Archive for October, 2007
One Reason to Watch CNN’s Headline News: Robin Meade
Oh let’s face it — the only reason anyone ever watches CNN’s Headline News Cable Show is if we’re really board or we happen to be channel surfing when we run across Robin Meade doing her anchor desk duties. As every horny guy knows, cable TV news is full of women who looks more like models than actual journalists. Now I’m not saying that Robin Meade has no journalistic resume to speak off, but I am saying you don’t carry around those “talents” of hers and not use them, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Hint hint, wink wink. Here’s one reason why Robin Meade might be a tad distracting when she’s trying to interview you about, er, insulation, or something.
Zac Efron Gets Married to Leslie Mann in 17
Yeah I know, “Knocked Up” was a pretty funny movie, but the best part about it wasn’t even the comedy, it was watching Leslie Mann get a chance to really shine. She’s an amazingly beautiful woman, and incredibly talented to boot. Of course, it’s only in Hollywood that a woman this hot would marry a guy like Judd Apatow, who is, let’s just say, not exactly Brad Pitt. Leslie Mann’s latest movie is “17″, where she’ll play the wife of a character who somehow becomes his 17 year old self all over again, which means he has to relive high school and all that good stuff. It’s basically a retread of Tom Hanks’ “Big”, except starring that kid Zac Efron from “High School Musical” — or as my nephew calls it, crack for tweens. And did I mention Leslie Mann is really, really hot?
Sundays with Marisa Miller’s Bodacious Curves
Sundays are great, but Sundays with Marisa Miller’s bodacious curves to ogle at to pass the time is even better. Although I’m pretty sure that if you put your mind to it, you could probably come up with something better to do with your time. I mean, come on, guys, Marisa Miller is a hot woman and all that, but why are you sitting at your computer staring at her on a nice, breezy Sunday. (Or at least it’s nice and breezy over here.) Are you saying you really have nothing better to do? If that’s true, you should think about getting a weekend job. Everyone likes people with weekend jobs. It’s, like, on the weekend, which makes it more special. Or something. Anyways, some Marisa Miller bodacious curves (and of course by “curves” I mean that freakishly hot zero fat body of hers) to liven up your lame Sunday.
Jack Bauer is Back! 24 Season 7 Trailer
Har har, so a bunch of Washington scumbags (one of them played by the dad from That 70s Show!) has Jack Bauer in Washington D.C. to testify against himself or something idiotic like that (when does the people in Washington do anything that wasn’t idiotic?), when an “old friend” shows up to try to crash some airplanes. Yes, it’s Tony Almeida! Now Jack has to go after Tony with the help of a hot FBI agent, and no doubt a bunch of conspiracy angles will show up. It’s good ol’ 24 fun like you expect, except this time Jack Bauer won’t have CTU to help him out! Bummer. But hey, it’s Jack — he can kick terrorist ass alone with one arm tied behind his back.
Brit Babe Invasion: Lady Sovereign
Our Brit Babe of the Day can’t sing and she can’t dance and the only thing she can be is Lady Sovereign. That’s some of the lyrics from Lady Sovereign’s hit song “Love me or Hate Me”, in which she talks about her faults, such as her hairy armpits. Or I’m assuming she’s talking about her hairy armpits. You can never tell with these lady rappers. Hailing originally from London’s Chalkhill Estate, Lady Sovereign, aka Louise Amanda Harman, is not your typical British girl. To be sure, she has more in common with the American hip-hop group Salt’N'Pepa than she does the Spice Girls, and the girl certainly knows how to spin a rap or two. Check out some pictures of her being “hard”, as is the custom with this particular musical niche, and a music video for her song “Love me or Hate Me”.
When in Rome with Rosamund Pike
As the saying goes, when in Rome, catch some Rosamund Pike at the 2nd Rome Film Festival where she’s busy promoting her new movie “Fugitive Pieces”. The premises: “A child escapes from Poland during World War II and first heads to Greece before coming of age in Canada.” Yeah, I know, real uplifting stuff. What World War II movie isn’t? Ahem, what was I saying? Oh right, any Rosamund Pike is good Rosamund Pike in my book, and she’s certainly looking very lovely here on the red carpet. But then again, we are talking about Rosamund, whose name conjures up images of feudal Japanese Samurai doing battle. Or is that Rashomon? Eh, same difference.
Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Giulia Olivetti
Besides looking like a million bucks in a two-piece bikini, our spicy Italian Giulia Olivetti was also voted “smartest star in the Italian entertainment world”. I have no idea what that means, but that’s the word on the street, and of course by “street” I mean my basement. You know, where I keep all my friends. And of course by “friends” I’m talking about those people I make up and even give names to because, you know, it’s only right to give them names. I mean, I did make them up and all, so it would be kind of rude not to give them names, know what I mean? But I digress. Giulia Olivetti is really hot, and I hear she works in the Italian film industry. Or TV industry. Well, one of those industries.
Saw 4’s Betsy Russell
Someone with a name like Betsy Russell shouldn’t be starring in movies like Saw. I mean, come on, it just doesn’t sound right. Betsy Russell should be doing movies about candies, leprechauns, and films about flowers and Gosh darn it how great they smell. You know, safe movies like this. But instead, Betsy Russell is one of the stars of not one, but two Saw films, wit the latest being Saw 56. I’m just kidding, of course. We all know Saw is only on its 25th sequel. Am I right or am I right? Eh, I’m probably not right, but anyways, here’s Betsy Russell at the premiere of the latest Saw flick.
Josie Maran in Maxim
Sure, she got booted off that weirdly popular show Dancing with the Stars (I’m going to keep saying it; I just don’t get why this show is so popular, but nevermind), but that only means model turned actress turned failed dancer Josie Maran has more time to do modeling gigs like this latest appearance in Maxim Magazine. There’s just one picture, unfortunately, which is a bloody shame. Come on, Maxim, you got one hot woman here, give her at least three, four pages! But oh well, as my granddaddy always says, “If you ever step on a crack in the sidewalk, crawl the rest of the way!” Yeah, I don’t know what that means, either. Granddaddy was really a weird old dude.
Rose Byrne is Sexy in GQ
I’ve always been a fan of Rose Byrne. No, let me rephrase that: I’ve always had a major geek crush on Rose Byrne. She has that perfect combination of girl-next-door prettiness and real acting chops. You can currently catch Rose Byrne on TV (I don’t know what she’s doing on TV, but she is) on the FX Channel’s Damages doing the lawyer thing opposite Glenn Close. And oh yeah, in case it needs to be said, Rose Byrne looks killer in a power suit on the show. Here’s Rose Byrne in the latest issue of Australia GQ looking as sexy as I’ve ever seen her. Seriously, this type of spread won’t do anything but increase my geek crush on this woman. Yow!
Italian Spice with Carla Bruni
Carla Bruni is definitely one of a kind. Check out her resume: supermodel, songwriter, and singer. Now you can find plenty of supermodels who wants to be actors, and there are even a few who can claim they’re both a supermodel and an actual actor, but a supermodel who is also a singer? Well, okay, so maybe there are a lot of supermodels who wants to be singers, and there are guys telling them they have a great voice because they want to jump their bones, but supermodels who actually have the skills to work it out as a singer? Hard to find. But Italian supermodel Carla Bruni is one of those few creatures. Check out some pictures of her and a music video of one of her songs.
Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Esther Schweins
The most interesting thing about our Random Foreign Babe of the Day Esther Schweins isn’t the woman herself, but these cryptic bio on her someone left on IMDB.com. It reads: “Survived the Indian Ocean earthquake during a holiday in Sri Lanka. The tsuami washed her and her mother about 200 metres away. While Esther wasn’t injured, her mother suffered a heart attack. After surviving the 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake, she quited her apartment and decided to have no permanent residence.” Um, how do you “quit” your apartment? Where does she live now, in her car? In a hotel? In her boyfriend’s cardboard box? Questions, questions. But you know what isn’t open to questions? Esther Schweins is a babe.
The Hills’ Audrina Patridge in Stuff
Lauren Conrad who? Okay, so maybe Conrad’s The Hills co-star Audrina Patridge still haven’t reached that level where she’ll make people forget about Lauren Conrad’s inherent hotness just yet, but she’s getting there! And appearing in Stuff Magazine was certainly not a bad way to do it. Check out some pictures of Audriana in Stuff below, and head over to stuff to check out a video of the photoshoot here. Can you hear it? Yes, that’s me singing, “And the Hills are alive with bikini-clad babes…” I know, right? I have a great voice. I should do this professionally or somethin’.
Ivanka Trump in Arena UK
I’ve always found the whole idea of naming your kid after you, but tacking on a “Jr” at the end of it, to be very weird. Is it about ego? Vanity? Maybe a combination of both? Then you have Ivanka Trump, whose mother’s name is Ivana. Basically, the girl thought so highly of herself that she named her daughter after her, but tacked on the “k” toward the end just for distinction purposes. Why didn’t she just go all the way and call Ivanka, Ivana Jr.? But I digress. Ivanka Trump has been in just about every man’s magazines there is, and here she is doing Arena UK. Not exactly a revealing shoot, as these Arena UK shoots tend to be, but classy and hot nevertheless.
