Archive for November, 2007
Your Daily Dose of Claire Danes
Oh admit it. You never thought that lanky, skinny girl from My So Called Life would ever grow up to be the gorgeous woman you now see before you. I always thought Claire Danes would grow up skinny and tall and kind of awkward looking; you know, like Hilary Swank before the mega makeover that she’s recently gone through. Instead, Claire Danes grew up to be a gorgeous woman with perfect skin and a face that is parts girl-next-door and parts supermodel good looks. Plus, that body just looks better all grown up, doesn’t it?
Elizabeth Berkley Joins CSI: Miami
The latest news out of CSI land is that Elizabeth Berkley, the former Showgirls star, will be joining the cast of CBS’s never-say-die series CSI, the Miami version. She’ll be joining Emily Procter as the only other reason to watch that show, because let’s face it, guys aren’t tuning in for the Miami setting or to watch David Caruso do that utterly retarded “remove glasses, cock head, and gurgle out some crappy punch line” thing that he does in every frakkin’ episode. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Berkley will be playing Julia Winston, the ex-wife of Caruso’s character on the show. And, we suspect, she’ll be walking around in a bikini lots. Hey, it’s Miami, and it’s, um, hot and junk.
Noemie Lenoir Gives me a Rush
Sure, sure, Rush Hour 3 with Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker was not exactly the stuff of legends. Okay, so it was the stuff of craptitude. Despite the fact that I don’t think anyone expected it to be great, it was still disappointing how terrible it was. In any case, you know what was good about Rush Hour 3? That’s right, Noemie Lenoir, who played the movie’s French femme fatale. The actress/model got her big international start in Rush Hour 3, so we can at least be grateful for that. Hopefully we’ll be seeing more of Noemie Lenoir in better movies. Preferably one without Chris Tucker’s big mouth to ruin the mood.
Latin Flavor: Paola Andrea Rey
Who is Paola Andrea Rey and why does she make us tingle all over? Well for one she’s our Latin Flavor of the day; secondly, she’s an actress from Bogota, Colombia, and primarily goes by Paola Rey, but since we like to be thorough around here (sort of; look, just go with it), we’ve called her Paola Andrea Rey, and that’s how it’s gonna be, whether you like it or not. Anyhoo. According to her bio on IMDB.com, besides flashing that killer body and face on Columbian TV, our girl likes to indulge in car races, which is probably why she’s dating a race car driver at the moment. See, this is why I always wanted to be a race car driver. You get to be fast and if they complain, you can just say, “Hey, I’m a race car driver; I’m just used to being fast!” Etc.
Katheryn Winnick in Horror Flick Amusement Trailer
This is interesting. I’ve sort of been a fan of Katheryn Winnick ever since she co-starred in a moderately budgeted horror movie called Satan’s Little Helper. It wasn’t that good, but Katheryn was. And yes, she was what you would call “hot” to boot. So basically, superficial looks being my only real criteria for everything, I of course followed her career. Her latest is the horror movie Amusement. Here’s the plot: “The movie tells the story about three women who are stalked by a killer with a grudge that goes back to the girls’ childhoods. Starring Katheryn Winnick, Laura Breckenridge, Jessica Lucas, Tad Hilgenbrink and more.” Check out the trailer below.
Brit Babe Invasion: Ruth Wilson
Our Brit Babe for the day is Ruth Wilson, the English actress, and not to be confused with Ruth Wilson, who along with her husband Jacob Epstein, were Russian spies in America. Because, you know, it’s easy to confuse a 21st century English actress with a early 20th century Russian spy living in New York. Ahem. Anyhoo, this Ruth Wilson is a BAFTA-nominated actress, who got the nod for her title role in the English movie Jane Eyre. You know, one of those corsets and tea movies that the Brits love to make so much? Give me Danny Boyle’s zombie flicks anyway — with Ruth Wilson in her corset running from zombies, of course.
