Archive for January, 2008
Nichole Hiltz is a Hit with Hotness
Nichole Hiltz is a former model who can be seen in magazines like Stuff and elsewhere, and who has parlayed her ability to take off as much clothes as possible while still not actually being nude into numerous acting gigs. She turned a small role in “Shallow Hal” as a “sorority girl” and “Alien Jumpsuit Chick #2″ in “Dude, Where’s my Car” into a starring role in movies like “Act of Revenge” and “Blueberry”. Her latest is “Trailer Park of Terror”, which is currently making the rounds in Sundance, and she’s got a regular, steady gig on the FX Network’s “The Riches” TV show. Basically, you’re going to be seeing a whole lot more of her, and this is a good enough spot to start your introduction to Nichole Hiltz.
Carmen Electra Has a Crush on You
Ever wondered what it would be like if a hot babe like Carmen Electra had a crush on you? Well wonder no more, kids, because Carmen does have a crush on you — at least, she promises to pretend she does if you promise to go see her new movie “Meet the Spartans”, which from the looks of it is a combination “300″ and “Meet the Parents” spoof, although all I saw were spoofs on “300″, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and “Happy Feet”. Anyhoo. The “geniuses” behind the movie have created a site here where you can enter your name, picture, and phone number, and Carmen Electra will call you professing her love to you. Kind of. Hey, I know it’s all pretend, but still, it’s kinda cool anyways. You’ll always be able to say, “Carmen Electra called me at home while I was sitting at the computer in my dirty underwear!” Oh yeah.
Jess Weixler’s Hotness has Teeth
In her new movie “Teeth”, Louisville, Kentucky native Jess Weixler plays a young high school student who has something very, very wrong with her, you know, “down there”. Hint: It’s got teeth, and it’s not supposed to have teeth. It’s a love story, doncha know? The movie’s tagline is, “Every rose has its thorns,” and is written and directed by a twisted bastard name Mitchell Lichtenstein. Anyhoo. We think Jess Weixler is destined for greatness. Check out some pictures of the Louisville babe from “Teeth” and a clip from her movie. Man, talk about “No means no!” This is more like, “No means ouch!” Damn.
Lost Seasons 1 to 3 Recap
If you’re like me, you’ve always wanted to watch Lost, but you just never got around to it. Okay, so maybe even when you did get around to it, you were so hopelessly lost that you sort of gave up after a few minutes. And with Season 4 gearing up, everyone wants to get back on the island, so here’s a 9-minute video put together by ABC that brings you up to speed on what’s happened on the island so far in Seasons 1 through 3. It’s obviously not the ENTIRE thing, as that would take ages, but it’s a cool enough recap that you do get a feel for the storyline so far. Man, what is the deal with the smoke monster…?
Denise Richards and Pam Anderson are Blonde and Blonder
I can’t decide if Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson teaming up to play dumb blondes in the comedy “Blonde and Blonder” means they’ve given up the serious acting thing and are now completely embracing their blondeness, or if this is shrewdness on their part — playing type in an attempt to play against type? Uh, I’m confused. Here’s what the movie is about: “Comic mayhem ensues when two lovely blondes, Dee and Dawn, are mistaken as international mob killers.” Yeah, and they’re both really blondes, with huge racks. (Well, Anderson’s rack is still huge, but Richards seems to have gotten smaller?) What more could you ask for? Hopefully some raunchy comedy slash nudity would be nice. Check out a pic from the movie below.
Random Supermodel of the Day: Teresa Moore
You may not know a whole lot about our Random Supermodel of the Day, Teresa Moore, but take my word for it, the girl is definitely worth noticing. Or hey, you could stop being so damn lazy and check out her pictures below, and don’t take my word for it. But whatever the case, Teresa Moore hails from New Zealand, and stands 5′9″, which is plenty tall enough in case you were wondering. She has done work for Diesel, Gap, Glo Jeans, Neutrogena, Triumph, and did I mention that the girl looks practically slammin’ in lingerie?
