailer and Images

24 April 2007

So sue me, but I’m dying to see this one. What’s it about? “A washed-up ping-pong champion must reclaim his skills after being recruited by the government to go undercover and bust a crime lord, who hosts an annual ping-pong tournament in which all the losers are executed.” Yeah, it’s that silly. But hey, it [...]

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