Archive | January, 2008

Lamar Odom Body Blocks Ray Allen

3 January 2008

I think pretty much anyone who watches NBA basketball will tell you that L.A. Lakers big man Lamar Odom is one swell guy. He’s faced a ton of adversity in his persona life, and has risen above it. Which is why this obviously flagrant foul by Lamar Odom on Boston Celtics shooting guard Ray Allen [...]

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Tila Tequila Gets a Second Season of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila

3 January 2008

Who doesn’t love Tila Tequila? The little bundle of sex appeal and tattoos has gotten geeks and lesbians to do the most disgusting things, all for the chance to date her. And she even gave a lap dance to one of her contestant’s grandmother. Hey, I’m embarrassed to tell you that I watch a lot [...]

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Trojan Love with the USC Cheerleaders

3 January 2008

So I was watching the USC-Illinois game a few days ago during the Rose Bowl, and although I have absolutely no love for the Trojans football squad (seriously, can ESPN and every other media outlet hype them up enough? I think not), the Trojan cheerleaders are another matter. I don’t know what it is — [...]

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Random Supermodel of the Day: Jamie Gunns

3 January 2008

Our Random Supermodel of the Day is the improbably named (but it’s apparently her real name) Jamie Gunns, who was scouted when she was just a wee bit 15, but turned down the offer, which means she’s not a dumb girl. Later, Jamie got into acting, and became the new face of Roberto Cavalli, and [...]

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Miranda Kerr is Bikini-licious

3 January 2008

Pretty celebrities in rare bikini moments are fine and well, but sometimes you just gotta have the real thing — supermodels doing the bikini thing is probably as close to perfection as you can possibly get. And while Australian supermodel Miranda Kerr doesn’t have what I would consider the perfect bikini body, it’s still pretty [...]

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Ex Beauty Queen Kumari Fulbright Indicted for Torture, Kidnapping

2 January 2008

Former Arizona beauty queen Kumari Fulbright has been a very, very bad girl, and is just one of many former and current beauty queens who have gotten themselves into trouble. But oh boy, Kumari Fulbright really took it further — she didn’t do some blow or took off her clothes, but instead she kidnapped and [...]

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Rosie O’Donnell is Parade’s Most Annoying Celebrity

2 January 2008

The good times just don’t end for Rosie O’Donnell, who has been voted by Parade Magazine readers as the Most Annoying Celebrity of 2007. Rosie beat out Paris Hilton, Ann Coulter, Heather Mills McCartney, and celeb blogger Perez Hilton, not to be mistaken with Paris Hilton. Other notable lists on the Parade site (here) includes [...]

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Christina Milian Bikini Pictures

2 January 2008

Christina Milian in a bikini is pretty good stuff, especially when the weather outside is really outrageous. I mean, seriously, I thought Al Gore was telling me the whole world was getting warmer. I call bullshit on you, Al Gore, because it’s cold as hell outside my house, you bastard. But I digress. Here’s R&B [...]

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More Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures

2 January 2008

Elisha Cuthbert has what I call Jennifer Love Hewitt Syndrome: the girl looks good in all her movies, but catch her in some candid moments, and she looks less than appealing. I don’t know if that haircut she’s sporting is for a movie or not (God, I hope so), but the weird colored two piece [...]

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Nicollette Sheridan is MILF Bikini Goodness

2 January 2008

Nicollette Sheridan is forty-four years old, and would be the world’s hottest MILF if she was in fact a mom, which I don’t believe she is. But hey, facts aren’t going to get in the way of me turning this post into a perfect example of how all MILFs should look like, and in one [...]

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Janin Reinhardt

2 January 2008

Now I don’t know where Erfurt, German Democratic Republic is (I originally thought it was Germany, but why wouldn’t they just call it Germany, then?), but that’s where our Random Foreign Babe of the Day Janin Reinhardt hails from. The 5′4″ dynamite of blonde hotness is a German TV show host and actress, with roles [...]

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Chuck Norris vs. the Blendtec — WHO YA GOT???

1 January 2008

No one can stop Chuck Norris, not even the Blendtec blender, and as we all know, the Blendtec blender can stop anything, even a cadre of the world’s baddest bad guys. Now if you combine Chuck Norris with the Blendtec blender, and it’s goodbye city for bad guys everywhere. Behold, the Blendtec and Chuck Norris, [...]

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Robin Wright Divorces Penn, Back on the Market

1 January 2008

Buttercup is divorcing Spicoli? Tell me it ain’t so! Well apparently it is so, and announcements have gone out that after 11 years of marriage and two kids, Robin Wright Penn (I guess she’s going to lose that Penn now) and Sean Penn are splitsville. To be honest with you, I’m surprise it’s taken this [...]

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Kelly Ripa is Cute and Cuddly and Other Stuff

1 January 2008

How could you not love Kelly Ripa? Well, you’d have to be a goddamn commie scumbag not to love Kelly Ripa, that’s how. How could you not appreciate that perky personality? That nice, long, luxurious blonde hair? Or those blue eyes? Or are those greens? Look, it’s not like I sit around staring at the [...]

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Zimany Linda

1 January 2008

I know what you’re thinking: “Great, he’s posting another Random Foreign Babe of the Day and he knows nothing about her, just that she’s foreign and a babe; what a chump!” Hey, I take offense to that, you bastard! And in fact, I actually do know something about Zimany Linda, and not just the fact [...]

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Diane Lane is Classic Hollywood Beauty

1 January 2008

As legend goes, everyone who has ever worked with the lovely Diane Lane has remarked on what a great and classy woman she is to work with. And I think you can see it in her pictures. The woman is just a great human being, and the fact that she’s in her ’40s and still [...]

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Bridget Moynahan in Men’s Health

1 January 2008

Speaking of Tom Brady, we haven’t seen a whole lot of Bridget Moynahan since she gave birth to Tom Brady’s bastard love child, and according to IMDB.com she only has one movie coming up in 2007, “Noise”, a comedy about a man who is being driven crazy by the noise in New York City, and [...]

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