Archive | October, 2007

Quite Possibly the Unfunniest Trailer for a Comedy I Have Ever Seen

18 October 2007

Holy Mother of God. How unfunny is this trailer for the new sports-themed parody comedy “The Comebacks”? I swear to God, shouldn’t trailers for comedies be filled to the brim with all of the movie’s best jokes? So putting that theory into practice, does this then mean that the makers of “The Comebacks” have squeezed [...]

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Heroes’ Deadliest Babe Dania Ramirez

18 October 2007

If you’ve been watching the latest season of Heroes, then you know that the latest girl with powers on the show is Dania Ramirez, who plays the extremely dangerous Maya. So who is Maya? She’s a girl who can make people bleed out of her eyes and die. Basically, she’s a really, really dangerous girl, [...]

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Nicole Scherzinger in Blender Magazine

18 October 2007

I liken my current obsession with former Pussycat Dolls leading lady Nicole Scherzinger (now solo artist Nicole Scherzinger) to last year’s obsession with Stacy Keibler. I don’t know what it is, maybe it’s the tall frame, the long legs, or the hot, sleek body that gets me everytime, but I can’t get enough of Nicole [...]

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Brit Babe Invasion: Casey Batchelor

18 October 2007

Our Brit Babe Invasion for the day is Casey Batchelor, a model from the UK, who I know nothing about, except that she’s very pretty, she has ginorous boobs, and she’s, well, isn’t that all that’s necessary to know? Boobs + looks = fame in the UK. I’m not knocking the UK, of course, since [...]

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Christy Carlson Romano Wants you to Declare Yourself

18 October 2007

Christy Carlson Romano, not to be confused with Ray Romano (are they related? I don’t know, although a quick look around Google would solve this problem, but I’m just too bloody lazy), wants you to Declare Yourself this year. I don’t know what that means, but I’m guessing it involves you and yourself doing some [...]

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Shania Twain in Maxim

18 October 2007

See, this is one of those times that, had I been around in 2003, I would have posted this spread by country music goddess Shania Twain in Maxim Magazine. But of course I wasn’t around then, and was probably too busy chasing girls around a college campus somewhere, so I didn’t notice this great spread [...]

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Whatever Happened to … Stacy Keibler?

17 October 2007

Whatever happened to Stacy Keibler? Remember when Stacy was supposed to be the next big thing? Or was that all in our imagination? No, I’m pretty sure she was riding pretty hot just a year ago, with a stint on Dancing with the Stars and various appearances in men’s magazines that burned through the eyes [...]

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Get Some KT Tunstall

17 October 2007

It’s not everyday I hear a song on the radio and then run to the net to Google the singer. Well I did hear a song that was so good I had to find out who the singer was. Her name is KT Tunstall, a Scottish singler/songwriter and, yes, she actually knows how to play [...]

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Jorja Fox Quits CSI, Says Goodbye to Creepy TV Romance

16 October 2007

Apparently tired of having her sweet young thing character roped into creepy romance with her 70-year old co-star (I think he’s 70, or is it more like 60?), actress Jorja Fox has called it quits and is leaving the original CSI TV show. Says Fox about her decision to leave: “There are all these things [...]

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Fernanda Lima Wants to be a Bond Girl

16 October 2007

Brazilian model, actress, and former Brazil MTV VJ Fernanda Lima has mentioned on her blog that she recently auditioned for a role in the upcoming Bond 22 movie, most likely playing a really hot Brazilian girl who James Bond meets and a minute later is doing the horizontal mambo with. Or in this case, the [...]

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Brit Babe Invasion: Sarah Smart

16 October 2007

Here’s the thing, I don’t know anything about Sarah Smart, but oh man, is her entry in Wikipedia really, really great. Here, I’ll let you read it for yourself: “Her career started as a child, notably in the television series Woof! She is best known for a series of well-regarded television roles including Virginia Braithwaite, [...]

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Paris Hilton Wants to Save African Kids

16 October 2007

No, seriously. Stop laughing, you bums. Paris Hilton has reformed while in prison (she was inside for what, a week?), and she’s now ready to save the world. Or at least, some place in Rwanda, where she’ll be heading to on a charity mission sometime next month because, you know, if mingling with poor African [...]

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Carolina Pampita Ardohain in Cosas Magazine

16 October 2007

This is a bit of a surprised. Usually whenever we see Carolina Ardohain (affectionally known as “Pampita” to her friends and stalkers), the Argentinian supermodel and TV actress is usually not wearing a whole lot of clothes, so seeing her in this spread for Cosas Magazine, wearing way too many clothes, is a bit of [...]

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Must-See TV: NBC’s Life

15 October 2007

“A former police officer returns to the force after having been wrongly imprisoned for years.” Trust me, the actual show is a hell of a lot better than that brief, one-line synopsis of NBC’s show Life. I don’t know how Life is doing in the ratings, but I’m telling you this — you MUST watch [...]

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Britney Spears’ Blackout Album Cover Picture

15 October 2007

Sure, sure, so Britney Spears has been more known for bad performances, losing her kids, and going around town without panties than singing nowadays, but that doesn’t mean, uh, she still doesn’t have fans who actually wait with bated breath for her music. Her latest album, to be released late October, is called “Blackout”, and [...]

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Monica Bellucci as a Blonde in Vanity Fair

15 October 2007

So why mess with perfection? Monica Bellucci was born to be a brunette. It’s what made her Italian — or, to be precise, what made her a smoking Italian babe. But hey, I guess some people are just determined to climb uphill, which is probably why they decided to make Monica Bellucci a blonde (one [...]

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More Kendra Wilkinson on Celebrity Rap Superstar

15 October 2007

You gotta love Kendra Wilkinson. Or at least, I love Kendra Wilkinson. And no, it’s not because she’s a hot blonde and Playboy playmate, although sure, that doesn’t hurt or anything (what am I, a monk?). I love Kendra Wilkinson because she’s so uninhibited. You’re talking about a girl from San Diego, California who ended [...]

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Gemma Atkinson 2008 Calendar

15 October 2007

We saw behind-the-scenes pictures of Gemma Atkinson shooting this 2008 calendar of hers a while ago (where those pictures are, I have no idea; I think I might have hid them in my sock drawer, but don’t hold me to it), but I have to say, the finished thing is pretty damn excellent. What’s that, [...]

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One Reason why I Miss JAG: Catherine Bell

14 October 2007

Man, I miss watching JAG on TV. Sure, sure, the world isn’t completely without our daily dose of Catherine Bell, after all she’s one of the stars of Lifetime Channel’s Army Wives, but there’s just no substitute for watching a super fine woman walking around in that Marine ladies uniform — or whatever it’s officially [...]

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Bar Refaeli Makes for One Hot Draft Dodger

12 October 2007

Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli, aka Notch #551 on Leonardo DiCaprio’s list of supermodel conquests, is a draft dodger, and she’s damn proud of it. The supermodel recently told Israel’s Yedioth Ahronoth newspaper: “I don’t regret not having been drafted into the army, because I made out big. “Why is it good to die for one’s [...]

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