Archive | January, 2008

Terrell Owens Cries Like a Little Girl

16 January 2008

There is a moment after the Dallas Cowboys lost to the New York Giants where Terrell Owens, he of the big fly shades and bald head, starts crying to the media about how they (the media) are now going to pin the blame on Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. Which, if you’ve seen the game, I [...]

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More Helena Paparizou Goodness

16 January 2008

You know my policy regarding repeated posting of hot women — if one posting of said hot woman was deemed good enough the first time around, posting more pictures of said hot woman is definitely the way to go. And so it is the case with Greek singer Helena Paparizou, most famous for her song [...]

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Anahi Gonzales Lingerie Special

16 January 2008

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — a model in bra and panties is always a pleasure to post, and a pleasure to ogle. But hey, I gotta justify this post, so allow me to go on and on about nothing for a moment. Let’s see, what should I babble about? Oh [...]

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Alexandra Maria Lara

16 January 2008

Oh sure, most people are given three names when they’re born, but how many of us actually uses all three in our professional lives? You got your Jennifer Love Hewitts and your Johnny Lee Millers and your — er, well, that’s pretty much all the three-name actors I can think of. What I’m trying to [...]

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Latin Flavor: Martha Higareda

15 January 2008

Mexican actress Martha Higareda defines what we love about our Southward ladies — dark, smoldering, hot, and mucho spicy. Our Latin Flavor of the day Martha Higareda hails from Villa Hermosa, Tabasco, Mexico, which leads me to this story: I once put some Tobasco in some Tecate, and woooooweeee was it good! You should give [...]

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Cloverfield Hottie Odette Yustman

15 January 2008

Being a regular on a little seen show like October Road didn’t do a whole lot for Odette Yustman’s career, and neither was being a bikini-clad regular on the stillborn South Beach TV show. But all that’s going to change for the sultry brunette when she pops up onscreen in J.J. Abrams’ much-hyped “Cloverfield” monster [...]

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Japanese Girls with Meat on their Head vs. a Komodo Dragon

14 January 2008

God Bless the Japanese. I swear, if you looked up the words, “The World’s Craziest Game Shows”, you’d see the words, “See the Japanese people.” Because let’s face it, people, who else but the Japanese would think of a game show where nubile young girls put meat on their head, poke their heads up a [...]

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Mariana Monteiro

14 January 2008

You know, to be perfectly honest with you, I had no ideas the girls in Portugal were packing as much heat as our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Mariana Monteiro. If I had known that, I would have found out where Portugal was, and made my way there. Right after I finished painting the [...]

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Alesha Dixon in FHM

14 January 2008

Not content to just look really hot in FHM, British babe Alesha Dixon has the English singer, MC, songwriter and television personality added to her healthy resume. Which, in my opinion, is way too much. I’ll be lucky if I can put “semi-literate website writer guy” to my list, and here’s Alesha with, like, ten [...]

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Emily Blunt is Smoking Hot in GQ

14 January 2008

I’ve posted pictures of British actress Emily Blunt before, but I don’t think I’ve really fully appreciated what kind of smoking hotness she has going on. But don’t worry, kids, because this latest appearance in GQ Magazine is going to change all that. It’s not like Emily Blunt is nude here, or half naked, or [...]

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Latin Flavor: Majandra Delfino

14 January 2008

What’s a hottie from Caracas, Venezuela to do to gain a little bit of fame? Well showing up in a stunning photoshoot showing a hint of her cash and prizes wouldn’t hurt. Our Latin Flavor of the day, Majandra Delfino, is looking mighty fine in these series of pictures. And if you don’t know who [...]

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Ashlee Simpson Bikini Pictures

14 January 2008

Hey, remember those days when Ashlee Simpson was a punk rebel rocker who wanted nothing to do with sister Jessica’s sugary pop image? And then, as if overnight, young Ashlee started to look more and more and more like Jessica? Well, that has nothing to do with these bikini pictures of Ashlee Simpson, but I [...]

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Survivor: Micronesia Potential Hotties

11 January 2008

Let’s face it: the only reason to watch these Reality TV shows is to see which very attractive girl will come out of nowhere (say, Kansas or Nebraska, you know, one of those places we’ve all heard about, but have never actually visited cause they’re, like, really hidden or something) and grace the covers of [...]

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Tyler Hansbrough Dunks on 7′7″ Kenny George

11 January 2008

You know, when you’re 7′7″, you’re expected to do a lot of things — such as, stop people who are smaller than you from, you know, dunking on your big, King Kong-like ass. But I guess nobody told University of North Carolina at Asheville center Kenny George that. George, who stands 7′7″, recently got a [...]

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Take a Ride on Mercedes McNab

11 January 2008

I’ve been hearing the name Mercedes McNab for a while now, but I never really knew who she was. No wonder, because her biggest role to date has been on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its spin-off show, Angel, where she played the character Harmony Kendall. She’s had other roles in other TV shows, but [...]

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Daniela Domrose

11 January 2008

It should come as no surprise that our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Daniela Domrose, is a former beauty queen, nabbing the Miss Deutschland in 2006, because let’s face it, you gotta be a pretty hot to win a beauty pageant, and once you’ve achieved that, landing in our column is pretty simple stuff. [...]

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Random Supermodel of the Day: Julia Stegner

11 January 2008

So you think Heidi Klum is the only supermodel out there? Well you’re wrong, suckers! Wrong! There’s another one, and she’s our Random Supermodel of the Day, Julia Stegner. Before wading into the world of supermodeling, Julia Stegner played basketball in school, nabbing the nickname “Bean Bar” because she liked beans, and, um, beans as [...]

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Latin Flavor: Fernanda Martinelli

11 January 2008

Who is our Latin Flavor for today, Fernanda Martinelli? Nobody really knows, except that she’s Brazilian, and that’s pretty much it. Here’s quick rundown of her modeling career from Wikipedia: “Very little is known about her. Between the years 2003-2004 she made a model album for the website Morango. As of January 2007, she appeared [...]

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Matsushita Shows Off Their 150-Inch Plasma TV

10 January 2008

Holy crap. How small does your penis have to be for you to buy a 150-inch Plasma TV just to show off to your buddies? Wait, my penis is pretty small, so I’m definitely getting this thing when it hits the market! Japanese TV folks Matsushita showed off their brand spanking new 150-incher at the [...]

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Golf’s Kelly Tilghman Suspended for Tiger Woods Lynching Remarks

10 January 2008

Wow. Golf. Remember when people actually considered that a sport, instead of a bunch of rich dorks in dorky clothes in the grass swinging a heavy steel pole at tiny white balls? Yup, the good ol days. I bet way back then you wouldn’t have gotten suspended from your job just because you replied to [...]

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