Archive | December, 2007

Carrie Underwood vs. Jessica Simpson — WHO YA GOT??

20 December 2007

Man, it sure doesn’t suck to be Dallas Quarterback stud Tony Romo. Then again, after Romo’s atrocious play last weekend against the Philadelphia Eagles, maybe it does kinda suck to be Tony Romo. But his love life is certainly something that doesn’t suck; after goofing off with country music princess Carrie Underwood, Romo is now [...]

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Tara Reid Bikini Pictures Scare Me

20 December 2007

Holy Mother of God, what happened? Wasn’t it just a few days ago that I posted some Tara Reid bikini pictures and mentioned that she was looking kinda good? And then these popped up online and — oh wow, what is going on here? Tara Reid has always had a little something “off” going on [...]

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Bad Girl Debra Lafave is Back in Court

20 December 2007

You can’t keep a bad girl down. Debra Lafave, the former middle school teacher who is currently doing a little house arrest for having sex with a student, made an appearance in a Hillsborough County, Florida courtroom Tuesday to face more charges. The latest reason The Man is using to try to put everyone’s favorite [...]

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Jennifer Sebnem Schaefer Returns

20 December 2007

It’s been a while since we last heard from German TV personality, hostess, actress, model, and in her spare time, defeater of terrorist scum Jennifer Sebnem Schaefer, or as she’s known to her friends, Jen Seb Schaf. No, really. Um, but perhaps not. Which reminds me of a story — which I would take this [...]

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Janet Jackson is Looking Good Again

20 December 2007

Remember that time when Janet Jackson was looking really good, so good that she showed a boob during the Superbowl? You gotta be pretty hot, and feeling pretty hot, to pull something like that. Then, do you remember when Janet Jackson stopped being hot, and just got really, really fat? Well that was then, and [...]

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Anna Chakvetadze Robbed, Tied Up in Moscow

19 December 2007

It’s tough enough being another in a long line of tennis phenoms with killer looks and a killer backhand to come out of Russia, but now Anna Chakvetadze can add burglary victim to her list of things NOT to do. News reports have the 21-year old Russian star (she ranked as high as No. 6 [...]

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Lost Season 4 Teaser Trailer

19 December 2007

It’s only thirty seconds of Lost, but when you haven’t gotten lost in a while (the season 4 premiere doesn’t start until January 31st 2008), any second are precious seconds. And so, Lost fans, here is the 30-second teaser trailer for your show. “Every person on this island will be killed,” says Mister Creepy Eyes. [...]

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Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant — OOPS!

19 December 2007

Chalk this one up to the old adage: “The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.” It turns out Britney Spears isn’t the only screwed up Spears in the family, because 16-year old Jamie Lynn Spears has admitted to OK! Magazine that she’s at least 12 weeks pregnant with boyfriend Casey Aldridge’s love child. Says [...]

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The Bachelor’s Trista Rehn in Maxim

19 December 2007

God Bless Reality TV. Sure, it’s full of crap and nothing on it is “real” in the least (seriously, anyone who thinks the crap that goes on in MTV’s “The Real World” is real needs to be put to sleep because we can’t allow your kind to propagate), but it has given us a lot [...]

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More Geri Halliwell Bikini Pictures

19 December 2007

Ask anyone, and they’ll tell you — I’ve always said that Geri Halliwell, aka Ginger Spice, was my favorite on the Spice Rack. Okay, so maybe I never actually said that to anyone, but I always meant to, and really, that’s almost as good as actually saying it. Am I right or am I right? [...]

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Batman: The Dark Knight Teaser Trailer

18 December 2007

Geeks, point up your geek antennaes, because the Dark Knight teaser trailer is here, and oh my frakkin’ God does it look good or does it look good? I’m so lovin’ the gritty, down-to-Earth aura Nolan is doing with this one. And the Joker? Holy crap. Heath Ledger freaks me out, man. I don’t know [...]

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Rachael Leigh Cook in Men’s Fitness

18 December 2007

In her recent appearance in Men’s Fitness magazine, the title is, “Grown and Gorgeous”. Okay, I agree with the second part, but since when has Rachael Leigh Cook NOT been grown? She wasn’t a child star, was she? Because if she was, I don’t recall. Rachael Leigh Cook is now twenty-eight years old, but it [...]

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Down Under with Erin Normoyle

18 December 2007

According to her Myspace page, Australian model Erin Normoyle has been modeling since she was twelve years old. Which is pretty damn astounding, because when I was twelve, I was still trying to figure out why the toilet water goes in one direction, but not the other. And then there was that whole mystery about [...]

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Rambo is Back. You Ready, Bitches?

18 December 2007

You hear that? That’s the sound of some scummy soldier intent on raping the poor, lovely flower that is Julie Benz screaming in pain as Rambo guts him from ear to ear. Yep, there is buckets and buckets of blood in the latest Rambo sequel, to just be called “Rambo”, which I guess is kinda [...]

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Whatever Happened to … Shannon Elizabeth?

18 December 2007

“American Pie” was more than eight years ago, but it mind as well be twenty for the good it did Shannon Elizabeth’s movie career. Okay, so it basically launched her movie career, or what little she has at the moment, because without it who knows where she would be. And where is that, exactly? Um, [...]

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Hayes MacArthur Takes Ali Larter Off the Market

18 December 2007

It’s official, boys — December is shaping up to be a bad month; first, some guy knocks up Jessica Alba, and now a nobody actor has taken Ali Larter off the market. That’s right: TV star and soon to be movie star Ali Larter said Yes when actor boyfriend Hayes MacArthur poppped the question over [...]

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Bikini Newsbabe Alycia Lane Arrested for Punching Cop

17 December 2007

Hey, remember Alycia Lane? Well of course you do. She was the CBS news anchor who was recently involved in that whole “home wrecker” dispute with former ESPN and now NFL Network anchor Rich Eisen. Remember, she was the one who allegedly sent bikini pictures of herself to Eisen, only to have Eisen’s wife Suzy [...]

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Tony Parker’s French Ooh Lala Alexandra Paressant

17 December 2007

According to French model Alexandra Paressant, she’s Tony Parker’s girlfriend. Or at least, she slept with the Spurs point guard, who just happens to be married to Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria. True? Not true? I don’t know, and to be honest, I just wanna give Tony Parker a big “atta boy!” and high-five, because [...]

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Kristen Bell is Smart (and Hot)

17 December 2007

Kristen Bell is smart. Or at least that’s what her T-shirt tells me. And hey, when Kristen Bell is wearing a very tight T-shirt, what am I going to do, pretend I don’t notice? That’s like Charlie Sheen pretending he’s not the biggest douche bag in America. It just ain’t possible, man! But I digress. [...]

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Angelina Jolie + Cold Hard Steel = Blockbuster

16 December 2007

Say what you will about the upcoming movie “Wanted” (it’s crap, it has nothing to do with the comics, etc), but whoever made it sure knows a secret that Hollywood hasn’t always been able to grab onto. And what’s that secret, you ask? It’s this: You put Angelina Jolie in an action movie where she [...]

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