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Videos: Christopher Walken Cooks a Chicken with Pears

31 July 2007

Actor Christopher Walken cooks a chicken, and calls it “Chicken with Pears”. Then he uploads it to YouTube. Or someone uploads it to YouTube. Except the clip isn’t labeled as having Christopher Walken in it, but if you look at the clip, it’s clearly Walken. If you didn’t know who Christopher Walken was, you’d probably see the clip and think, “This dude is cooking a chicken. So?” Well, it IS Christopher Walken, and it’s unendingly fascinating. Why? Because it’s Christopher Walken and only Christopher Walken would think of making a video of himself cooking a chicken with pears. It’s Crhistopher Frakkin’ Walken COOKING WITH PEARS.

Britney Spears + Stripper Pole = Sexy?

31 July 2007

Now think about this: Britney Spears on a stripper pole. It conjures up some pretty decent images, right? But then you have to consider that this is POST-K-Fed Britney. You know, post-bald head Britney. The “Oops I Did it Again” Britney is gone and dead, folks, buried for all time. What we’re left with, then, is the same Britney Spears who destroyed an OK photoshoot and has been known to, as my nephew would say, “chunk it up” something fierce. For her latest music video, Britney Spears is required to wear very skimpy (i.e. skanky) fishnet stockings and black leather and grind against a pole. Now seriously, what could POSSIBLY not be sexy about that? Um, judge for yourself…

Bionic Woman’s New Sister Lucy Hale

31 July 2007

Not content to piss of gays when they “ungay” a character on their hit show “Heroes”, the fine folks over at NBC has “un-deaf” a character on their new, upcoming sci-fi show “The Bionic Woman” with Michelle Ryan. Now, instead of the lead character’s bratty little sister being a deaf Goth, she’ll instead be a NOT deaf computer hacker played by Lucy Hale. Hey, I don’t mind the change at all. I’ve seen previews of the pilot and clips with the deaf sister, and talk about annoying. I know it’s all about the “teen angst” but come on, there’s only so much we the audience can take!

Angelina Jolie: The Wet Moments

31 July 2007

Angelina Jolie moments are a dime a dozen. Hell, if I had a dime for every Angelina Jolie moment, I would be a millionaire. Then again, I should be shot for using such a cliche. But I digress. Here’s one of Angelina Jolie’s best moments — getting wet for a photoshoot. I don’t know why they decided to use water, or why Angelina Jolie is sticking out her tongue like she’s ready to lick something really, really tasty, but it just is, and this Angelina Jolie Wet Moment is brought to you by the fine folks at Sheeps R Us. Sheeps R Us, where we sell good sheeps, or bust.

Celebrity Cleavage: Melanie “Mel B.” Brown

31 July 2007

In her day job as a member of the now-defunct (but reuniting) Spice Girls, Melanie “Mel B.” Brown goes by the moniker of “Scary Spice”, but let me tell you, there is NOTHING scary about that cleavage she’s sporting. Besides having the misfortune of carrying Eddie Murphy’s love child to fruition, Mel B. is a noted bi-sexual, and is quoted as saying, “people can call me lesbian, bisexual or heterosexual, but I know who’s in my bed and that’s it – I have a huge libido and a great sex life.” You go, girl! (And keep showing that cleavage. Holy cow. You know what’s “scary” about Mel B.? That she’s THIS hot and I never noticed. Shame on me!)

Carolina Pampita Ardohain Bikini Madness

31 July 2007

Who is Carolina Pampita Ardohain and dear God why does she look so righteous in a two-piece bikini? That’s like asking, “What’s this sun you speak off, and why is it so blasted hot?” Carolina Pampita Ardohain + hot bikini = you don’t say? Because, well, you don’t have to say it, it just speaks for itself. Don’t forget to catch Carolina on “S.Q.P.”, where she plays the pivotal role of … Carolina Pampita Ardohain. And she does it so well, too! I’ve seen good actresses, but no one does Carolina Pampita Ardohain better than Carolina Pampita Ardohain. Um, yeah. I am blathering, so what of it?

Bikini-Clad LeAnn Rimes in Shape Magazine

31 July 2007

You may have heard something about it: Country music’s she’s-all-grown-up-now darling LeAnn Rimes recently made a splash on the cover and in the pages of Shape Magazine, wearing nothing but a two-piece bikini. I especially like the American flag theme for the bikini. Somehow, LeAnn Rimes + America = It all make sense. In the article, LeAnn reveals her tips for staying in shape (apparently it’s all about the yoga), or more correctly, how to look drop dead gorgeous. Let’s face it, country music folks aren’t supposed to look this fit, or at least, I’ve never seen one that was. In any case, here are the rest of those pictures of LeAnn Rimes in Shape Magazine.

