Archive | April, 2007

Poker Babe Erin Ness

19 April 2007

How could someone this cute be this good at poker? Apparently Erin Ness is — that cute, and that good at poker. After landing a gig as one of Maxim’s photo assistants, she subsequently won the company’s poker tourney, got a free ride to the 2004 World Series of Poker Main Event in Las Vegas, [...]

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The Miami Heat Dance Team is the Hottest Team in the NBA

19 April 2007

The Houston Rockets are about to invade the NBA Playoffs and kick some Jazz ass in the first round, but alas, the Houston Rockets Dance Team (aka the Power Dancers) won’t be hoisting a championship trophy, having lost to the Miami Heat Dance Team in the final round of the NBA’s Dance Team championships. This [...]

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COLOSSUS: THE FORBIN PROJECT Remake On the Way

19 April 2007

Variety reports that Brian Grazer, head honcho of Imagine Entertainment, has already put a scribe to writing a remake of the 1970 sci-fi movie “Colossus: The Forbin Project”, with an eye toward his studio partner Ron Howard directing. Based on a book by D.F. Jones, the original film was a forerunner of movies like “Terminator,” [...]

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Sanjaya Malakar Eliminated from American Idol

19 April 2007

Good news and bad news, guys — the good news is that the horribly untalented Sanjaya Malakar has finally been eliminated from American Idol last night (suck on it, Howard Stern!), but the bad news is that we won’t be seeing anymore of Sanjaya’s sister, Shyamali, Sanjaya’s insanely hot 19-year old sister and ex-Hooters waitress, [...]

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India Presses Criminal Charges Against Richard Gere for Kissing Shilpa Shetty

19 April 2007

The insanity in India continues, as here comes news that formal criminal charges have been filed against Richard Gere for committing “an obscene act” in publicly. As you’ll recall (unless you have attention memory loss, that is), Gere innocently kissed Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty during a televised AIDS awareness event in New Delhi. After which, [...]

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I Wanna Some Ivana Milicevic

18 April 2007

Ivana Milicevic is an official Bond Girl, which I think means all she has to do is be in a James Bond movie, which she qualifies, having appeared in the recent “Casino Royale” version of England’s most deadly (and suave) spy. Hailing from the chaotic Sarajevo, Bosnia & Herzegovina (aka Yugoslavia before the big kibosh), [...]

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Mandy Moore in Another Bona Fide Stinker, LICENSE TO WED

18 April 2007

Poor Mandy Moore. I like the girl. I really, really do. How much? Heck, I sobbed openly (and embarrassingly) at the end of “A Walk to Remember”. But what has poor Mandy done since? How about “Try Seventeen”, “Saved!”, “Chasing Liberty”, and “American Dreamz”. What, you’ve never heard of any of those? Well chances are [...]

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Brit Babe Invasion: Sarah Harding

18 April 2007

Leave it to the British to go from being a part of a girl band to getting into modeling. Mind you, not that I’m complaining, because I think Sarah Harding looks a lot better than she sings. Then again, I’ve never heard her or her fellow Girls Aloud bandmates sing, so maybe I’m just talking [...]

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Haley Scarnato is Season Six’s Idol Hottie

18 April 2007

Yeah, we know Haley Scarnato has been kicked off American Idol since last week, but we’re still feeling her absence from the show, especially since we (and when I say “we”, I of course mean “me”) barely got through last night’s episode, and aren’t even sure if we’re going to watch tonight’s Results Show. But [...]

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Kate Beckinsale is … BARBARELLA?

18 April 2007

The latest Hollywood remake news is that British import Kate Beckinsale is in the running for the totally unnecessary (but they’re gonna do it anyway) remake of “Barbarella”, a role originally assayed by a pre-hippie Jane Fonda and based on the comic books by Jean-Claude Forest. This news comes courtesy of Moviehole, who points out [...]

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A Review of MY NAME IS BRUCE, Plot Details

18 April 2007

It’s not easy being a B-list actor with fans in the millions based on a couple of movies you did in the late ’70s/early ’80s where you were mostly covered in blood and got tossed around a forest by your “best friend”, who seemed to really enjoy hurting you. Then your career amounts to playing [...]

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Final TRANSFORMERS Posters and Standee

18 April 2007

Via ComingSoon, here are some new “Transformers” posters and theater standees (you know, those big posters you see standing in the theater lobbies?) that you may or may not have seen before recently sent out by Paramount Pictures. DreamWorks Pictures has released the final psoters and a photo of a new standee for director Michael [...]

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Ridley Scott Pursues Russian CHILD 44

18 April 2007

How something like an unpublished (re: unfinished) novel gets sold to film companies is a mystery to me. Even more of a mystery than why film companies buy something that isn’t even finished, much less seen what the reaction to it is from the book buying public. I guess it’s all about taking risks, which [...]

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JERICHO Gets a Second Season?

18 April 2007

Fans of CBS’s nuke drama rejoice! It appears that CBS has renewed “Jericho” for a full second season — or at least according to the blokes over at SyFy Portal, who says, “A source tells SyFy Portal that CBS is expected to pick up “Jericho” for a second season, although it may move to a [...]

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Random Supermodel of the Day: Juliana Martins

18 April 2007

Says Wikipedia about our Random Supermodel of the Day: Juliana Martins (born on October 3, 1984 in José Bonifácio, São Paulo state) is a Brazilian model. She worked for Sports Illustrated, and contested in the 1997 Elite Model Look. Juliana Martins was labeled the Brazilian Cindy Crawford by John Casablancas when she was thirteen years [...]

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Carrie Underwood Sexy at the CMT Awards

18 April 2007

Speaking about feeling guilty ogling a hot woman, I feel exactly the same way when I saw these pictures of former American Idol winner Carrie Underwood performing at the recent CMT Awards. I mean, damn, when did Carrie Underwood even developed the ability to be this sexy? She used to be cute and darling and [...]

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Hilary Duff in Blender

18 April 2007

The more I see of Hilary Duff, the more I’m really starting to like what I see, which leads to a feeling of guilt. Why? Because Hilary Duff has always presented herself, and indeed, seems to really be a nice, sweet girl-next-door type. Never sexy, never tried to be, and then — bam. There was [...]

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More Tori Praver

18 April 2007

Supermodels are like chocolate bars — when you get that taste in your mouth, you just can’t stop with one. And if that makes any sense to you at all, you should immediately send me $50 each right now (paypal sucker@freemoney.com, please), because I have a rhino and a giraffe I’ve been having my eye [...]

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Sanjaya Malakar is Maxim’s “Girl of the Day”

17 April 2007

With the caption, “Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow”, those kooky guys over at Maxim has deemed American Idol’s Sanjaya Malakar as their “Girl of the Day“. Obviously this is a big joke, as Sanjaya isn’t a girl. Right? Frankly I’d just ignore Sanjaya and do something on his sister Shyamali Malakar. I mean, come on, Maxim [...]

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Jenna Fischer in a Corset and Net Stockings Pictures from BLADES OF GLORY

17 April 2007

As I am wont to do, I was checking my referral logs for the month, and saw that there was quite a bit of searching for “Jenna Fischer in a corset”. After some investigation, I realized you guys were looking for that scene from the Will Ferrell comedy “Blades of Glory” where Jenna Fischer’s character [...]

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