Canadian Goodness with Tanya Memme
Let’s face it, Canada is good for a lot of things, but one of their most valuable imports are the attractive actresses and models they send down our way. One such lass is Tanya Memme, host of A&E’s Sell This House, Move This House, and when she’s not busy looking good, doing the Canadian version of Entertainment Tonight just to fill up some downtime. And just when you think the Canadian beauty couldn’t find enough work, she’s also releasing her debut album, called Gemini. I haven’t heard the album, but if it sounds half as good as Tanya looks, then it should be worth it. Then again, maybe I’m not thinking with the my top brain again…
Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Laure Manaudou
Let’s face it: If you don’t appreciate our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Laure Manaudou, then you just don’t appreciate real women. She’s the perfect athlete — strong, powerful, and at the same time, sexy as hell. Laure is a French Olympic, world and European champion swimmer, which means she’s beaten a hell of a lot of people in her young time, and she’s only just turned 21! That means she’ll be beating the crap out of a lot more people in the pool for a long time coming. Compared to Laure, I have to say that Amanda Beard looks practically plain by comparison. Now if only Laure will start with the men’s magazine appearances already. But until then, these will have to do.
Rachael Leigh Cook Bikini Pictures
I don’t think I’ve ever seen Rachael Leigh Cook in a two-piece bikini before, which she is wearing here — well, kinda. It’s somewhat of a cheat, but you know, it is Rachael Leigh Cook, and we’ve all been in love with her since that awful Freddie Prinze Jr. movie She’s All That when somehow she went from a nerd to a hottie, like that was really much of a stretch. And of course, let’s not forget that great Your Brain is on Drugs commercial. Who knew eggs being smashed would look so sexy? Anyhoo. This is Rachael Leigh Cook, and this is Rachael Leigh Cook in a two-piece bikini. Kinda.
Latin Flavor: Magda Gomes
According to her bio on IMDB.com, our Latin Flavor for today, Magda Gomes, hails from Sao Paulo, Brazil, which if my geographical knowledge is right, that’s somewhere between Texas and Canada. Her credits include playing herself on the TV show “Markette” (must have been a stretch, that role), and stints in the TV mini-series “Porto dos Milagres” and “Um Só Coração”. Other than those things, I know absolutely nothing about her, except that she has the long, lean body and the pedigree (she’s Brazilian, nuff said) to make it as a supermodel. Although that stomach could use a little work, but then again, whose stomach couldn’t?
Italian Spice with Caterina Balivo
Our spicy Italian for the day is one Caterina Balivo, one of those Italian television “showgirls” that you hear so much about, but never see anywhere else except in Italian TV. The Spanish television market sort of have the same type of girls, but they mostly show up in skimpy bikinis and high heels so bad comedians can leer at them and clowns can dance about. What, don’t that happen on Mexican TV? I’m sure it does. Or maybe I’m wrong. See, this is what happens when you spend all your time watching college football games and not enough Mexican TV. Anyhoo. Caterina Balivo is not Mexican, but rather Italian, and that makes her twice as spicy.
Your Post-Turkey Treat: Candice Swanepoel
So it’s Friday, the day after you stuffed your face with turkey, gravy, mash potatoes, and if you’re really lucky, homemade from scratch stuffing. So what now? Um, sit back, watch some college football (the big boys played on Thursday while you were stuffing your said face), and enjoy some more of Candice Swanepoel. Yes, I just posted the first pictures of her a few days back, but what the hell, are you complaining? Man, I should just come over there and punch you in your turkey stuffing face, ya bastards. Anyhoo. Candice Swanepoel. Please to enjoy.
Supernatural’s Katie Cassidy is a Bad, Bad Demon
Actress Katie Cassidy may play an indestructible and bullet-proof demon on the CW’s Supernatural, but the poor girl can’t handle her liquor in real life. The 21-year old actress and daughter of David Cassidy of Partridge Family fame was nabbed sometime in October for being intoxicated and giving false information to the cops when the car she was riding in was pulled over. From Zap2It: “She said that she was scared and that was why she lied,” reads the report. “She said that she is a Hollywood actress and that this would not look good for her.” But of course Katie was being silly. In Hollywood getting caught by the cops drinking while underage is the surest road to super stardom. Just as Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Britney Spears, and on, and on, and on…
Rambo to Hell and Back Red Band Trailer
Rambo is back, and he’s gone to hell and back and he wants to introduce you to pain. Okay, so maybe introduce is too strong a word. Let’s just say he wants to spill your guts and probably eat it too if he has the time. Sylvester Stallone returns in Rambo To Hell and Back (I don’t know if that’s the official title, but maybe), and here’s your look at the Red Band trailer. Red Band trailers are basically R-rated trailers, and whoever cuts them delights in showing you cursing, nudity, and blood and guts. And oh man, does Rambo spill himself some blood and guts in this one! Too bad there isn’t any of the nudity portion, with the movie co-starring the hot Julie Benz and all. Behold: Rambo is back, bitches.