Kirsten Dunst is Looking Sexy

31 July 2007

I will admit it, I’ve been down on Kirsten Dunst lately. She hasn’t exactly looked good in anything she’s been in, and I’m talking everything from movies to just everyday life. She just seems to be going down faster than Britney Spears’ sanity. But I’ll grant her this, Kirsten Dunst is looking pretty damn good here. The legs, the seductive poses, the legs — did I mention the legs? I love women with long legs, I think you can figure that out from my obsession with Stacy Keibler. (Speaking of which, haven’t seen a lot of Stacy lately…) But I digress. Here’s Kirsten Dunst trying to get back her sex appeal. It’s working…

Video: Stewie Beats Up Brian on Family Guy

30 July 2007

This is, bar none, my favorite scene from FOX’s “Family Guy”. In it, Brian (the family’s talking dog) has borrowed money from Stewie (the family’s talking baby), and now Stewie has come to collect. It starts out perfectly fine, with Brian just finishing taking a show (yes, the family dog takes showers), when he’s confronted by Stewie, who asks him for the money. Brian says he doesn’t have it, and that’s when the pain starts. The beating seems to go on forever and it’s INSANELY FUNNY. You gotta see this.

Pete Sampras Inducted into the Tennis Hall of Fame

30 July 2007

I like Pete Sampras. I don’t like a whole lot about tennis (again, that whole “everyone must be quiet” when they serve the ball is retarded), but I like how Sampras played the game. He was a talented and tough SOB and he really just went out there and DID it without fanfare. That works for me. I appreciate that in a professional. Sure, most people liked Agassi and blah blah blah, but give me the substance instead of the flash any day. The 35-year-old Sampras was recently inducted into the Tennis Hall of Fame, which is a given, but the more impressive accomplishment? He nabbed a hot wife in actress Bridgette Wilson, a blond bombshell if there ever was one. I got first serve at Mrs. Pete Sampras!

Natalie Gulbis Wins her First LPGA Tourney

30 July 2007

You know what they were saying about the LPGA’s only player with sex appeal? (Annika Sorenstam comes close, but I need to see more of her (if you know what I mean) before I can safely say that.) They were calling her the “Anna Kournikova” of golf, meaning of course that she has the looks (and the bikini pictures) but not the titles. Well kiss that label goodbye, suckas. Last Saturday Golfer Natalie Gulbis beat out South Korea’s Jang Jeong to win the hardware at the the Evian Masters, her first major win as well as the biggest purse on the European Tour. Basically, the hot girl who golfs actually CAN golf!

Country Goodness with Danielle Peck

30 July 2007

Is Danielle Peck the next country music superstar? If looks were the indicator of such things, I’d say Yes. But since it’s not, and I haven’t heard her sing before, well, we’ll just have to wait and see. But country music sure can use a major injection of sex appeal. The last time someone turned heads while singing country songs was Faith Hill, and it’s been a looooooong time since her introduction to the world. Sure, there’s Carrie Underwood, but isn’t she more “cute pretty” than hot? I’m not saying Danielle Peck has what it takes to pick up Faith Hill’s reign of hotness, but I’m willing to give her a chance. Damn, I haven’t been this interested in country music in a while. Now where did I put those old Tanya Tucker CDs…

It Doesn’t Suck to be … Reggie Bush

30 July 2007

It sure doesn’t suck to be Reggie Bush. The former USC running back blasted onto the NFL with the New Orleans after those idiots in Houston took Mario Williams at #1 instead of him, and did to pros just what he has been doing to college athletes — he ran rings around them. And now word is that Reggie Bush is putting it to big booty and bodacious socialite Kim Kardashian, who has yet to meet a famous black dude she didn’t want to cozy that big booty up to. (Did I mention that Kim Dardashian has a really juicy big booty?) Is there any doubt that Bush will be even better in his second NFL career? If this guy doesn’t end up in the Superbowl sooner or later, I’m going to eat my leather shoe, and it tastes really, really awful.

The Rise and Fall of Lindsay Lohan

30 July 2007

The guys over at People Magazine chronicles the rise and fall of Hollywood tart Lindsay Lohan in their current issue (“From Rehab to Arrest in 11 Days” is the title). They have a number of great pictures in the issue, including one where Lindsay Lohan poses in a two-piece bikini with her ankle bracelet clearly visible. One thinks she did it just to show off the bracelet, which basically tells you that she never took her sobriety seriously. I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that wearing the ankle bracelet that was designed to detect if she was boozing it up was some kind of status symbol with her. “Look, guys, I’m like totally gangsta!” Or some such.

Celebrity Cleavage: Gail O’Grady

30 July 2007

How exactly did Gail O’Grady go from playing hot-to-trot police secretary Donna Abandando (don’t you just love that name?) on “NYPD Blue” to someone’s mom on “American Dreams” and “Hidden Palms”? I don’t know, but she did, and, um, stuff. Gail O’Grady is 43 years young, which qualifies her for MILF status if she’s so inclined. She’s certainly still very hot-to-trot, which means she’s allowed to do just about anything she wants. When you look this good at this age and can still play the cleavage card with such BAM!, you’re gold, baby. Someone get Gail O’Grady into an erotic thriller before it’s too late! Stat, guys, stat!

