Archive for December, 2007
Latin Flavor: Catherine Siachoque
Our Latin Flavor of the day is Catherine Siachoque, who is from Colombia with love. Or hate, if she doesn’t like you. Personally I prefer to keep hot Latin girls on my good side, because of stereotypes are true (and really, how could they NOT be? they’re all based on fact, aren’t they?), then a Latina will beat your ass up if you cross her. In any case, Catherine Siachoque is a Spanish TV actress, and you can see one of her work below. And yes, the scene does show Catherine Siachoque in a two-piece bikini because, heck, if one is available, why WOULDN’T you show it? Exactly.
Fergie in Blender Magazine
Fergie, aka Stacy Ferguson, aka the Duchess, has been much malign for her, shall we say, buttaface, as the kids would say. That is, while everything about Fergie is downright perfect, that face takes a little getting used to. The buttaface doesn’t really show up in this shoot she did for Blender Magazine, but I’m thinking that’s because of the airbrushing they did. Now I don’t mind Fergie’s buttaface, because the rest of the girl is just so bloody slammin’. And I’m talking about that body and those killer abs, of course. Damn the girl is gym rat!
Brit Babe Invasion: Leona Lewis
You could call our Brit Babe Invasion Leona Lewis the British version of Kelly Clarkson, except Kelly Clarkson is world famous thanks to American Idol, and I don’t think anyone in America has actually heard of Leona Lewis. Well for those of you who don’t know, Leona Lewis was the winner of the singing competition The X-Factor, an American Idol-type show produced by Simon Cowell. (Hmm, coincidence? Of course not. Cowell knows a good thing when he sees it.) Leona Lewis was the show’s Season 3 winner, and is just now launching her singing career. Pictures and a performance by Lewis on X-Factor below.
Alexandra Paressant is a Fraud? Hmm…
Who the hell is Alexandra Paressant? Beats the hell out of me. You remember her, don’t you? She’s the supposedly “French model” who accused San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker of having an affair with her on his wife Eva Longoria. Well it may very well be that the Alexandra Paressant who is passing herself off as a model and actress may not even be the real thing at all. That is, she’s probably not only lying about the affair with Tony Parker, but she’s probably also lying about herself. Or so says Dana Kennedy at the Huffington Post, who has this intriguing article about Alexandra Paressant.
Nicolas Sarkozy’s New Lady: Carla Bruni
God Bless the French. Who else could think something like this would not only happen, but happen without any fanfare whatsoever BUT the French? If you don’t know, French President Nicolas Sarkozy has dumped his wife and is now jetting around with former supermodel turned musician turned all-around babe Carla Bruni. Seriously, if an American politician had tried this, those ridiculous Bible thumpers would be all up in the man’s grill. Can you imagine Bill Clinton dumping Hillary and going after, say, a movie star from Hollywood? Only in France.
Geek Tech: The Samsung Ultra Smart F700. Better than the iPhone?
You know, I love me my geek techs. You put something in a small bundle that can deliver a big bang, and I’m there with bells and whistles on to grab me one. The latest comes from Samsung, and it’s the Ultra Smart F700. Now come on, with a name like that, you know it has to be good. It’s the Samsung answer to Apple’s iPhone, but is it better, or at least on par? Who the hell knows. Here are its specs: A touch screen interface, QWERTY keypad, 5-megapixel camera with auto focus, music and video player, and a 2.78-inch color screen. It’s scheduled to hit the streets in the third part of 2008, so it’ll be a while. Prices? Who knows, but expect to pay AT LEAST 3 figures. Check out some pics of the Samsung Ultra Smart F700 below. (Love that name, too…)
God Bless America: Kenya Moore
You gotta love America. Or at least, you gotta love all our Miss Americas. Yes, even that ridiculously retarded girl who stumbled her way through an interview portion. Oh come on, you KNOW who I’m talking about, but don’t make me say her name. One of our former studettes was Kenya Moore, who nabbed the Miss Michigan USA crown in 1993, then Miss USA, and took fifth place in Miss Universe. Here’s some trivia: Kenya Moore was one of the Miss American contestants who were booed when the pageant took place in Mexico City, because as we all know, the Mexicans are classy that way.
