Archive | December, 2007

Latin Flavor: Catherine Siachoque

27 December 2007

Our Latin Flavor of the day is Catherine Siachoque, who is from Colombia with love. Or hate, if she doesn’t like you. Personally I prefer to keep hot Latin girls on my good side, because of stereotypes are true (and really, how could they NOT be? they’re all based on fact, aren’t they?), then a [...]

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Fergie in Blender Magazine

27 December 2007

Fergie, aka Stacy Ferguson, aka the Duchess, has been much malign for her, shall we say, buttaface, as the kids would say. That is, while everything about Fergie is downright perfect, that face takes a little getting used to. The buttaface doesn’t really show up in this shoot she did for Blender Magazine, but I’m [...]

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Brit Babe Invasion: Leona Lewis

27 December 2007

You could call our Brit Babe Invasion Leona Lewis the British version of Kelly Clarkson, except Kelly Clarkson is world famous thanks to American Idol, and I don’t think anyone in America has actually heard of Leona Lewis. Well for those of you who don’t know, Leona Lewis was the winner of the singing competition [...]

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Alexandra Paressant is a Fraud? Hmm…

26 December 2007

Who the hell is Alexandra Paressant? Beats the hell out of me. You remember her, don’t you? She’s the supposedly “French model” who accused San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker of having an affair with her on his wife Eva Longoria. Well it may very well be that the Alexandra Paressant who is passing [...]

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Nicolas Sarkozy’s New Lady: Carla Bruni

26 December 2007

God Bless the French. Who else could think something like this would not only happen, but happen without any fanfare whatsoever BUT the French? If you don’t know, French President Nicolas Sarkozy has dumped his wife and is now jetting around with former supermodel turned musician turned all-around babe Carla Bruni. Seriously, if an American [...]

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Geek Tech: The Samsung Ultra Smart F700. Better than the iPhone?

26 December 2007

You know, I love me my geek techs. You put something in a small bundle that can deliver a big bang, and I’m there with bells and whistles on to grab me one. The latest comes from Samsung, and it’s the Ultra Smart F700. Now come on, with a name like that, you know it [...]

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God Bless America: Kenya Moore

26 December 2007

You gotta love America. Or at least, you gotta love all our Miss Americas. Yes, even that ridiculously retarded girl who stumbled her way through an interview portion. Oh come on, you KNOW who I’m talking about, but don’t make me say her name. One of our former studettes was Kenya Moore, who nabbed the [...]

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Elizabeth Hurley in Diva Magazine

26 December 2007

I wouldn’t call Elizabeth Hurley a Diva, but she was recently in Diva Magazine, which is world famous for being dedicated to divas from around the world. Well, probably not, I just made that last part up. But wouldn’t it be cool if I just made it up, but it turned out to be true [...]

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Heather Graham’s Hotness is Not One of the Reasons

26 December 2007

Post her turn as Rollergirl in Paul Thomas Anderson’s Boogie Nights, I don’t think Heather Graham’s movie career could have been any more steaming than it was back then. But what happened? Well, a string of bad movie choices sure didn’t help, and Heather Graham ended up trying her hand on TV. Her comeback show [...]

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Leighton Meester Makes me Want to Get Into Gossip

26 December 2007

Being that I’m neither a squealing 13-year old girl or gay, I of course haven’t been watching the CW’s latest teen show, Gossip Girl. Mind you, not that I’m saying you have to be either a squealing 13-year old girl or gay to watch that show, I’m just saying — wait, actually, yeah, that is [...]

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The Post-Christmas Post with Kim Smith

26 December 2007

Kim Smith lingerie pictures are always good for any day of the week, but there’s something special about posting them today, the day after Christmas. So, did you get everything you wanted, kids? If not, then don’t come crying to me. Santa left a big lump of coal in my stockings; then again, I think [...]

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Ho Ho Ho: Merry Christmas Special with Julie De Gouy

25 December 2007

It’s Christmas Day, so what better way to celebrate than with some very special lingerie pictures of French model Julie De Gouy? Okay, okay, so maybe there are a couple of better ways to celebrate your Christmas Day, but just in case there are some of you out there who don’t have families to annoy [...]

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Kristen Bell Bikini Pictures from Forgetting Sarah Marshall

21 December 2007

Good God, does Kristen Bell look fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine in a two-piece bikini or does Kristen Bell look fiiiiiiiiiiiiine in a two-piece bikini? Yeah, I’m going to have to go with the former — and the latter. There is a brief scene in Kristen’s upcoming movie, the comedy “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”, where Kristen’s character, the titular Sarah [...]

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Vladimir Putin is Time’s 2007 Person of the Year

21 December 2007

Who says being a douche bag dictator doesn’t pay? Just ask ex-KGB thug Vladimir Putin, who was recently selected by Time Magazine as their Person of the Year. (Not MAN of the year, mind you, because that wouldn’t be politically correct, and Time is nothing if not pathetically politically correct nowadays.) Failing to meet the [...]

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Video of UFOs over Haiti is a Hoax

21 December 2007

So there’s a video of two UFOs flying over Haiti that’s been pretty popular over at YouTube. Obviously we all know it’s fake, because let’s face it, the American Government (or any Government in the world for that matter) are full of incompetents, and to believe they can cover up UFOs flying over Haiti is [...]

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Friday Night Lingerie Special with Adele Silva

21 December 2007

Hey, any night is a good night for a lingerie pictorial special, because let’s face it, when you put a hot girl in lingerie and have her pose on or near a bed, it’s a good time had by all, but especially for all the boys out there. Our Friday Night lingerie special features British [...]

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Rachel Nichols is Scarlett in G.I. Joe

21 December 2007

Hey, fans of cheesy 1980s cartoon shows, rejoice, because one of your shows, “G.I. Joe” is coming to a big screen near you! That’s right, they’re making a live-action, big-budget action movie based off the G.I. Joe cartoon and toy line, and they’ve nabbed the gorgeous Rachel Nichols to play Scarlett. You remember Scarlett — [...]

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Italian Spice with Laura Pausini

21 December 2007

Italian pop star Laura Pausini has a great voice, so it’s too bad I don’t understand a single thing she’s singing about. More about her from Wikipedia: “Laura Pausini is a Grammy Award–winning, Italian pop singer, popular in several European , Arabic and Latin American countries, famed for her soulful voice, her romantic adult contemporary [...]

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Jodie Foster Finally Admits to Being Gay?

20 December 2007

The big hullabalub around Hollywood water coolers this week is not whether Jodie Foster is gay (the general consensus seems to be that everyone has always known, they just didn’t want to talk about it), but whether she’s come out of the closet, perhaps accidentally? This all stems from a speech Foster gave at the [...]

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Duke Nukem Forever Teaser Trailer

20 December 2007

Duke Nukem is back, bitches, so hide the kids and grandmas cause it’s gonna hurt! Okay, so maybe this thing has been in development, like, FOREVER, but maybe we’ll finally get it in 2007 — or 2008. Hell, I’ll be happy if this thing comes out this decade! Duke Nukem is one of the original [...]

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