Archive | December, 2007

SNL’s Celebrity Jeopardy with Will Ferrell

13 December 2007

When Will Ferrell slips on the fake ’stache and stands in front of the Jeopardy board, it’s good times had by all. There’s a running gag where Alex Trebek is constantly in a battle against Sean Connery, played by Darrell Hammond. Faux Connery is always making sexual innuendos and faux Trebek is constantly exasperated by [...]

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Reiko Aylesworth vs. Aliens and Predators: WHO YA GOT???

13 December 2007

If I have this correctly, in the upcoming sci-fi sequel “Aliens vs. Predator 2: Requiem” (don’t know why they needed the ‘Requiem’ part, but hey, whatever makes them happy, right?), former 24 babe Reiko Aylesworth plays a soldier returning home to her small Colorado town who ends up having to fight both the Predators and [...]

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Latin Flavor: Andrea Garcia

13 December 2007

As my five or so daily visitors know, my Spanish begins and ends with the word “hola”, which of course means “Dude, where’s my car?” Because, you know, I lost my car once in Mexico and that’s what people kept saying to me, so that’s what it has to mean, right? Anyhoo. Our Latin Flavor [...]

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Martina Schindler

13 December 2007

On her official website, our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Slovakia’s own Martina Schindler writes: “Many people consider me to be an “ice queen”, although I’m really not like that. But when I have to stand in front of the cameras, I find it hard to show my true emotions and I don’t want [...]

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Nell McAndrew is a Dirty Girl

13 December 2007

English model Nell McAndrew is a dirty girl. No, not in the sense that Christina Aguilera tried desperately to be “drrrty” back in her “I don’t wanna be innocent anymo!” phase. Dirty in the sense that, even covered in dirty for a photoshoot, Nell McAndrew is still smoking hot. Seriously, I don’t know what this [...]

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Ayda Field Brings Sexy Back to You

12 December 2007

If you happen to stumble across FOX’s hit new sitcom Back to You, you might have asked yourself who the hot brunette with the impressive rack and killer comedic timings was. No, I’m not talking about Patricia Heaton, although she certainly qualifies, but rather Ayda Field, who plays weather girl Montana on the show. You [...]

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Jessica Alba is Pregnant with Cash Warren’s Demon Seed

12 December 2007

Well it had to happen, kids. Some one has finally managed to impregnate Jessica Alba and ruin her for men everywhere. People.com says that they have confirmed that Alba is indeed preggers with assistant director Cash Warren’s lovechild. The two met and started dating in 2004 when they both worked on the set of the [...]

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Live-Action Speed Racer Trailer

12 December 2007

One word: Holy crap, this is weird. What the hell were the Wachowski brothers (well, one brother and one sister, now, that one of them went and got his you-know-what snipped off in favor of a you-know-what) sniffing when they shot this thing? It looks like what they were probably intending: an animated movie made [...]

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Japanese Robot Wars!!

12 December 2007

Those wacky Japanese. You can always count on them to do something weird, whether it be the outlandish premises of their game shows, or what to do with their robots. In this case, robot battles! Well, actually, robot punching and kicking and whatnot. Nothing so far out like flying robots shooting photons at each other [...]

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More Sonya Kraus

12 December 2007

Why more Sonya Kraus? Because when you find something good, why not get more of it? It’s simple math, isn’t it? Kind of like, “Wow, this cheese cake tastes really good, I gotta get me more!” Or if you’re a car guy, you can change cheese cake with, like, a car or something. Okay, maybe [...]

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Gigi Ravelli

12 December 2007

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Gigi Ravelli, who hails from Laren, Noord-Holland, Netherlands, which makes her, er, a Netherman. Or is that Dutch? Yeah, I think Dutch sounds a lot more correct. In any case, she’s an actress, most famous for playing Lorena Gonzalez on the TV show “Goede tijden, slechte tijden”, [...]

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More from Tennis Babe Nicole Vaidisova

12 December 2007

Tennis babe Nicole Vaidisova is not Russian, but if she wanted to pretend to be one, I don’t think anyone would bat an eye. Check out the stats: tall, leggy, athletic, and blonde. And oh yeah, she can swing a mean racket. Basically, all the ingredients to pose as a Russian tennis star. Now I [...]

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Michael Vick Gets 23 Months for Dog Fighting Charges

11 December 2007

Oh, Michael Vick. So talented, so elusive, so … FRAKKIN’ STUPID. Here’s Michael Vick’s train of thought: “Gee, since I make millions and millions throwing a little pigskin around and doing commercials, why don’t I dabble a little in dog fighting? Because, you know, that’s fun and whatnot.” You dumb ass moron. Michael Vick has [...]

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Random Supermodel of the Day: Anastassija Makarenko

11 December 2007

Would it shock you if I told you that our Random Supermodel of the day Anastassija Makarenko is a Russian? It does? What, you didn’t get “Russian” when you saw the tall leggy body, the blonde hair, and that icy cold stare that is parts scary and parts hot? Or hey, how about the fact [...]

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Latin Flavor: Barbara Herrera

11 December 2007

Our Latin Flavor for the day is model Barbara Herrera, who hails from Lima, Peru, where I’m told they make really good lima beans. Right? Well, that’s what I heard, anyway. I could be wrong, of course, and in fact I probably am, but what are you gonna do? Can’t be right all the time. [...]

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Mary Elizabeth Winstead in FHM

10 December 2007

Love Mary Elizabeth Winstead. She’s a very talented young actress, with emphasis on young. The little lady is going to be around for a long time, and I love the fact that she’s been in a horror movie sequel (Final Destination 3) and something as wacky as Grindhouse, but she’s also done mainstream action like [...]

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Heidi Klum Gets the Giggles, and It’s Still Hot

10 December 2007

When you’re Heidi Klum, and you’re a supermodel from Germany making millions by wearing nothing or very little, then even when you get the giggles it’s hot. I mean, hell, when I get the giggles people always try to punch me, but you put a Victoria’s Secret model in her bra and panties and film [...]

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Vedrana Djorgevic

10 December 2007

I could be wrong by putting Vedrana Djorgevic in our Random Foreign Babe of the Day column, since I know nothing about her, and haven’t been able to find all that much, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say that yeah, I’m pretty sure she’s foreign. How can I be so [...]

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Latin Flavor: Paulina Rubio

10 December 2007

To be honest with you, I don’t know why it’s taken me this long to post Paulina Rubio in our Latin Flavor category. God knows I’ve been aware of the spicy Mexican singer for a long time now, but, you know, I’m going senile and whatnot. But hey, better late than never, right? Paulina is [...]

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Tara Reid Bikini Pictures

10 December 2007

Tara Reid was somewhere doing something when she decided to go for a dip in the public swimming pool in her two-piece bikini. The picture of Tara about to get into the pool is a little disturbing; the girl is stick-thin, but curiously, the pictures of her inside the pool isn’t all bad. By the [...]

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