Archive | December, 2007

What Time is it? It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

16 December 2007

What time is it? It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time! Who knew something as simple as peanut butter and jelly, or as it’s known in the olden days, PBJ, could be such a viral masterwork? It went from this very simple video on YouTube to making an appearance in a Family Guy episode to entertaining sports [...]

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Nell McAndrew’s Ass is Futuristic

16 December 2007

Now I could very well take the easy route and tell you that British model Nell McAndrew is selling a new phone service or a new phone model in these pictures, but what fun is that? Instead, I’m going to tell you that Nell McAndrew is model from the future, thus explaining the futuristic looking [...]

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Amelia Heinle is Young and Restless and Hot

16 December 2007

Let’s face it, kids, when your parents name you “Amelia”, you better be hot. Or at least, kinda pretty. Luckily for actress Amelia Heinle from The Bold and the Beautiful, she’s not just kinda pretty, but she’s also hot, which, uh, kinda works out, and once again reinforces my theory that I’m just way too [...]

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Russian Songbird Svetlana Svetikova

16 December 2007

Russia is known for a lot of things — snow, furry hats, and of course, pretty songbirds like Svetlana Svetikova. Okay, so maybe they’re most known for furry hats and vodka, but you know, if you dig deeper, you might catch hints of girls like Svetlana Svetikova plying their trade as pop singers. And of [...]

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Italian Spice with Maddalena Corvaglia

16 December 2007

Our latest does of Italian Spice comes courtesy of Maddalena Corvaglia, one of the co-hosts of the Italian TV show Balls of Steel. Like her fellow TV hostess Elisabetta Canalis, all that’s required of Maddalena Corvaglia to do her job is to look good on stage and in very tight skirts, two criteria that Maddalena [...]

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Amanda Beard Bikini Pictures

16 December 2007

Amanda Beard in a two-piece bikini is Heaven on Earth. Then again, when you’ve spent your entire life in a swimsuit and once appeared in Playboy, isn’t it a given that you should look slammin’ in a bikini? In any case, Amanda Beard was somewhere doing something with some guy, and took the time to [...]

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Helena Bonham Carter as Bellatrix Lestrange

16 December 2007

So English actress Helena Bonham Carter did this really obscure movie called “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix” (you may have heard about it?), playing a character called Bellatrix Lestrange (hey, it’s a fantasy novel written by a chick who was pretending to be a man, you figure it out). After “Phoenix”, she [...]

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Winnie the Pooh Teaches Kids about “Bad Touching”

14 December 2007

Oh my God, what a bad, weird, and funny video from, from the looks of it, either the ’80s or ’90s. It’s a live-action Winnie the Pooh (a guy in a bear suit) teaching another guy in a bear suit (except this suit is pink) about “bad touching”. I think this is somehow supposed to [...]

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Mischa Barton in Maxim

14 December 2007

Mischa Barton’s “people” must have told her in her post-OC career that she needs to get out there and shake that money maker of hers, because frankly, Mischa hasn’t been making money for anyone lately. Her movies have bombed since she left The OC, and that once-promising career seems to have waned a tad. After [...]

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Original Family Guy Pilot by Seth MacFarlane

14 December 2007

Wow, I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before. It’s the original pilot of Family Guy by show creator Seth MacFarlane that, apparently he sent in to FOX as an example of the show he wanted to do. Everything you know and love about Family Guy and the Griffin family is here, except the art [...]

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Brit Babe Invasion: Coleen McLoughlin

14 December 2007

Our British lass for the day, Coleen McLoughlin, is famous for being famous. Or in this case, famous for being married to a football player. (That’s soccer to you Americanos.) According to her entry in Wikipedia, Coleen “regularly appears in the English tabloids amidst accusations of doing nothing but shopping all day and frequently holidaying [...]

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The Only Reason to Watch Golf: Alli Spencer

14 December 2007

Okay, so maybe Alli Spencer is the ONLY reason to watch golf, because let’s face it, any sport that requires total silence from everyone can’t be called an actual “sport”. If you’re such a weak assling that you can’t “putt” or “stroke” your little white ball while people are talking, then you’re just as lame [...]

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Linda Cardellini in Maxim

14 December 2007

The lovely Linda Cardellini plays Nurse Samantha Taggert on the long-running NBC show ER, which as we all know is short for, erm, emergency…something. Anyways. Before that, Linda Cardellini was in the Scooby Doo movies, and in 2008 you can see her in the feature-length flick “The Heaven Project”. Here she is in the January [...]

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Picture of the Day: Scarlett Johansson

14 December 2007

Our Picture of the Day is Scarlett Johansson, in the one picture that had men everywhere in a-twitter when it came out a few years back. I’m not sure when that was, but it was a while ago, but to this day I can’t get this picture out of my mind. Tell me this is [...]

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Megan Fox Likes it Hard and Long

14 December 2007

In this week’s Totally Unnecessary Phallic Symbol of the Day, Megan Fox likes it very hard and very long. I’m talking about the glass thingamagig they give to winners of the Annual Hollywood Life Breakthrough Awards, of course. (What did you think I mean? Hush your dirty mind!) And no, I don’t know what the [...]

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Shannyn Sossamon in One Missed Call Promos

14 December 2007

Shannyn Sossamon starring in the Hollywood remake of the Japanese horror movie “One Missed Call” isn’t a surprise, because she’s mostly been doing genre work now, but I am shock to see Edward Burns co-starring. Didn’t this guy used to have an actual movie career? Oh well. Anyways, here are some “One Missed Call” stills [...]

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Julia Roberts is Looking Good

14 December 2007

Like a lot of the actresses out there that Hollywood deems “beautiful”, Julia Roberts is one of those women who are very hit-and-miss with me. (Another is Sarah Jessica Parker, in case you were wondering.) Oftentimes Julia Roberts just looks way too, well, raw to me; those high cheekbones can be pretty scary, and that [...]

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Brit Babe Invasion: Louise Glover

13 December 2007

I can’t believe I’ve gone years on this site and I’ve never posted a single picture of Louise Glover. What am I, retarded? (Wait, don’t answer that.) Anyhoo, Louise Glover is our Brit Babe for the day, and yes, I’m guessing that her impressive chest has something to do with her popularity in her native [...]

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A Kimberly Caldwell Sighting

13 December 2007

So where has former American Idol Kimberly Caldwell been keeping herself lately? I haven’t seen a whole lot of her since the first season of American Idol, and there was a bikini shoot a while back, but since then, not so much. Well that changed earlier tonight when I spotted Kimberly Caldwell back in her [...]

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Knight Rider’s New KITT is a Ford Mustang

13 December 2007

Hey there, Knight Rider fans. Wait, there are self-admitted Knight Rider fans out there, right? I know I used to watch the show as a youngster, but I wouldn’t be caught dead admitting to people that I used to like that show. Mind you, not that I hate it, or dislike those of you who [...]

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