Elizabeth Hurley in Diva Magazine
I wouldn’t call Elizabeth Hurley a Diva, but she was recently in Diva Magazine, which is world famous for being dedicated to divas from around the world. Well, probably not, I just made that last part up. But wouldn’t it be cool if I just made it up, but it turned out to be true after all, and I was actually right all along, but I didn’t know it and apologized for it? Man, that would be, like, mind-blowing or something! Anyhoo. Elizabeth Hurley looking her damn finest in Diva magazine. What a dish Liz is.
Heather Graham’s Hotness is Not One of the Reasons
Post her turn as Rollergirl in Paul Thomas Anderson’s Boogie Nights, I don’t think Heather Graham’s movie career could have been any more steaming than it was back then. But what happened? Well, a string of bad movie choices sure didn’t help, and Heather Graham ended up trying her hand on TV. Her comeback show of sorts was “Emily’s Reasons Why Not”, and the only question about the show was how come it sucked so much that no one turned in? Well we like to think that Heather Graham wasn’t the reason, because as you can see from these promos for the show, there’s absolutely no reason NOT to love Heather Graham.
Leighton Meester Makes me Want to Get Into Gossip
Being that I’m neither a squealing 13-year old girl or gay, I of course haven’t been watching the CW’s latest teen show, Gossip Girl. Mind you, not that I’m saying you have to be either a squealing 13-year old girl or gay to watch that show, I’m just saying — wait, actually, yeah, that is what I’m saying. Nevermind. Anyhoo, but if I was watching Gossip Girl, I would have caught sight of the extremely pretty Leighton Meester, who seems to have found her way on TV after some jumps and starts in the movie biz. She’s certainly been mining the TV landscape for a while now, with a string of tantalizing guest spots all over the place. Who could forget her thong-wearing guest star in House? I know I can’t!
The Post-Christmas Post with Kim Smith
Kim Smith lingerie pictures are always good for any day of the week, but there’s something special about posting them today, the day after Christmas. So, did you get everything you wanted, kids? If not, then don’t come crying to me. Santa left a big lump of coal in my stockings; then again, I think that’s coal. Er, where was I? Oh right, it’s the day after Christmas, and you know what that means — either go to the mall to fight with the crowd in hopes of getting something expensive very cheap, or just ogle incredible pictures of Kim Smith. Yeah, you’re feeling me.
Ho Ho Ho: Merry Christmas Special with Julie De Gouy
It’s Christmas Day, so what better way to celebrate than with some very special lingerie pictures of French model Julie De Gouy? Okay, okay, so maybe there are a couple of better ways to celebrate your Christmas Day, but just in case there are some of you out there who don’t have families to annoy and eat dinner (and perhaps lunch) with, here is something special just for you. Julie De Gouy plus lingerie equals one fantastic Christmas Day. (But do call the mom and pops. I’m sure they’ll love to hear from you. Or if not, then at least send some fruitcake, you bastards.)
Kristen Bell Bikini Pictures from Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Good God, does Kristen Bell look fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine in a two-piece bikini or does Kristen Bell look fiiiiiiiiiiiiine in a two-piece bikini? Yeah, I’m going to have to go with the former — and the latter. There is a brief scene in Kristen’s upcoming movie, the comedy “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”, where Kristen’s character, the titular Sarah Marshall, bumps into her ex-boyfriend in a hotel lobby, and she’s wearing a bikini. And damn, I’m telling you, if that brief moment doesn’t sell this film, nothing will. Check out those bikini pictures from that scene, and the trailer for the movie, below. (And oh yeah, apparently the movie is also pretty funny.)
Vladimir Putin is Time’s 2007 Person of the Year
Who says being a douche bag dictator doesn’t pay? Just ask ex-KGB thug Vladimir Putin, who was recently selected by Time Magazine as their Person of the Year. (Not MAN of the year, mind you, because that wouldn’t be politically correct, and Time is nothing if not pathetically politically correct nowadays.) Failing to meet the same level of douche baggery as Putin, and thus, failing to win the title, were environmental gasbag Al Gore, hokey fantasy writer J.K. Rowling, some dude from China name Hu Jintao, and U.S. Army General David Petraeus. Obviously Time’s Person of the Year title is a joke if someone like Rowling can actually be called a runner-up; who is running this magazine nowadays, 12-year old kids who still believes in unicorns and trolls?