Latin Flavor: American Gangster’s Lymari Nadal
Don’t know who our Latin Flavor of the Day, Lymari Nadal, is? Don’t worry, you’re gonna know her very soon when she makes her big screen Hollywood debut as Denzel Washington’s love interest in “American Gangster”, one of those Hollywood films filled to the brim with A-list talent behind and in front of the camera. In the film, our gorgeous Puerto Rican leading lady plays Eva. The film itself stars Washington as a real-life Harlem drug dealer being pursued by Russell Crowe. The guy behind the camera? Ridley Frakkin’ Scott. Basically, Lymari Nadal couldn’t have picked a perfect movie to make her American movie debut. She’s gonna blow, kids, and you can say you saw her here first.
Halle Berry Thinks Jews Have Big Noses
Preggers Halle Berry was recently on Jay Leno’s The Tonight Show when she made a crack about Jewish people having big noses. Or as she puts it, while showing a picture of herself with a CGI-distorted nose, “This one, I don’t know, this is like my Jewish cousin.” To with Leno, ever the quick-witted comedian, replied with, “I’m glad you said it and not me.” According to E! Online, the attempt at a joke was quickly covered up by NBC at Berry’s request: the network silenced Berry’s telling of the joke with a fake laugh track, which is probably for the best, since the real audience sat in stunned silence at the racial remark. Ouch. Hey, Halle Berry may be an unmarried and pregnant dumb broad, but she’s one hot unmarried and pregnant dumb broad.
Down Under with Former Miss Australia Erin McNaught
Australia’s Erin McNaught is one of the new breed of beauty pageants — so pretty, so ambitious, and so, uh, uninhibited. (That last part is really good for us, in case you were wondering.) Even before she competed in the Miss Universe pageant in 2006, Erin McNaught had already appeared in Zoo in 2004 showing off that perfect body of hers. She didn’t win the Miss Universe pageant, but that hasn’t stopped our Hottie from Aussie from parlaying her hotness into a career in TV. She currently hosts “Cyber Shack” on Channel 10, and you can see her in my wet dreams every other Tuesday. Mondays and Wednesdays are reserved for Keeley Hazell and Nicole Scherzinger, of course.
Megan Fox at Spike TV’s Scream 2007 Awards
You gotta wonder if anyone stopped Megan Fox when she was about to put that ghastly tattoo of Marilyn Monroe on her arm and say to her, “Megan, check it out, doll, I know you’re rebellious and you’re noncomformist and all that junk, but seriously, a gigantic picture of Marilyn Monroe’s head on your arm? No, girl, no!” But apparently no one told her that, because everytime you see Megan Fox, she still has that Godawful looking black blotch on her arm. Sigh. Anyways, ugly tattoo or not, that won’t stop us from appreciating the fineness that is Megan Fox, and yes, she is quite fine. Here’s our foxy girl at Spike TV’s Scream 2007 Awards. I have no idea what that is, so don’t ask.
Celebrity Cleavage: Kim Kardashian
You would be forgiven for thinking that all Kim Kardashian has going for her is that pretty face and that massive caboose, since, well, that caboose is so massive that’s oftentimes the only thing of her you see. But hey, our socialite also has some rockin’ rack going on for her, as this installment of Celebrity Cleavage proves. And oh yeah, catch Kim Kardashian on her new E! Reality TV show “Keeping Up with the Kardashians”, which I think is about Kim Kardashian and how you need to catch up with her, or something. Um, anyways, expect plenty of Kim Kardashian booty and rack on the show; it’s the least they could do for us, right? Am I right or am I right?
Eva Mendes Back in Maxim
Eva Mendes loved her spread in Maxim Magazine so much, and we loved ogling it so much, that she couldn’t wait to come back for a second appearance, this time in the tail end of 2007 (her last appearance being in the early parts of the year). No doubt Eva Mendes’ appearance in the predominantly man’s mag is to promote her crime movie “We Own the Night”, which last I heard, wasn’t doing all that well. Oh well, that’s the movies for ya, I’d rather just enjoy Eva Mendes for being Eva Mendes, and nevermind the whole movie biz stuff. In any case, here’s Eva Mendes in the recent issue of Maxim, looking so good it should be illegal. Run out and grab your copies now, boys and girls.