Down Under with Emma Cornell

30 July 2007

God Bless Reality TV. Without the neverending stream of new and old and old/new Reality TV shows adapted from one country or another, we would never get the chance to see girls like Emma Cornell find fame and fortune and then pose in magazines like Zoo. Because, let’s face it, these girls will never end up the next Madonna or Julia Roberts, but a modeling career in lad’s magazines are within reach. And without their exposure on these endless series of Reality TV shows, how would we ever notice them in the first place? So I say, bring on the Reality TV! Let it never end! Muahhahahahahahha. And such.

Meagan Good is Unleashed

30 July 2007

If you don’t recognize the name, maybe you recognize the face. Meagan Good was the female star of the male dancing movie “Stomp the Yard” (yeah, a movie about dancing, starring mostly males, uh huh). Yeah, I know, I’m waiting like crazy for South Park to make fun of that movie, too, just the same way they made fun of “You Got Served”. Seriously, you KNOW a parody of all these urban-themed dancing movies are coming. How can you not make fun of a bunch of buffed up dudes dancing in sync? That’s tailor-made for comedy right there! And oh yeah, here’s Meagan Good in Unleashed Magazine. I’d like to stomp HER yard, if you know what I mean.

Elisabetta Gregoraci Bikini Madness

30 July 2007

Frankly I’m sick and tired of telling you about Elisabetta Gregoraci, the gorgeous Italian babe known primarily for, well, being a gorgeous Italian beauty. Here’s the latest batch of photos of her to hit the Internet — bikini pictures of the gorgeous thing on the beach in a two-piece bikini. She was with a very old guy, who I have done my best to excised from the pictures, because let’s face it, who wants to see a fat old guy when there’s Elisabetta Gregoraci to be ogle? Seriously, what kind of sick world is this that really fat and old dudes who happens to be billionaires can go around hitting THIS level of poon? It’s just not right, I tell you. It’s just not right! Anyhoo, here’s your Elisabetta Gregoraci bikini madness. Enjoy. I did.

Sunday Treat: Elsa Benitez

29 July 2007

Let me first apologize for posting that picture of Nancy Pelosi below. Damn, and I thought Hilary Clinton was the ultimate boner killer — Nancy Pelosi comes in about second there! To offset Nancy “Boner Killer” Pelosi, here is Mexican supermodel Elsa Benitez. Yes, that’s right, I said Mexican. She’s not Brazilian. See? And I bet you guys think all I do is post pictures of Brazilian supermodels all day. Ha! Shows how much you know. (Maybe tomorrow…) Elsa lists Linda Evangelista as her childhood idol, which is not a bad choice, but marrying Rony Seikaly certainly was. What was she thinking???

The Hill’s 50 Most Beautiful People on Capitol Hill

28 July 2007

From what I can figure, The Hill is an online political site, and they have an annual list of “50 Most Beautiful People on Capital Hill” where they list, obviously, the 50 most people working in Washington at the moment. Or at least, that’s the premise. But when they put Nancy Pelosi (pictured left), who constantly looks like she’s about to get run over by an Amtrak train at their #4, should we even take them seriously? But wait, don’t judge The Hill’s list by their mind-boggling inclusion of Heart Attack Pelosi on the list, they’ve got some pretty spiffy looking babes there, and some hunks for you girls out there. No surprise that most of the “beautiful” people are aids to politicians, since as we all know, all politicians are old white male fogeys with no sex appeal. With the exception of Nancy Pelosi. She’s an old white FEMALE fogey with no sex appeal.

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Archive | July, 2007

Videos: Christopher Walken Cooks a Chicken with Pears

Britney Spears + Stripper Pole = Sexy?

Bionic Woman’s New Sister Lucy Hale

Angelina Jolie: The Wet Moments

Celebrity Cleavage: Melanie “Mel B.” Brown

Carolina Pampita Ardohain Bikini Madness

Bikini-Clad LeAnn Rimes in Shape Magazine

Kirsten Dunst is Looking Sexy

Video: Stewie Beats Up Brian on Family Guy

Pete Sampras Inducted into the Tennis Hall of Fame

Natalie Gulbis Wins her First LPGA Tourney

Country Goodness with Danielle Peck

It Doesn’t Suck to be … Reggie Bush

The Rise and Fall of Lindsay Lohan

Celebrity Cleavage: Gail O’Grady

Down Under with Emma Cornell

Meagan Good is Unleashed

Elisabetta Gregoraci Bikini Madness

Sunday Treat: Elsa Benitez

The Hill’s 50 Most Beautiful People on Capitol Hill

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