Video of UFOs over Haiti is a Hoax
So there’s a video of two UFOs flying over Haiti that’s been pretty popular over at YouTube. Obviously we all know it’s fake, because let’s face it, the American Government (or any Government in the world for that matter) are full of incompetents, and to believe they can cover up UFOs flying over Haiti is giving them waaaaaaaaay too much credit. Anyways, the guy who posted this Haiti UFO video tells you why it’s fake: “The Trees are generated from the same 3D model. Their movements and look are identical. All the trees in the shot have identical leaf placements. The UFO’s and entire video is CGI, Its part of the Vue 6 Esprit - The Art of Natural 3D. Once you’ve seen the website and demo.” So there you go. Still looks kinda cool, though. How long has it been since we’ve seen a good UFO movie…?
Friday Night Lingerie Special with Adele Silva
Hey, any night is a good night for a lingerie pictorial special, because let’s face it, when you put a hot girl in lingerie and have her pose on or near a bed, it’s a good time had by all, but especially for all the boys out there. Our Friday Night lingerie special features British actress Adele Silva, most known for playing Kelly Windsor in the UK television soap opera Emmerdale. Will there be more such specials? Will this be the only one? Eh, who knows, maybe, maybe not. It’s not like I actually spend any real amount of time thinking this stuff up, you know. Now shaddup and enjoy the pictures.
Rachel Nichols is Scarlett in G.I. Joe
Hey, fans of cheesy 1980s cartoon shows, rejoice, because one of your shows, “G.I. Joe” is coming to a big screen near you! That’s right, they’re making a live-action, big-budget action movie based off the G.I. Joe cartoon and toy line, and they’ve nabbed the gorgeous Rachel Nichols to play Scarlett. You remember Scarlett — the superhot redhead in the show with the bow and kick-ass can-do attitude. Yeah, her. Well, they couldn’t have gotten a better actress for the role than Rachel Nichols, who although she’s mostly known as a blonde, I’ve seen her with redhead before, such as in these pictures. Now that’s a nice looking redhead!
Italian Spice with Laura Pausini
Italian pop star Laura Pausini has a great voice, so it’s too bad I don’t understand a single thing she’s singing about. More about her from Wikipedia: “Laura Pausini is a Grammy Award–winning, Italian pop singer, popular in several European , Arabic and Latin American countries, famed for her soulful voice, her romantic adult contemporary ballads and love songs. She is fluent and has recorded songs in Italian, Spanish and English. She has also recorded some songs in Portuguese, a language of which she has a good (but not excellent) knowledge, and French, which she does not speak at all.” Got all that?
Jodie Foster Finally Admits to Being Gay?
The big hullabalub around Hollywood water coolers this week is not whether Jodie Foster is gay (the general consensus seems to be that everyone has always known, they just didn’t want to talk about it), but whether she’s come out of the closet, perhaps accidentally? This all stems from a speech Foster gave at the Hollywood Reporter’s Women in Entertainment breakfast last week about Cydney Bernard, who is believed to be Foster’s gay lover of some 15 years or so. People have been wanting Foster to come out for years, but she’s never done so. Well, that is until now. Hey, you gotta be what you gotta be, right?
Duke Nukem Forever Teaser Trailer
Duke Nukem is back, bitches, so hide the kids and grandmas cause it’s gonna hurt! Okay, so maybe this thing has been in development, like, FOREVER, but maybe we’ll finally get it in 2007 — or 2008. Hell, I’ll be happy if this thing comes out this decade! Duke Nukem is one of the original bad boys of first-person shooters, and for my money, one of the most entertaining games out there. (How many other games out there have strippers doing their pole dance while you’re running around shooting alien scum?) Game developer 3D Realms has released a teaser trailer for Duke Nukem Forever, and is promising the release of the game sometime … well, sometime in this lifetime, hopefully. Geez, when was the first time we heard about this one, 2001??? Anyhoo, the teaser.