Vanesa Romero Returns in DT
The last time we saw Vanesa Romero (that’s Vanessa, with just one “n”), she was in Maxim, and this time around she’s gracing the pages of DT Magazine. Which, if I’m not mistaken, the DT stands for “Don’t Touch” magazine. Then again, it could be “Dude Tires” for all I know. Look, it’s not like I know this stuff, okay? I can barely find the intelligence to type, for God’s sake, don’t ask too much of me. But wait, where was I? Oh right, Vanesa Romero, with one “n”, has returned to us by showing up in the pages of DT magazine. She’s looking good as usual, even though she’s a tad more covered up than one expects. Couldn’t we at least get a skimpy bikini shot or something?
Get in the Loop with Amanda Loncar
If you ask me, FOX didn’t give their show The Loop a whole lot of chances to succeed before they canned it. But then again, FOX is kinda crappy when it comes to keeping shows on the air, so what do you expect? In any case, one of the best reasons to love The Loop was Amanda Loncar, the blonde studette with a major sex appeal, who played Piper on the show. Since The Loop was canceled, Amanda Loncar has gone on to bigger and better things, with roles in Live!, On the Road with Judas, and a small part in the mega Hollywood movie Lions for Lambs. And yeah, she hasn’t given up TV just yet, with stints on How I Met Your Mother and Grey’s Anatomy. Bow to the hotness of Amanda Loncar.
Hotel Babylon’s Tamzin Outhwaite
The first time I saw British hottie Tamzin Outhwaite she was co-starring in a Godawful direct-to-DVD Wesley Snipes action movie called 7 Seconds. It was the longest 7 frakkin’ seconds of my life. But Tamzin Outhwaite has since moved on, and is now one of the stars of the BBC show Hotel Babylon. If you’ve never seen Babylon, it’s basically the British version of NBC’s Las Vegas, with a bunch of pretty people having sex with each other and zooming cameras and what have you. You know, your average episode of Las Vegas, where nothing stands still. Except, um, in this case everyone speaks with a British accent. And Tamzin Outhwaite, to no one’s surprise, is smokin’ on the show.
A Bikini-Clad Kate Hudson in Fool’s Gold Movie Poster
Boy, whoever is making this movie Fool’s Gold sure knows how to sell their product. Basically it’s Kate Hudson in a skimpy two-piece bikini on the poster, posing with some dude name Matthew something or rather. I forgot his name, but who cares, we’re just concern with Kate Hudson at this moment. As all the bikini pictures of Kate Hudson that have surfaced over the years will attest, no one looks better in a two-piece bikini than Kate Hudson, who is the picture of near perfect, near Goddess health. And that’s after shooting out how many kids? I don’t know, I don’t care, but I’m definitely grabbing this DVD when it comes out, because let’s face it, if they’re showing this on the poster, there’s gotta be more inside, right? Well, there better is all I’m saying, or someone’s gonna get punch in the face, and I ain’t talking about me!
A Runway Model Falls Through a Hole
The only thing funnier to me than celebrities who dropped out of high school when they were 16 trying to educate me on world politics is when a supermodel does something really stupid, such as fall through a big ass hole in the runway. The best part about this is that the hole is RIGHT THERE, but this model has been trained to be such a stiff on the runway that she doesn’t even notice the gaping hole until she FALLS THROUGH IT. Yes, it’s easily the funniest thing a model has ever done. Hey, if laughing at dumb models is wrong, I don’t wanna be right. Which basically means I haven’t been right about a lot of stuff lately, but hey, that’s just how I likes ta roll.