Archive | October, 2007

What’s Melissa Theuriau Been Up To?

12 October 2007

So what exactly has Melissa Theuriau, the prettiest French newscaster to ever laced up the mics and stare at the teleprompter been up to since we last saw her? Answer: I have no idea, but these new pictures of her did show up online, and she looks real purty as usual. I swear, the woman [...]

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Good God How Hot has Summer Glau Gotten?

12 October 2007

Holy mother of mercy. I can’t believe that the first time I saw Summer Glau on the old Firefly TV show, I thought she was just that skinny kid on that TV show that no one watched. I guess those Firefly fans knew better than me, because they immediately zeroed in on the show as [...]

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The Girls of Supernatural Season 3: Katie Cassidy and Lauren Cohan

12 October 2007

Just as the guys at Smallville got smart and added a super hot blonde to the show as Supergirl, the guys over at Supernatural also got smart and added two babes to their show’s Season 3: Katie Cassidy and Lauren Cohan. Now I don’t know if the producers of these shows are doing this on [...]

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Welcome Back to Houston, Steve Francis!

12 October 2007

Man, I love Steve Francis. Not in the Brokeback Mountain sort of way, mind you, but in the, “Wow, I dig this guy’s game,” sort of way. Steve Francis started his career as a Houston Rocket before he got shipped off to Orlando, New York, and God knows how many other cities he ended up [...]

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The Girls of Cashmere Mafia: Bonnie Somerville, Frances O’Connor, Lucy Liu, Miranda Otto

12 October 2007

I’ll admit it and say that I don’t know what the new show Cashmere Mafia is all about. Heck, I can’t even tell you what cashmere is, or how it feels. Yeah, I’m that fashion-retarded. Go ahead and stone me — it still won’t make me know what cashmere is! Stop punishing me! But I [...]

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Celebrity Cleavage: Lacey Chabert

12 October 2007

We all know that former Party of Five star Lacey Chabert has grown up. Boy did she ever grow up! Thankfully for us cleavage lovers, Lacey’s body has really ballooned, and not in the Kirsty Alley ballooning variety, but rather the va-va-voom variety. Which is the good variety, in case you were wondering. Here’s our [...]

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Latin Flavor: Rebecca de Alba

12 October 2007

Who knew the Mexicans were producing TV hosts that looks like Rebecca de Alba nowadays? Well God bless them, because they are. Our Latin Flavor of the day is Rebecca de Alba, who hails from Zacatecas, Mexico, and despite being forty-four years young, she puts girls half her age to shame with that killer body [...]

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Asian Babe of the Day: Cristine Reyes

12 October 2007

So I decided why force the Asian babes out there to share a category with the foreign babes? I gave the British girls their own category, so why not give the same props to the Asians? Thus, the Asian Babe of the Day column was born. And the first girl to grace its pages is [...]

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Keeley Hazell 2008 Calendar

12 October 2007

It may be October in 2007, but don’t let that stop you from ordering your copy of Keeley Hazell’s upcoming 2008 calendar. Yeah, yeah, so you’ll have to wait two more months to actually use them — that is, if you’re one of those losers who buys calendars to, you know, actually use them in [...]

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Sam Jackson Kicks Ass in Jumper Trailer

11 October 2007

Sam Jackson kicks the ass of that punk who played young Darth Vader in “Jumper”: A genetic anomaly allows a young man to teleport himself anywhere. He discovers this gift has existed for centuries and finds himself in a war that has been raging for thousands of years between “Jumpers” and those who have sworn [...]

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Random Supermodel of the Day: Megan Gale

11 October 2007

When was the last Australian supermodel that graced our sad and pathetic lives? Wasn’t it Elle McPherson? Wait, she was Australian, wasn’t she? Or was it Rachel Hunter? Well, it was either one of those or none of those. Look, I ain’t no librarian! But I digress. Our Random Supermodel of the Day is Megan [...]

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Brit Babe Invasion: Stacey Cadman

11 October 2007

Look! Up in the sky! It’s Stacey Cadman — the star of Cavegirl and Mile High! The latter show is about super hot British flight attendants and handsome airline pilots, and this being a British soap, I’m guessing the title “Mile High” means exactly what we think it means. According to Wikipedia, our girl is [...]

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Aussie Big Brother’s Susannah Murray

11 October 2007

God bless the people they have casting these Reality TV shows like Big Brother, because where else would you find so many good looking women so willing to take off their clothes for a risque magazine spread? Susannah Murray is one of the housemates of Australian Big Brother, known for going through a “mid-life” crisis [...]

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Rita Jozsa Wants to be Hungary’s Next Top Model

11 October 2007

I don’t know where they’re having this photoshoot with Hungarian model Rita Jozsa, but man, the poor girl looks cold by the way she keeps hugging herself with her arms. Rita, come on, you’re hiding the goods there, babe! Someone turn on the heater! But I digress. Rita Jozsa is one of the wannabe supermodels [...]

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Laura Chiatti

11 October 2007

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Laura Chiatti, makes me want to have a nice glass of wine and call Hannibal Lecter over for lunch, then just as he’s about to eat me, I’d whack him in the back of the head with a frying pan and then call the cops because, you know, [...]

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Hilary Duff is All Wet in New Movie Greta

11 October 2007

In her new movie “Greta”, Hilary Duff plays a waitress who falls in love with the cook at her restaurant. The problem? He’s black, and she’s white, and that causes problems with her grandparents. I’m guess she lives with them or something, since why would you care what your grandparents think. Now I don’t know [...]

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Charlize Theron is Esquire’s 2007 Sexiest Woman Alive

10 October 2007

Esquire Magazine has chosen its Sexiest Woman Alive for 2007, and surprisingly it’s not Rosie O’Donnell. (She was robbed, I tell ya!) The winner is “In the Valley of Elah” star Charlize Theron, who will be featured in the mag when the issue hits newsstands October 16th. Charlize is in good company. Past winners of [...]

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Trent Green Takes One for the Team — Again

10 October 2007

Last week’s Houston Texans – Miami Dolphins football game was some pretty exciting stuff, not least of which because Dolphins quarterback Trent Green took one for the team — or more specifically, took a knee to the head, resulting in an injury that will, in all likelihood, put the kibosh on his NFL career for [...]

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Yvonne Catterfeld

10 October 2007

I know what you’re thinking: “Hmm, the Random Foreign Babe of the Day category sure gets a lot of German ladies…” but let me assure you, it’s all in your mind. There is no conspiracy. It just so happens that a lot of the lovely ladies of the world hail from Germany, such as Yvonne [...]

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Down Under with Kym Valentine

10 October 2007

The British have Hollyoaks, a TV show that spuns off enough hotties to fill a whole blog onto itself, and the Australians have Neighbours, a show that has spun off hotties like Nicky Whelan and now, Kym Valentine. Our lovely Aussie lass played Libby Kennedy on the show, and before that, she was on something [...]

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