Archive | October, 2007

Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Tamara Sedmak

3 October 2007

Our latest Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Tamara Sedmak, comes to us courtesy of German TV, where apparently looking and being built like Pamela Anderson is a major plus, because Tamara Sedmak, besides having a great name, looks fetching in that two-piece gold bikini. And did I mention that she looks a heck like [...]

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Kelly Clarkson Needs to Lay off the Cheeseburgers

3 October 2007

Good God, what’s happened to Kelly Clarkson? Okay, so she’s always been a little big-boned, one of those girls with junk in the trunk. That was part of her charm. But damn, this is kinda overdoing the whole junk thing there, Kelly. If Kelly Clarkson isn’t pregnant in these pictures, then she’s really let herself [...]

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Holland’s Next Top Model Sylvia Geertsen in FHM

3 October 2007

Dutch model wannabe Sylvia Geertsen lost on Holland’s version of Next Top Model to some girl named Sanne Nijhof, which is a shock if you’ve seen Sylvia Geertsen, because the girl is BAM! Super hot. And if you have never seen her, um, just scroll down and see her spread in FHM. What, you think [...]

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Even More Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures

3 October 2007

Thank God for plastic surgeons and breast implants, because let’s face it, as uninhibited as she seems, I’m not sure if The Hills star Heidi Montag would grace us mortal men with her perfect figure and generous assets if she hadn’t, ahem, improved on her natural, God-given assets. Which just makes me one big fan [...]

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Justin Timberlake Dick in a Box SNL Skit

2 October 2007

When this Saturday Night Live showed up, everyone was on the net looking for it, but they couldn’t find it because NBC was going around pulling the skit from sites like YouTube, etc. But here’s a copy of the skit that won’t be pulled, because it’s distributed by NBC itself via YouTube. It’s Justin Timberlake [...]

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Britney Spears Loses Custody of Kids to Kevin Federline

2 October 2007

Can you imagine what it’s like to be the kids of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline? In this corner, you have a drugged out, crazy as a fox for a mom, and in the other corner, you have a drugged out, broke as a homeless bum for a father. I mean, DAMN, who do you [...]

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Eva Longoria Sex Tape? Oh … My … God

2 October 2007

Could it be? Is God so kind that he would give us a sex tape of the one and only Miss Eva Longoria indulging in some amour with her new hubby Tony Parker? Okay, so I could do without Tony Parker being involved in the tape, but if it’s a tape involving two people having [...]

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Celebrity Cleavage: Monica Bellucci

2 October 2007

For great Italian cleavage, you can’t get any better than the one, the original, the great Monica Bellucci. The Italian sex bomb turned French citizen has never shied away from showing off that perfect rack of hers, and she’s not gonna start now. God bless her for that lack of inhibition because if this world [...]

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Kendra Wilkinson on MTV’s Celebrity Rap Superstar

2 October 2007

“Girls Next Door” Playboy babe Kendra Wilkinson is every rapper’s wet dream — she’s a super hot white chick with a killer body who has been in Playboy, has her own TV show, and best of all? She’s nuts about the rap game. (That’s what the kids are calling it, right?) She’s such a fan [...]

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Latin Flavor: Paula Santos

2 October 2007

Paula Santos is very Latin Flavorish, but I can’t tell you all that much about her. She’s a model and actress who has been in magazines like FHM (where these pictures are from), but I can’t tell you anything about her, except for this brief entry in IMDB.com, which lists her as playing a character [...]

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A.J. Cook Gives me Criminal Minds

2 October 2007

When was the last time I took a stab at episodic crime TV? Oh, I don’t know, probably about the same time the Lance Henriksen show “Millennium” was on the air, around the late ’90s. It quickly got cancelled, alas, leaving me without my daily dose of Crime TV. Since then, I haven’t really gotten [...]

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Peyton Manning SNL United Way Skit

1 October 2007

It’s just not fair, I’m telling you. Peyton Manning is a Superbowl champion quarterback, he’s won tons of MVP awards, not to mention every single other award that is given out to NFL athletes — and yeah, he even plays QB in the NFL, basically the ultimate boy fantasy. And on top of that? The [...]

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Russian Woman Gives Birth to 17-Pound Baby

1 October 2007

Holy Mother of God. How does a woman give birth to a 17-pound baby? Very, very, VERY painfully! I kid, I kid. But seriously, folks, earlier this month a woman in Russia gave birth to a 17-pound baby boy named Nadezhda. The baby came in at 17-pounds and 1 ounce, and had to be delivered [...]

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Kristen Bell Bikini Pictures from Heroes Set

1 October 2007

In case you haven’t been watching TV, or if you don’t have TV, NBC’s hit show Heroes nabbed themselves a pretty big name in Kristen Bell. The former Veronica Mars star will be playing a character named Elle on the show’s season 2. Elle is described as a mysterious and sexy woman who can shoot [...]

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Dancing with the Stars’ Julianne Hough

1 October 2007

People keep telling me that ABC’s Dancing with the Stars is a must-see show where celebrities try to dance but end up falling on their ass. I guess that’s pretty funny. In any case, Julianne Hough was one of the professional dancers on Season 4, and was one of the first ones to actually win [...]

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Latin Flavor: Mafalda Teixeira

1 October 2007

Our Latin Flavor of the day is Mafalda Teixeira, a model and actress who I found a listing for at IMDB.com, but nowhere else. Even the trusty Wikipedia doesn’t have an actual listing for her, which is lame and a tad little disconcerting, as anyone who isn’t listed on Wikipedia can’t possibly exist. Or if [...]

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Helena Paparizou

1 October 2007

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Helena Paparizou, is a Greek singer who was born and raised in Sweden, and who won the wacky as heck Eurovision Song Contest in 2005 for her song “My Number One”, which is not to be confused with her other hit, “My Number Two”, which as you may [...]

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Abigail Clancy in FHM

1 October 2007

Abigail Clancy, or Abbey Clancy to her friends and photographers (and people who send her money, which I’m guessing has to be a lot, since, you know, hot girls usually get sent money in the mail for absolutely no reason), is in the current November issue of FHM Magazine. The European version, of course, since [...]

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