Archive | November, 2007

Gemma Atkinson Signs on to Sell Ultimo Lingerie

9 November 2007

Ladies and gentlemen, here’s presenting you with the latest Ultimo lingerie line spokesmodel — British lovely Gemma Atkinson. So what exactly qualifies one to become an Ultimo lingerie model? Um, how about the kind of body that can fill out those bra and panties, with emphasis on filling out the bra half. And to no [...]

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Dick in a Box Live at MSG by Justin Timberlake

8 November 2007

Apparently at all of his concerts Justin Timberlake spends the final minutes doing the song “Dick in a Box” from his infamous Saturday Night Live skit. This time it was at Madison Square Garden and apparently Andy Samberg was there to help him do it. Or maybe it’s not Samberg. But in any case, it’s [...]

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Absolute Poker Babe Serinda Swan

8 November 2007

If you love poker as much as I do (and oh boy do I love poker! Just ask all those guys I give my money to on a regular basis during poker night. Sigh.) then girls like Serinda Swan is right up your alley — that is, she’s the dream date that you can never [...]

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America Young Can Kick My Ass Anyday

8 November 2007

So who is America Young? Well, she’s an actress, and a very cute as a button one at that, that I ran across while researching a Lance Henriksen movie called Bone Dry. (Because you know, I love me my Lance Henriksen. The dude can do no wrong in my book.) I found her Myspace page [...]

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Forget the Chipmunks, Give me More Cameron Richardson

8 November 2007

While all the kids will be concentrating on the dancing, singing, and jumping around CGI chipmunks in the upcoming “Alvin and the Chipmunks” movie (yes, they are making a live-action version of that TV show about singing chipmunks; I shit you not), I’ll be focusing on the blonde wonder that is Cameron Richardson. Why? Because, [...]

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Tennis Babe Anna Chakvetadze

8 November 2007

That’s right, folks, it’s another reason to watch ladies tennis, and her name is Anna. But wait, there’s a twist — it’s not the Anna you’re used to, this is a younger, fresher Anna. Anna Chakvetadze, to be exact. The twenty year old Russian tennis phenom hails from Moscow, Russia, where she started smashing the [...]

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The Girls Next Door 2008 Calendar

8 November 2007

They’re tall, they’re sleek, they don’t have a single ounce of fat on their perfect bodies, they’re “the girls next door”, and they have a 2008 calendar. What more can you ask for in America? The right answer is, Not a damn thing, chump. To get Kendra Wilkinson, Holly Madison, and Bridget Marquardt hanging on [...]

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Marion Raven

8 November 2007

With a name like Marion Raven, how could our Random Foreign Babe of the Day be anything but a singer-songwriter from Lørenskog, Norway? Okay, so she was also a child actor before turning her attention to music and body-hugging black latex pants, but you know what I mean. Her latest is the English language Set [...]

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Brit Babe Invasion: Nerina Pallot

8 November 2007

Our Brit Babe of the day, singer-songwriter Nerina Pallot has quite a pedigree. She was born in London to a French father and mother from Allahabad in India, and was brought up in Jersey. (No, not NEW Jersey.) She’s been nominated for best British Female Solo Artist in the 2007 by the BRIT Awards, the [...]

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Things Hitting Guys Crotches are Still Funny

7 November 2007

Let’s face it — no matter how many times you see it, in however many situation or variety, it’s still funny as hell. You show it three times in a roll, from three different angles, and it’s still funny. I’m talking about things hitting men in the crotch by accident, of course. Such as a [...]

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Michael Michele Joins House’s Bloated Cast

7 November 2007

Actress Michael Michele (yes, it’s a SHE, not a HE) must really like playing doctors, because after a stint on NBC’s ER as a doctor, she’s now joined the cast of FOX’s House as another doctor. If you saw last night’s episode, then you saw Michael Michele playing a CIA doctor who calls in House [...]

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Brit Babe Invasion: Kelly Wenham

7 November 2007

Our Brit Babe for today is Kelly Wenham, who is not a Hollyoaks girl, but is instead a Coronation Street girl. The Coronation Street girls are not nearly as prolific in the babe producing department as their Hollyoaks counterparts, but they’re no chop liver, either. Besides Kelly Wenham, there is, um, other girls I can’t [...]

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Malaya Rivera Drew Can Do No ER

7 November 2007

Okay, so the title of this post borders on the absurd. Or is that stupidity? Either/or. The point is, Malaya Rivera Drew is worth your notice. Besides starring on NBC’s long-running doctor show ER, our gal in red has joined the cast of the lesbian TV series The L Word. Which, in case you didn’t [...]

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Nadine Kruger

7 November 2007

TV show host and actress Nadine Kruger, who hails from East Germany, is our Random Foreign Babe of the Day. And no, before you ask, she’s not related to Freddy, because, you know, that’s what I immediately thought when I heard her name. Well, not really, but you know, it sounded good while I was [...]

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Latin Flavor: Daniela Cosio

7 November 2007

Mexican model and former beauty pageant Daniela Cosio started life as an entrant in Nuestra Belleza México, aka the official beauty pageant of Mexico, where she placed second to the eventual winner. I have no idea who that winner is, but she probably hasn’t done much with her crown. Daniela Cosio, meanwhile, has gone on [...]

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Shia LaBeouf’s Police Mugshot

6 November 2007

Heh. Shia LaBeouf sure looks proud with himself in this police mugshot, doesn’t he? Then again, maybe he’s just stoned. Or sloshed. Or a combination of both. The 21-year old “It” movie star of the century (he counts Transformers and the upcoming Indiana Jones sequel to his credit) was arrested early Sunday morning after he [...]

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Jessica Biel is a Nymphomaniac Who Gets Nailed

6 November 2007

Well not really, but that sure was a great headline, right? The truth is, Jessica Biel will be playing an accidental nymphomaniac in her new movie Nailed, which will co-star that creepy dude from Brokeback Mountain, Jake Gyllenhaal. Via THR, in the film, “Biel would play Sammy Joyce, a socially awkward small-town receptionist who has [...]

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Latin Flavor: Carolina Cerezuela

6 November 2007

Our Latin Flavor of the day is actress Carolina Cerezuela, an actress/model who hails from Elche, Alicante, Spain. According to her bio on IMDB.com, Carolina “has joined the cast of Hospital Central and she will play the new character of Verónica Solé in the new season of the series that will be aired since September.” [...]

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Gretchen Egolf aka Journeyman’s Other Babe

6 November 2007

Gretchen Egolf doesn’t get nearly as much attention as her Journeyman co-star Moon Bloodgood, which is a shame as the woman is quite lovely in her own right. Unfortunately for Gretchen, she’s got a thankless role on the show as the lead hero’s neglected wife, and most of the time Bloodgood gets all the good [...]

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Sandy Molling

6 November 2007

You know, maybe Adolf wasn’t completely bonkers when he was talking about building the master race, because let’s face it, even I have noticed that I’m posting a lot of German celebrities lately, so much so that I should probably create another category just for them. Then again, Adolf was an insane piece of shit, [...]

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