Nina Moric Bikini Pictures
Former Croatian model turned Ricky Martin music video babe turned the hottest chick with a the most perfect bikini body ever, you won’t find a whole lot of girls who can top Nina Moric in a lot of categories. Certainly, the big, fake rack counts against her, but when the rest of the package is this great, is it really worth complaining about? Well, probably not, unless Nina Moric would like to convince me otherwise, because as everyone knows, I’m easily convinced. Nina Moric bikini pictures. Otchie matchie!
Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Susan Atwell
I don’t know very much about our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Susan Atwell, except that her name doesn’t sound all that German to me, which I’m told she is. Well, IMDB.com tells me she’s a German actress and TV host who hails from Hamburg, Germany, but the last time IMDB.com told me anything and I believed it, I ended up in Canada when I was trying to get to Mexico. I mean, come on, IMDB.com, why the hate, bro? Anyhoo. It’s Susan Atwell, and she’s very attractive, and has nice abs, and please to enjoy.
Super Bowl XLII is Set: Patriots vs. Giants
It’s on! After a full day of killer football, Super Bowl XLII is set and ready to go: the undefeated New England Patriots versus the improbable New York Giants. What you have here is basically a team that everyone expected to reach the Super Bowl reaching the Super Bowl, and the team that no one expected to reach the Super Bowl doing likewise. When you look at it, the Giants are the more impressive team — they beat three teams in a roll on the road in the Playoffs just to make it to the Super Bowl. The Pats, meanwhile, only had to beat two teams in the comforts of home. Here’s my pick for Super Bowl XLII: Pats in a squeaker. Or maybe Pats in a blow-out. Either/or. It’ll still be the Pats.
Carla Bruni Bikini Pictures
Carla Bruni is a former Italian supermodel turned singer turned dater of political leaders. I.e. she’s the tall, statuesque babe currently walking on the arm of French President Sarkozy. And as you can see from these pictures of Carla at the beach in a two-piece bikini, she’s also a stunning babe with legs that goes on forever and the kind of body that Germany might just invade France all over again just to possess. You know those wacky Germans, watch out for the, France! But man, is Carla Bruni looking incredible or is she looking incredible? Oooh lala me likey!
Latin Flavor: Fernanda Mello
I originally posted Fernanda Mello under our Random Supermodel of the Day, but since she’s also obviously Latin, I’ve chosen to post more pictures of her in our Latin Flavor category. Yes, you guessed it; it’s all just one big, lame excuse to post really hot pictures of a really hot model. So get off my back already; this site and myself are shallow that way. If you want deep and insightful political commentary, may I suggest Aint-It-Cool-News.com? Wait, they don’t do political commentary, either. Or at least, nothing coherent. Oh well. Please to ogle Fernanda Mello bikini pictures.
Heidi Montag in Maxim
Heidi Montag, for the uninitiated, is one of the stars (and I use the term loosely) on The Hills. The Hills, for the uninitiated, is one of MTV’s Godawful “reality” (yeah, right) TV shows that has less basis in reality than, say, all those movies about how Sarah Jessica Parker is a gorgeous New Yorker and such. But Heidi Montag doesn’t look half bad, and after a couple of trips under the knife, she’s looking practically hot. Here’s Heidi and her new wares on the cover and in the pages of the February issue of Maxim Magazine. Hey, I don’t watch The Hills, but I’d like to climb them hills!
Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Ana Johnsson
Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Ana Johnsson, a Swedish songwriter and singer who is fluent in Swedish, English, German and Norwegian. And according to some bio of her I’ve seen, she was, for a time, a “semi”-professional snowboarder, which probably means she was good enough that she considered taking it up as a profession, but decided not to. Then again, she could be really bad at snowboarding, but I just can’t see someone this hot being bad at anything. That makes sense, right? Anyhoo. Some album promos and a video of her song “We Are”. Not bad…
Rachel Bilson Bikini Pictures in GQ
I can’t decide if Rachel Bilson is really sexy in her little itty bitty bikini in this latest spread for GQ Magazine, or if I’m a tad disturbed that she’s a little itty bitty tiny person. How tall is Rachel Bilson, anyway, 3-feet-and-change? Eh, who cares, she still looks pretty darn good in a two-piece bikini. Catch Rachel Bilson post “The OC” in the movie “Jumper” with that guy from the “Star Wars” prequels. The movie actually looks pretty good, and hopefully it’ll be a hit so we can see more of Rachel Bilson on the big screen.
Frank Caliendo as John Madden Skits
Frank Caliendo started off as a castmember on FOX’s little-seen skit show MadTV, but he’s since broaden off into his own TV show on one of the basic cable networks. Caliendo is a brilliant imitator, and he can do pretty much everyone, but his best impression has to be as John Madden, the football announcer. What makes it so funny? Probably how Caliendo makes Madden look like a total spaz, and will go on for whole sentences without actually saying anything, or even forming actual words. Here are some of Frank Caliendo’s best moments as John Madden.
Jennifer Garner is Leatherific
I love Jennifer Garner. How can you not love Jennifer Garner? You would have to be a frakkin’ Commie not to have a neverending adoration for Jennifer Garner. The woman is just spectacular, whether she’s battling spies on Alias or battling ninjas in the movies, or fooling around with lucky bastards in romantic comedies. You gotta love Jennifer Garner, especially when she’s wearing tight leather, because let’s face it, the only thing better than a hot woman is a hot woman in tight leather.
Barbara Herrera Lingerie Special
Some supermodels do the cute thing, some do the sexy thing, and some go for the smoldering hot look thing. As for Barbara Herrera, she’s going with the last thing. Why? Probably because she can pull it off and look good while doing it. So here’s your totally pointless lingerie special posting featuring Barbara Herrera. Wait, there is nothing totally pointless about posting lingerie pictures of a woman as super hot as Barbara Herrera. Some women can fit into their underoos, and others look silly; Barbara Herrera does NOT look silly. Please to enjoy.
Dania Ramirez is Not Dangerous, But Hot
Dania Ramirez was the latest addition to NBC’s “sinking quicker than a rock in a pond” show Heroes this year, but unfortunately her character sucked and is more annoying than Rosie O’Donnell trying to tell me a 9/11 conspiracy. But who cares if Heroes is sucking harder than a donkey this year, at least Dania Ramirez is super hot, and the show would improve if she comes back next year. Of course they’ll have to make her character Maya a little bit less whiny, but hey, as long as she’s still hot, right? Damn right. That’s pretty much all I want in my TV show.
Good God How Cute is Emmy Rossum?
Holy geez, just how cute is Emmy Rossum? She’s so bloody cute that I would run through a wall to prove how cute she is. Emmy Rossum is so cute that I would maybe rob a liquor store if she asked me to. And hell, I might even use a fast food joint’s bathroom if she insisted, and the two guys who read this site on a regular basis knows how much I hate using bathrooms at fast food joints. I mean, come on, have you seen these places? They’re disgusting! But anyways, that’s how cute I think Emmy Rossum is. Here she is somewhere being super cute.
American Idol’s Newest Babe: Kristy Lee Cook
If you were watching American Idol’s seventh season premiere episode last night (and let’s face it, most of you were, don’t lie), then you caught the blonde girl from Oregon named Kristy Lee Cook and instantly fell in love. How could you not? She’s 23 years old of sex appeal and ass-kicking goodness (she’s training to be a cage fighter!). And oh yeah, she also has a pretty damn good voice to go along with those good looks and lethal fists of fury. Check out Kristy Lee Cook, possibly American Idol’s next latest and greatest hottie. And the best part? She’s gonna be baaaaaaaaack.